Found the lazy hippie

Impressive. Most of us get palate fatigue around 20 or so. Would imagine your BAL would still be legally fine, but everyone has different tolerance.

ATV enthusiasts?

You really don’t need to swallow at a wine tasting. In fact you’ll be able to taste a lot more without starting to affect your judgment if you don’t.

Maybe don’t post phone numbers here? Poor guy is likely to receive some pranks from social media neer-dowells

Most old men have them. Just ask one.

The prophecy is real? The one who’s colon that neither coffee nor the tacos of bell can touch? I am at your service - and will follow you towards your great destiny.

I dunno, that kind of regularity sounds admirable.

Until this post I didn’t know this was a thing. I thought I just had a weird bathroom kink or something, but I’ve had lots of dreams with bathrooms very similar to this. Had no idea this was a shared experience.

I also often end up peeing on something in the weird bathroom and the suddenly realizing that the thing I’m peeing on is not supposed to be peed upon and feel awful about it, and sometimes someone comes in and sees me peeing on the part I wasnt supposed to be peeing on.

Give that man a Teslar sticker already!

It will play when you reach 100% but if still seeding you don’t want to close it or the file can corrupt.

Ever seen fingers before?

Speak for yourself. I’m way less safe if I’m not constantly downing coffee

Let’s just say my first computer did not have one of those cup holder trays but my second computer did.

This would be a good meme to reference next time someone says this to me. Unfortunately I won’t remember to reference it.

This kind of thinking is what the mpaa and others want pirating framed as. Very very little of what’s pirated would have been paid for at all had it not been available. I’ve paid to see sequels for movies that have pirated and have bought books based on series I’ve downloaded that I never would have bothered to explore if I had to buy them originally.

Probably right. They figure yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and fart in this because it smells like sulfur anyway. The meat workers probably don’t get a lot of fart breaks, so they just fart in the sulfur packed meats.

Bonus!!

Just hide a bag of cocaine in their room. Their credibility will plummit simply by pointing out to authorities that they have a hard drug problem and showing evidence.

My washer and dryer have tinted windows. I have no idea why. I’m guessing their chief designer drives a heavily modded Scion though.