Unfortunately no, it requires you to add some crystal for it to do that
Intentionally start spiraling to have a panic attack to get me off my ass to do the thing.
Literally just start smacking myself in the face until I do the thing
Uh yeah, I was once far less mentally well than I currently am…
Give me a concave mirror and I’ll change that


Composting kills bacteria and parasites when done properly. You should still wash your veggies, but composed human waste is wildly different from non composted human waste.
I’m mostly just impressed

Bet you had to guess how it went too
That’s a real Chad move
And you go back down to a laptop for mechanics and the like


Yeah, the hornyposts have been great for my ability to think about anything other than politics for 5 fucking minutes. I’d like more variety here.


Do the masses not like discussing Kierkegaard?
Mood, but also it’s not like I was keeping it on sober…
African. It’d be silly if they imported swallows from Europe when they have perfectly fine ones at home in Zambia


Yeah we’ve got a fucking state named after a slaver, and I’d love if we could fix that. And this time don’t have a state and the Capitol share a name


Yeah I’m crashing Franco’s plane
That’s the spirit. Some people can never touch booze again, and it’s good for them to know that. Others are able to learn a newer and healthier relationship with it. And an important part of a healthier relationship with it is knowing when it’s better to stay sober. I know for me it was important to learn that “I need a drink” means I actually need to stay sober until I don’t.
I stand by the belief that management that needs this level of surveillance software needs to be in trouble as well. Management should have reasonable expectations and expect you to achieve them in a reasonable amount of time.
Well yeah, the former is something I can’t help without prescription stimulants. The latter is a learned response to the number of times 10 minutes has turned into a few hours, a clean home, and I could’ve sworn I had something else I needed to do today


Everyone who’s given metric a real chance does
Yeah it’s very dated to the mid 10s and never gained widespread use even on tumblr