Your can’t un-spill a cup of water, but you can keep it upright.

You can absolutely yell about that. And when Fahrenheit flips to negative, you’re ready to express some big feelings about how fucking cold it is.

I always hated that they made us relearn the parts of speech every year in middle school and high school English. Surely by now it’s sunk in, I thought.

But then the CHUDs started losing their minds about pronouns.

Oh, I’ve deactivated any voice activated anything on my phone.

The CPC doesn’t deserve defense. The most reactionary Tiananmen protester was more communist than any Dengist since then was.

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