A Nasa scientist has delivered a stern warning for male astronauts – absolutely do not masturbate in space.People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity. The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.As it turn...
No, it’s true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.
Also lady bits work like a vaccum, just sucking up all the stray dirt and food crumbs as well. Its why women are so good at staying at home.and vaccuuming, its literally natural.
No, it’s true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.
Well that explains all the masterbation
Also lady bits work like a vaccum, just sucking up all the stray dirt and food crumbs as well. Its why women are so good at staying at home.and vaccuuming, its literally natural.
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Doubly so when you consider space is a vacuum
Am I Pragnent?
Preganté. You has it.
gregnant
I had to look it up. It’s still flippin’ hilarious but holy moly it’s 9 years old!!!
I am. pregannenant!?
Dangerops, prangent sex
How is babby formed?
Probably
Space invaders: genetic boogaloo
Im out there shootin tardigrades
women floatin gonna get some babies made
that’s why I knew this rap was gonna be great
I wacked off in space and now my commanders …late…