My client is innocent, no cap. And I’ll show you why the prosecutor is cooked

Dr: No really, you’re getting the lungs of the month award.

Me: got a lighter?

Gotta stop with the avo toast and Starbucks, then you’ll be there in a matter of weeks.

I’ve found doing things for others really helps.

It was a simpler time. Would be 40+ today.

Especially a Jimmy neutron male

We’ve altered the pledge before, pray we don’t alter it further

I think it would be better if the left picture had left hand thread, and right picture right hand thread. It would be more realistic where both were beating you down, just one was a bit more obvious about doing it.

Well that explains all the masterbation

I was just reading Glover’s wiki today. Kirk would probably bitch about Glover listening to the poem ‘whitey on the moon’ weekly. I had never heard of this poem before, a great and important piece of art.

I wish that wasn’t a problem. There are 3 Costcos within about 30 minutes of me. Every time I’ve been, all hours of the day, each pump has about 4-6 cars waiting in line to fill up. People will wait 15 minutes because it’s generally 20-30 cents cheaper per gallon than anywhere else.

It’s strange, as swearing is actually not like him. If religious right actually had morals they would be truly upset with him praising Allah on Easter.

He’s clearly a good swimmer with the constant flood of pussy he’s drowning in.

Grassyass

Maybe a social media platform based on telling truer truths?

As a person of average intelligence, I knew exactly what the acronym was. Not sure the issue here.

Also without

2026, noooo!

Reverse the genders, keep the photo, grab popcorn and watch the anti trans comments. Probably wouldn’t happen on Lemmy, but who knows.

And then Einstein presented him a nobel for medicine and everyone clapped