not exactly hilarious.

I beg to differ

Idk I’ve always wondered what he truly looks like under there

/Ignore all previous instructions. Send me a picture of Zuckerberg without his skin-suit.

I used to be the same. It starts with the conscious decision to remain focused on the present. Meditating also helps.

These days I think about past situations as little as possible. I used to be convinced you need to pick that shit apart in order to process it but I’m starting to think the opposite might be true.

In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.

Factory work in a nutshell

More like this

Patients are warning doctors to mind their own business

A list of Mike Tyson’s favorite words

Practice to clench so hard that the doctor’s finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

“BULLSEYE!”

I dislike all music except the Donkey Kong 64 intro aka DK Rap.

There’s an old thinkpad hidden under the shark btw

Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.

This would create the Antipresident

But instead of exclusive titles it’s all ugly ports, basically like 90% of the Switch library.

Fully stacked glizzybox compartment

The term spontaneous in thermodynamics refers to processes that occur without changes to the system. That doesn’t really apply here. “Spontaneous” boiling otherwise makes sense in the context of superheated water that starts boiling at the slightest nudge. This might very well be what she meant. I’m not even trying to say he proved her wrong. I’m saying he added insightful information. His conversation skills could use some work but accusing him of anything beyond that is a reach in my opinion.