I’d feel awful for anyone that needs to masturbate in space. Zero gravity fornication has got to be the bees knees. I would hope our astronauts are so orgied-out that by the end of the day they really just don’t have it in them to want to do that.

This hypothesis generated by the same guys that are pretty sure sororities are just for naked pillow fights.

Leave me alone mom

Really just need to give it a try to know. At the bar would be an atypical place to do the whipping out I agree, but invite the cutest one over afterwards and see where it goes!

It’s true. Chatting about circumcision in a bar most often ends in showing each other your dicks.

I thought it came from the bully in my middle school that completed puberty when he was 9

Is the class full?

Your memes are still unsponsored? Poor fool.

Fuckin A man.

Sounds like something written by somebody that’s never had a colonoscopy.

Filament companies probably should give these away. We are rapidly approaching a situation where the inkjet model of marketing could feasibly apply to 3d printing.

“used”

Yeah but next time I have this exact same super specific issue I’m going to fuckin fly man.

Naw mate, I just noticed you clicked on that shit when you could have been enjoying a Dr. Pepper. Wtf?

I guess. Dead cow skin uses very little polyurethane

No you.

Anything to avoid co-pilot.

All this to protect the vectors?

Ok, I’ll play the fool. Why is it worse? Is there some reason I should trust irdeto more than a guy in a hoodie?

Trust me, I give.