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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaytoMemes@lemmy.mlPonder This
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    1 day ago

    He never mentions the guy because the “assassination attempt” was a poorly disguised hoax, and EVERYONE knows it.

    Worse for HitlerPig is that he KNOWS that everyone knows that it is a hoax, so he’s keeping relatively quiet about it. Now and then he makes a reference to it, but it ALWAYS falls flat. Even his own followers don’t get worked up about it because they know it was a clumsy hoax. If they claim to believe it, then they have to explain the fact that the guy was a hard-core MAGA, another awkward fact they don’t want to deal with.

    It was a hoax that didn’t work, and one guy had his head literally blown off, so best to keep it on the DL.





  • I used to work in management for a Fortune 100 company, and they’d send people around for little afternoon management seminars on one thing or another (usually sexual harassment stuff).

    One day, one of the visitors mentioned that money wasn’t even in the top 5 reasons that people work, and tried to move on from that, but I stopped them, and made them repeat it, and then said “Well that’s not true at all. It’s literally the ONLY reason ANYONE goes to work.”

    They tried to argue it, but I just said "If it’s a Payday Friday, and the boss doesn’t hand out the paychecks, and tells everyone that there won’t be any future paychecks, but they’ll see everyone on Monday, the boss will walk into an empty office on Monday. Nobody works for any reason other than a paycheck "

    And that was a great job, that almost everybody reading this would enthusiastically grab without thinking twice, but nobody is going to do it for free.


  • Music is always a great way to make friends. Most musicians want to make music with others, so they are pretty easy to approach about it. If you aren’t up to their level, they’ll help you, and if you are better than them, you can help them.

    I’m an old guy, but I can’t tell you how fast the generation gaps evaporate when musicians start talking. Decades don’t matter when you are talking about your favorite music.

    Music is such a great contributor to society, that I can’t believe the MAGA Nazis haven’t tried to ban it yet.



  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaytoMemes@lemmy.mlHetalia is real
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    10 days ago

    There is no such thing as the Republican Party. It is 100% dead, and replaced by the MAGA Party. The Republicans may not have cheated, but cheating and corruption is the MAGA brand, and they can’t help themselves.

    Even if every poll showed MAGA winning by 30 points, they’d STILL cheat, because they wouldn’t know how to NOT cheat.




  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaytoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldGenius
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    13 days ago

    That’s not “Passive” income, if you have to attract 50-60 people per day, pretend to interview them, while subliminally encouraging them to use the vending machine. That’s called a full-time job, and probably illegal, too.

    And that isn’t $300/day profit, he has to pay for those items in his machine. The profit is probably no more than 50%, so $150/day. For an 8 hour day, that’s $18.75 an hour. That’s a lot of work for not that much money. It certainly isn’t “Passive.”