You also get your ass eaten because he loves you. Ass eating dreams are the best.

If you no one celebrates your death you’ve lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.

I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.

Would post this up around work as a PSA but what’s with the subliminal message?

The urge to stomp is strong.

Does it mean anything now? Still a super practical way to get different looks without a big wardrobe through the power of permutation. Also layering produces an air gap that makes this nearly as warm as a sweater and the outer layer rarely needs to be washed. Wore it because I liked music, kept it because I didn’t want to buy a lot of new clothes.

It’s a tshirt but the sleeves go all the way to the wrists

And if they have a Toto I’m inviting myself over just to poop.

Why pop tart have legs?

I find real life depressing enough, after seeing a few episodes of seasons one and 2, I’ll pass thanks.

Finally an airline that understands my claustrophobia.

“yes unless it involves beer”

I only buy beans by the ass load.

That’s even more than the federal government paid me to find the forest den of the keebler elf.

Imagine getting heroned and not even hearing it.

For this sort of thing I’m not sure it matters. You either give a shit about this or it doesn’t even reach your attention. I’ve seen people raised by meticulous engineers that do this kind of crap. It drives those of us that care absolutely nutty as it would literally take effort for us to do something like this so we assume it’s done to piss us off but it usually is just something that some people don’t attend to at all. In their mind it’s just pizza in fridge, done, next thing.

Neighbor tried to steal my cat. Was super awkward. Stick to downloading cars guys, this is not the way.

Unredacted Trump-epstein files?

Hopefully nondestructive editing is optional. drives me nuts when I just want to crop or make a minor edit to something and my photo app duplicates my photo to protect the original. A couple of steps worth of undo in limited memory is fine, I don’t need a permanent backup of the original of every photo.

If I don’t have the self control to avoid pizza rolls, I sure as hell don’t have the control to wait for them to cool down. It’s a catch 22.