Just make him live out of the embassy

Better keep some chash saved if you run into the lockness monster

Is it hotter down south than it is in the summer?

To be fair the one that was spotted when they got their name was standing on two legs at the time and the scientist couldn’t be bothered to keep watching

Cthulhu shows up and people start trying to dose going mad to get high

Please let this be a normal field trip

If I had to be stuck with a feminine body I’d probably just go the rest of the way and get some boobs

The term healthy as a horse is mostly survivorship bias

The term healthy as a horse is mostly survivorship bias

If they don’t need to travel faster than light why should they

Speaking in tongues is just a dialup tone?

What if messages from god can’t travel faster than the speed of light so we are receiving prophecy meant for long dead and far off civilizations

Disco elesium eventually

AI “DJ” that reads you news and local events after a number of songs

OWO what’s this? (BANG EEEEEEEEEE)

“you are dead frog not big surprise”

If it’s aggressive enough might have to damage what it uses for an antenna

A different kind of bussy

When are they going put out the new “magic smoke” flavour I’ve heard about, burning electronics isn’t cheap

Like alice in wonderland