You can give out multiple free coffees

Big horny

And yet they would find a way to defend it

I want him to debate the counter argument that ass is the original boobs. I think there was a cartoon about that, I think it was in a black and white manga style.

Looks good, how was the heartburn?

I feel successful

It’s not just the white Christians, it’s all of them.

No I don’t. Hence the questions

So what is kohlrabi? Is it good? How do you eat/cook it?

Try fingers, but hole

Certainly hasn’t hurt their bottom line in the slightest, so it will continue!

Prove it

Yes, full size scissors. Their website says up to 4 inches.

You can bring scissors on a plane.

Or a more sinister monkey paw: OP finds a job they actually LOVE doing. Incredibly rewarding, engaging, great pay, benefits, supportive bosses, delightful coworkers, the works. Suddenly tragedy strikes and they are disabled, unable to work any job. They struggle to survive off disability, every day reminded of what they once had.

You know, the American dream reality.

What about on duty?

Character concept: skeleton necromancer who has to keep casting animate dead to stay alive. Or maybe has an object that keeps casting it on themselves from time to time.

Yes. The young are reckless causing most of their accidents. We do what we can to prevent those accidents, seems like we could do a lot more. The old have accidents from downsides of aging/slowing reaction times/health issues. We can definitely do more than just hoping their kids take the keys away before it’s too late. One idea is regular driver’s tests starting at a certain age.

Not every 70 YO is the same health. Some can barely see at that age, or at night. There are also plenty of health issues or medications taken at this age which could affect reactions or alertness. Not saying it can’t happen to the young, but it’s far more prevalent.

It was virgin olive oil until you fucked it. Then it was extra virgin.