When others go low I get high with the obamas

G had me like: hey yea they always lied and fucked us This is an awesome list I’m gonna save this

thats like holding a wizards staff by the pointy bit

Can’t have appreciation for the big bodacious booties without having the small bubble butts. Even flat butts have huge throngs of fans. having something different makes the differences sweeter

Cento peeled tomatoes and a little basil makes better sauce for less than 7.49 just saying

Clearly hasn’t aroused a clit enough, next

I wanna see your exhibits a-o

“… when pigs fly” : basically never
“… when pigs can look up” : basically right now

Ok but are we gonna ignore that the fork could pick up some?

F - union
Ftfy

They’re all saying it

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6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you

Violet08 isn’t the only one posting here

I’m sending that tiktaalik back into the ocean til it’s stops trying to come back on land

Time to speed run that second conviction

Back in the pokeball you go

They can but they don’t do it all the time. I got the run around from planet fitness for a week before I told them to fuck off and cancelled the card. Still haven’t seen a hit to my credit or even a collection letter

Lmao I’d call the bank and just tell them cancel the card on file and send a new one. Can’t charge a cancelled card

Drinks so good they make the dead look lively