If the last few months haven’t made that clear to people, maybe the next few years will.

Still tilting at windmills.

East of the Antarctic peninsula.

Anyplace off the coast of Antarctica is, by definition, north of it. But the Weddell Sea is a specific area of the Southern Ocean.

If you leave Antarctica, you’re heading north. Is it North of Antarctica toward Australia, South Africa, Patagonia or some other northerly direction from Antarctica?

That’s the ambiguity inherent to the headline.

It’s wrapped around by that peninsula that juts toward(ish) the Andes.

The owls are not what they seem. Sometimes they’re bears.

Dog whistle? Or fog horn?

What’s the matter with this hypothetical place?

Order people to fire off more explosives than the human mind can comprehend in a war, then launch more explosives than that entire war in every battle of the next war, and you get called a “great man”

You toss a single grenade at that first guy and suddenly you’re the “bomb thrower”.

Because your dermatologist isn’t used to checking for skin cancer where the sun don’t shine.

Your can’t un-spill a cup of water, but you can keep it upright.

You can absolutely yell about that. And when Fahrenheit flips to negative, you’re ready to express some big feelings about how fucking cold it is.

I always hated that they made us relearn the parts of speech every year in middle school and high school English. Surely by now it’s sunk in, I thought.

But then the CHUDs started losing their minds about pronouns.

Oh, I’ve deactivated any voice activated anything on my phone.

The CPC doesn’t deserve defense. The most reactionary Tiananmen protester was more communist than any Dengist since then was.

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