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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 11 months ago

IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    What’s a Marxist banker?

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      A dogwhistle for “the Jews”

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        Damn, that got dark quickly. Thanks for curing my deafness.

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          That’s why they speak like that. That’s one of their more blatant, but the goal is always to have plausible deniability. And as an added perk when they use some of their less well known dogwhistles they get to call antifascists crazy.

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        Dog whistle? Or fog horn?

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          The thing about dog whistles is they’re foghorns to dogs but not humans.

          Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn’t know about it.

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          Admittedly, I didn’t hear it, but I’m glad I learned to listen for it here. These are some dark times.

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            Globalist also means jew

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      ?

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        Okay, you know that’s not what I meant, but admittedly, that’s hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.

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      99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It’s just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it’s an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        I think you’re right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I’ll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.

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          Also keep an eye out for people complaining about “globalists” and “coastal elites” because you’ll find that the majority of the time, that means Jews.

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            Ugh. That’s extra nasty because it tries to subvert class consciousness by deflecting it into culture war.

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      A banker that handles our money?

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        What constitutes “our money” in a moneyless society?

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          Vibes, for the most part.

          • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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            Wouldn’t someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?

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              Wait, doesn’t everyone maintain their own wank-bank?

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                No, that’s just what us plebs have to do.

                Those with the means typically hire someone for that particular service, a wank bank swank skank, if you will.

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                  Under communism, the wank bank swank skanks may choose to use their experience to help maintain hyper-local community wank banks!

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          Tang.

          • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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            Isn’t that just a gold standard but with a beverage powder instead?

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              That’s one way to interpret it, yes.

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                What’s another way?

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                  Ribaldly.

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          The currency that the moneyless society uses to exchange goods with other societies that do have money?

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            Good answer. Thank you. I hadn’t considered a global economy with that kind of asymmetry. How would that work?

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        It’s like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom

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          Yeah, that would be so weird, like a US president selling cars from the Whitehouse.

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      ‘Marxist banking parasites.’

      That’s a new one, time to update the bingo cards.

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        No kidding. What’s next? Anarcho-fascist?

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      What nazis say to refer to Saul down the street who works as an electrician. Well all Jewish people really, but they aren’t excluding the tradesfolk

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    I thought this was satire and I was wrong

    https://blog.mygotodoc.com/p/the-philosopher-king-vs-the-vampire

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      You know it’s a thoroughly written important article when you see typos like this:

      inte3ract

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      Wow. That is one long-winded whack job.

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      Ah, sh!t, I clicked and gave him traffic. 🤦‍♂️

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        You have upset the balance of the universe, it must be restored. Go back and write a comment that is so crazy it might open people’s eyes, but not so obviously a psyop that it gets removed.

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    Troll level 1000. Tricking conservatives into paying you to take Ivermectin.

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      Or they buy ivermectin and poison their queer relatives with it

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        You’d have to try really hard to poison someone with ivermectin. It’s extremely common in some parts of the world.

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          I know a guy who put magic mushrooms in his family’s coffee maker.

          After a month of hallucinations, his mom checked herself into a psych ward for two weeks.

          Guy thought it was really funny when he told her what he did, after she got back.

          Guy is now homeless (unemployed 26 yo was living with his parents.)

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            Good story, but I question the relevance.

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              Wyvern mentioned that medicating someone without their knowledge is bad.

              So I provided an example of that, taken up a notch.

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          Giving someone a medication without their knowledge is dangerous and a poisoning attempt, period, no matter how harmless you consider it.

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            Legally, totally agreed.

            …but if you were so inclined to want to cause someone harm through poisoning, you’d have chosen really badly if you chose ivermectin.

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    Marxist banking parasites

    Because for some reason, he’s afraid to say “Jew bankers”.

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      Can they provide some photos of these bankers? They must be quite something to make MEGA feel confused.

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        As soon as I read your comment I saw it as “jaw breakers”. So yeah, I guess that’s a good thing.

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      He should’ve said “billionnaire oligarch leeches” like Trump and Elon and then it would actually be correct - Trump and Elon are the fascist problem.

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    Marxist banking parasites…

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      “Socialism is when banks charge you a $25 overdraft fee and rearrange transactions to force the most overdrafts” - Carl Farx

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        (((Carl Farx)))

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      Just say the 3 letter word, my guy

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        He would instead like to say the K-slur.

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    If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer

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    The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda

    I… Is he saying it’s in a pinworm’s best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the “Jewish elite?” The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint???

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      I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.

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    Say this and then when evil parents bring in their kids give them gender affirmation and gay affirmation

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    “The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own”. You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?

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      You ever wonder why all these “public bathrooms” are “same sex only”?

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          REAL men piss their pants because it maximizes PHEREMONES or something.

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    Why the fuck do I bother with learning a marketable skill when the real skill I should be learning is how to scam dumb people.

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        DM me… Let’s start a business… If things gonna be this silly might as well make a silly living

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        Hello, we should sell crystals, what shpuld we claim the crystals do? I can make all kind of crystals out of common industrial commodities!

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          Crystals can actually remove bad influences from your life, if you throw them hard enough.

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      Perhaps this is what Musk means when it says that empathy is bad.

      If your goal is to maximise your own personal wealth, then empathy really is a hindrance. But I put to you that maximising money is not a goal worth devoting a lifetime to. And perhaps not scamming dumb people is a valuable way to act regardless.

      (This is essentially what motivated the Quakers to push for set prices for goods rather than constant bartering. They believed that dump people should still be able to go to a shop and buy stuff without getting ripped off. I’d say that moral position has made the world a slightly better place.)

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        The Quakers are pretty based, to put it in a term they wouldn’t understand. They also are pacifists and don’t let priests tell them what God actually meant to say.

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        Makes sense… But I need money to survive.

        I agree with you in that not scamming people ina valuable way to act. I guess I’m just burnt out and jaded at this point.

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    Is that Dr Ted Cruz, the real human doctor?

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    Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they’re just giving them away. I’d like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.

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      What did you get your doctorate in

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        Unwelcome opinions.

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          well i didn’t want to hear that

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            Dang, he’s good

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    Actually the parasites make you obsessed with cats.

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      You can’t just call the cat a parasite.

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        You absolutely can. They kill for amusement.

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    Marxist banking parasites

    Bit of an oxymoron innit?

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      With the war on Palestine, it’s a bit difficult to be more openly anti Semitic…

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        Not so much, just occasionally interleave your antisemitic nonsense with support for Israel, and smearing all critic of Israel as antisemites.

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      They mean Jews, but they say it that way for enlightened centrists who don’t know how that phrase is contradictory on its face.

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        It isn’t actually contradictory (as an actual socialist would structure a bank instead of what Nazis mean by it), but it is a reference to the Nazi dogwhistle Cultural Bolshevism that has been spread by people like Jordan Peterson, fascist philosopher, under the incredibly well hidden rebrand of Cultural Marxism

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          It’s contradictory to imply any existing bank is socialist. Many branches are ultimately reaching for a moneyless society, anyway, so even a socialist bank would be transitionary.

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            Okay.

            What nation has achieved communism and is no longer in even a transitionary state?

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              None, this is all theory. It can still be a contradiction on paper.

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                It can be, and it is the way they use it, but it doesn’t have to be

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      They’ve had to update their language to reflect modern times, since (((Judeo-Bolshevik))) doesn’t quite fly under the radar anymore.

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    the woke mind virus is literal now?

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      Its the woke intestinal parasite now

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        don’t let them fool you, it’s all projection from RFK Jr.'s brainworm

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