I played this while recovering from an operation. Absolutely brilliant.

Herpes is forever.

I’m thinking AI-powered something is going on, for sure.

It matches “yo momma”.

This concerns me.

A half-Planck is from your knees so it’s more like 2/3 of a full Planck.

That sounds like a trick question.

This is also how Australia happened.

I’ve gone from worrying what would have happened in my children’s lifetime to worrying what will happen within my lifetime so I’m good.

Only in its future. Probably you’d have to find the electron precisely at the end of its timeline.

Also explains how they made them half the size they used to be so easily.

It looks you’re trying to watch a football.

Fucking “pre-prepare”. Prepare already means to get ready ahead of time.

You could remove 99.9% of instances of “literally” and it wouldn’t change the meaning of the sentence at all. It’s just like “um” by now.

Suspicious use of “competitor” is suspicious.

Hasta la vista, baby.

You can be arrested just for saying you’re a gamer.

The resemblance between Leo and the Aorta is uncanny, even before that bear ruined him.

The tankies don’t seem particularly picky about whether their contrarian cause celebres are actually socialist or just a dickhead dictator and his rich mates.

I was non-verbal for almost the first five years, so good luck with that mister “parent of the year”.