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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 18 hours ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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Where my klitoris users at?

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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 18 hours ago
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    It’s my favorite app to play around with

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    It’s telling me to slow down when I try to look under the hood.

    I keep having to work around it.

    The terms-of-service were too confusing.

    It’s not klitoris, I was in the pool.

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    Is the GNOME version called Gock?

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      I would not be surprised if KDE already had “Klitoris”

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    The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)

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      Like if Nautilus is any better

      Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.

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        The nautical theme also continues with Nemo

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        Dolphin, the total commander of nautilus!

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    You think that’s the worst?

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      Passable censoring, 2/3 successfully censored

    • Mwa@thelemmy.club
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      I hope they changed the name and icon. Edit: it’s still there somehow

      • Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I feel like they made the app for this exact purpose and are proud to say it.

        • Mwa@thelemmy.club
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          good theory

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    I’m still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won’t stop.

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      It’s still the best social media for anything worthwhile. Hyperlocal news, sports, government agencies, corporate news, everyone posts there since nobody looks at Facebook anymore and Instagram is mainly for pics. All the good artists are on Twitter as well.

      Nobody is posting to Mastodon because actually finding information and people is proper impossible. I mean hell I almost never see any posts from Mastodon getting posted to any meme community because everyone is all tech and politics and doom and serious.

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        And that’s why i support the pedophile trillionaire. For memes and stuff

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          We just ousted a minister in our country through memes and protests organised through Twitter, but what would an uneducated person know?

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        “noooo i can’t read corporate slop from government agencies and my favorite ragebaititng influencer news on Mastodon nooo, must read Xitter!!!”

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          noooo i can’t read anything at all worth talking about and no one is on mastodon, noooo must rage into my depressed people’s echo chamber

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        It’s still the best social media for anything worthwhile.

        I was a fool for expecting a serious response 🤣

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          We just ousted a minister in our country through memes and protests organised through Twitter, but what would an uneducated person know?

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        Ironically nextdoor is actually pretty active, but goddamn is it a toxic cesspool of fascism. I can’t even try on that platform anymore. I tried for a few months, and naw. I don’t like surrounding myself with willfull ignorance.

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          Never heard of that in my life. Not available in my country I guess

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    2026version: copilot internet 365 just shortened to copilot after the next MBA is hired.

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      Seriously, all Windows software is starting to sound the same, with as little clue as possible as to what it actually does. Remote Desktop on Mac is called “Windows App”. What does that mean? Everything else is called 365.

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        It’s called Windows app on Windows now as well. But they also have remote desktop still, and they’re not intercompatible.

        Microsoft truly are terrible at naming things. They always have been. Remember XBone?

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          At the same time, I liked .NET’s no-nonsense naming of namespaces. When I see something like System.Threading.Tasks, I can immediately recognise that it’s a namespace that deals with task-based parallelism. Then you have tokio in Rust and I want to stab the person that came up with the name. Same for clap and serde. They mean nothing unless you already know what those packages do.

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    Gnome: GSpot. It doesn’t actually exist (GNOME devs though there was no use case for it)

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      laughs in libsexy

      • communism@lemmy.ml
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        libass

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          libcaca … their original logo was better though, with a speech bubble saying something like “It’s the shit!”

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            Finally a good example of a project which should, and does, use the WTFPL.

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    We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris

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      I’m a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don’t give the project a name, until I’ve coded enough of it that I know where it’s going.

      A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.

      The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I’d just pronounce as clitoris.

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        There really is no drama like programming language drama.

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    Searched everywhere and can’t find the download. Does anyone have a link for the latest klitoris? I can’t locate it and my wife is getting pissed.

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    I’ve found the clitoris.

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      You might wanna tell the guy who made it, cause I don’t think he has yet.

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    Gonna make a TUI music player and call it D-Bussy

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      Aah D-Bussy! Everyone loves D-Bussy!

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    I only use it with Linux read by Gilbert Gottfried

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    Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:

    • gimp
    • finger
    • john the ripper
    • libcaca
    • toilet
    • fsck
    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      Also there’s Rufus

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      Also, in Italian “sudo” means “I sweat”.

      sudo nano
      

      means “I sweat, dwarf”

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      unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

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        man

        every Command Line Interface Tool

        (not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF’s )

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          man man

          • sensation@sh.itjust.works
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            This week, I ran ‘man mount’ while learning about bind mounts.

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              I mean there are audiovisual teaching aids for how to mount men all over the Internet. Or so I’m told

      • T156@lemmy.world
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        jq, ed

        • okmko@lemmy.world
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          deleted by creator

    • ColdWater@lemmy.ca
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      Also bitchx

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      Man, I remember laughing like a school boy when I first heard of the “finger” util in college, lol.

      Also finger \! && exit

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      Don’t forget fuck

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      I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)

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        The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices

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          Ah so BDSM then /s

          • Tako Penisu@sh.itjust.works
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            No just BSD

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              BSDMobile?

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            Oh. Plenty, they just don’t fuck with ‘consent’.

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          I avoided Gnome for exactly that reason for years but the shell extensions for gnome have improved a lot and it’s pretty flexible now. If you don’t mind depending on the addin authors maintaining your favorites.Dash to panel or dock is virtually a whole different UI.

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            I honestly find it odd that anyone brings up “no choices” and “lack of customisation” as a point against GNOME at all… Nothing in any desktop environment comes close to the versatility of GNOME extensions.

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              finally someone says it.

              the extensions might not be core utilities of gnome and break on an update, but they allow for customization that even kde doesn’t provide yet everyone is saying gnome has a “lack of customization”

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      Pip yay

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      deleted by creator

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      Ugh, “gimp”? Seriously?

      And the name isn’t great either.

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        GNU Image Manipulation Program or GIMP

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        Green is my pepper.

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        You’re right. And it would be so simple to just drop the G and make it Image Manipulation Program. They could even use the same impish logo!

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          Good way to get Stallman to kill you

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          They could, but they never will though. Chiefly because someone asked them to and, after stamping their feet like Veruca Salt, the devs have resolved to never ever stop pouting about it.

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    Hey, I finger the klitoris of my thinkpad all the time

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      Huh, I thought I was fingering the nipple this whole time

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        It’s pink, nubby, and you finger it. That doesn’t seem like a nipple to me ;)

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          Okay, fineeee. I’ll tongue it.

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