The quote has been misattributed: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/masturbation-in-space-nasa-warning/
scientists says
This is not a serious publication.
I thought you were dead, but nice try, Kellogg
Good thing NASA isn’t my mom.
The female astronauts shouldn’t have dressed that way /s
“Three female astronauts can be impregnated by the same man on the same session… it finds its way,” Smyth replied.
Not buying it at all… I’m not saying it’s impossible but the odds must be astronomical (no pun intended) just for one pregnancy… not even in a million years. Life finds a way, I know, but come on!
No, it’s true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.
Also lady bits work like a vaccum, just sucking up all the stray dirt and food crumbs as well. Its why women are so good at staying at home.and vaccuuming, its literally natural.
(/s)
Am I Pragnent?
Preganté. You has it.
gregnant
I had to look it up. It’s still flippin’ hilarious but holy moly it’s 9 years old!!!
Dangerops, prangent sex
How is babby formed?
Probably
Space invaders: genetic boogaloo
Im out there shootin tardigrades
women floatin gonna get some babies made
that’s why I knew this rap was gonna be great
I wacked off in space and now my commanders …late…
well the article is from the future so we have to take their word for it
This article was originally published on 23 July 20222
Damn, that’s already after the butlerian jihad
Well guess you have a better excuse than “I tripped and fell in to her”
People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.
The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.
Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.
Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?
I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.
All of the greatest inventions which revolutionized key aspects of our daily lives have begun in aerospace engineering.
Pens that write upside down. Ice cream that doesn’t melt. Cock socks that don’t leak and are easy to clean.
This is why we fund NASA!
Nut allergies strike again!
Stroke?
These guys never heard of a “posh-wank?”
I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?
A wank whilst wearing a condom
With a condom is what I have heard. Expensive hence posh I guess!
That’s when you eat your cum so you don’t have to clean up right?
Thats just normal recycling
Yeah but you have a side salad with it
I could Google it but I’d rather hear it from you since, no, I have never heard of a posh-wank.
The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.
Have they actually done a fluid simulation, I still hold the position you can’t bukake in space or microgravity as it where
Semen isn’t gravity fed so I don’t think the lack of it would make a difference.
Idk I think semen can have a little gravity, as a treat
I think the bigger problem is the female astronauts slonking around the cabin crotch-first
Female astronaut: Here I go clam slammin in the cabin.
if you nut in space will it push you backwards
And since penises are usually not that close to the body’s centre of mass it would also impart some rotation, unless the astrowanker has very good aim.
Yes. That’s so you can catch it in your mount on the way around.
Gravity 2 starring William Dafoe
Asking the big questions.
Depends which way you point.
That reads as “male astronauts should not mastrubate in space”. So it’s absolutely fine for a female astronaut to rub one out. It’s not like she’s going to be ejecting eggs all over the place. Think of THAT OnlyFans.
Great… Another job I’m not qualified for
It was odd that the question was at the top of the application form too!
Oh cum on, it’s going to be really hard to handle that. Mind you, I’d be more concerned about the stray ‘liquid’ getting into machinery and shorting something, rather than accidentally impregnating three women at a time.
Fortunately we don’t have to worry about this yet as “This article was originally published on 23 July 20222”.
Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.
New fetish unlocked
Pornhub: no Problem, we deliver.
Pornhub getting into the space race would be a hilarious and welcomed turn of events. The rockets naming potential alone is worth it.
I think a female astronaut is less likely to get pregnant if everybody is allowed to rub one out when they’re horny.
