“yes unless it involves beer”

I only buy beans by the ass load.

That’s even more than the federal government paid me to find the forest den of the keebler elf.

Imagine getting heroned and not even hearing it.

For this sort of thing I’m not sure it matters. You either give a shit about this or it doesn’t even reach your attention. I’ve seen people raised by meticulous engineers that do this kind of crap. It drives those of us that care absolutely nutty as it would literally take effort for us to do something like this so we assume it’s done to piss us off but it usually is just something that some people don’t attend to at all. In their mind it’s just pizza in fridge, done, next thing.

Neighbor tried to steal my cat. Was super awkward. Stick to downloading cars guys, this is not the way.

Unredacted Trump-epstein files?

Hopefully nondestructive editing is optional. drives me nuts when I just want to crop or make a minor edit to something and my photo app duplicates my photo to protect the original. A couple of steps worth of undo in limited memory is fine, I don’t need a permanent backup of the original of every photo.

If I don’t have the self control to avoid pizza rolls, I sure as hell don’t have the control to wait for them to cool down. It’s a catch 22.

Maybe worth it if it made your shit smell better though? Feel like it’s at least two stars for that.

Because then it’s an ad

I know all about the shower.

Dude. This only happens when iOS detects gay porn on your phone.

Can I get in on this through polymarket?

Omg. How do you not know that this is how kids turn Bi?

Imma go eat sum

Before or after you cut their face off?

I stopped reading after the 8+ hours of sleep part.

Make him send a Pic holding his ID and the scoop to prove he really has it.

People are probably sneaking the algae little snacks.