Geese on a meese

He actually only worked the registers, but made himself a sweaty cock shake every night for two years!

It would probably be some gaudy gold thing.

Why can’t they use their own spotters?

Dunedain on corn so fine

Omaha and Wichita are not on the same level as any of the rest you’ve listed. Very random to put them in here. Omaha is the 42nd largest city and Wichita is 52nd. And if you’re comparing Metro areas I would guess that disparity would place them much lower.

Programmer horror

Throw them out! They get moldy super fucking quick

Many would.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?

That’s … that’s the joke

I haven’t either but it totally fits with the rest of it.

Almost done making my ISS, shouldn’t be too many leaks when I’m done with it. I’m using the expensive duct tape after all.

Sorry, only have prunes over here

Hey, you leave those beta males trying to be alpha makes alone

Climb it after making a mess with your hook shot. Lot more challenging with wet holds

Boomers weren’t called the ‘Me Generation’ for nothing.

Don’t mix up which is which

Why would I have to imagine?

One of the biggest risks is the lack of responsibility. Ex: it wasn’t my fault we bombed that school full of children, the AI said it was a military base.