I always wonder why I don’t see XMPP mentioned more in conversations like this.

I use POPFile, open source software that classifies email into whatever categories you set up using a Bayesian algorithm (so you train it). It works as a proxy so it does it when your download email, so not a solution to your inbox filling up unless your can figure out how to run it on the server automatically.

It tags the email with a header and I use Thunderbird filters to move mail to folders for spam, adverts, political spam, and regular inbox.

It’s abandonware but it still works and doesn’t really need any more features IMO.

No that’s what comes out of the butt.

45 degrees in time is about 1:08

OK, sorry, I misread “I couldn’t resist, and they couldn’t watch me all the time” as meaning you were tickling their feet in front of them and they couldn’t bear to watch.

That’s why the military had never allowed long hair or beards.

If you’re talking about what a person would likely understand from those words, then sure, “It’s possible for me to lift 400 pounds if I became a bodybuilder” would probably not confuse anyone. The grammar isn’t quite right, though, because of the way tense /mood is used, and it sounds wrong. I think OP wanted to add the “possibly” because it sounded wrong even if they didn’t know why wrt grammar. If that’s splitting hairs so be it.

Even saying “I could lift 400 pounds if I became a bodybuilder” would be better.

This was quite a few years ago, but a friend of mine said he’d tried Linux but had switched back because some clipboard feature he was used to using didn’t work (sorry, I forget the details). He was a programmer to, so perfectly capable of troubleshooting or finding some alternative tool. I just stared at him dumbfounded.

I’m pretty sure you didn’t mean it this way, but was he sitting in a tank that was itself flying in the jet? Because that would be even more awesome.

Also a good evolutionary tool for helping you avoid food poisoning!

Their baldness makes them extra aerodynamic.

Lots of autopsies on female cadavers.

It doesn’t surprise me that you’re getting limited access to your grandkids if you are not respecting their boundaries, that is, their rules. That they are kooky is beside the point.

Simply taking out the possibly to make “It’s possible for me to lift 400 pounds if I became a bodybuilder” does not work. “It’s possible” means right now and does not work with the if part. What’s needed is something like the subjunctive or a tense change.

“It would be possible for me to lift 400 pounds if I became a bodybuilder.”

“It will be possible for me to lift 400 pounds after I became a bodybuilder.”

They are all pronounced ‘throatwobbler mangrove’.

Just grow an unkempt beard and wear overalls.

Here in the northeast united States, I see a lot of little ones on the forest even into early winter.

That’s the ‘here, have a banana gesture’.

But, yes we have no bananas…

wears the candles

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?