Hint: You can prevent https://lifeline4gaza.com/ <- this from happening, or solve the unsolveable historical mysteries that haunt us all.
Premise: the continuum is bullshit and can do whatever idk, viewing only or with alterations, depending on what makes sense to you. It’s not a contest to do the most (well okay it is but that could limit our inquiry), just whatever occurs to you first.
kill lenin. i mean, not a bad idea.
I’d go back about 12,800 years and see the world before the Younger Dryas.
I would do something similar if I was allowed to bring a lifetime supply of antibiotics.
(Centurii-chan)
Grandgrandgrandfish paradox
Take a slide rule to ancient Babylon because on some level I’m morally offended we didn’t figure that one out until the 17th century. Ideally this also snipes a variety of terrible numeral systems.
Dec 15th, 1791 along with an AR-15 and four high capacity magazines just to explain something to a few people.
“I just wanna talk to him.”
About 300 million years ago.
That’s the earliest time that you could still breathe comfortably.
I have sinus problems so I’ve never been able to breathe comfortably
Late 1999, I’d smash all the voting machines in Florida.
Brooks Brothers Rioters. Cut all their valve stems. Also, maybe do something about the SC, because they just handed the election to Bush anyway.
Alternatively I’d somehow stop the Taft-Hartley act from passing. It prevented trade unions from making political donations until Citizens United vs FEC.
I can be very specific: Jamaica Hospital June 14th 1946
I’d go back to 1921 and save the original communist party heads of my country. Maybe we would have a better chance that way.
I’m going back to 1985 and telling Doc to have a nice life.
I would go to the year 1800, and bring with me a bunch of books on science and engineering. Basically all the building blocks you need to build wind farms and solar power. I would visit all the universities I can and drop these books in library shelves. Some climate change literature could be nice too.
During the pandemic we learned that people react well to reasoning and people telling them what to do
I have a plan B too, but it’s not so gentle.
The goal is to become the number one energy producer and stomp out all opposition and competition before it has a chance to grow. There are no laws against cartels and monopolies, so you exploit the hell out of it. You file extremely broad patents to prevent fossil fuels and combustion based motors from ever becoming a thing. You play super dirty, no mercy, no remorse. It’s going to be basically like the East-India Company, but with renewable energy.
You lobby governments to adopt renewable energy and electrical devices you provide. You influence the public opinion on fossil fuels by spreading information about climate change, pollution and negative health effects. If the global energy company becomes big enough, you should make your own private army and conquer all the places where large oil deposits exist, and establish massive natural reserve parks in those areas. Lobby the governments to make other similar areas legally protected from all industrial development for the next 1000 years.
You would become the supervillain billionaire of the 1800s, but you put the whole world on a renewable trajectory.
You influence the public opinion on fossil fuels by spreading information about climate change, pollution and negative health effects
if you are playing dirty, telling them digging up those evil black liquid out can anger the gods would work too
That could work too. Superstitions and religions were in at the time, so I think there’s plenty to exploit.
You could call coal the Devil’s rock, and spread rumors about it being cursed and haunted. You cal talk about the smoke causing vice, moral decay and sin. Oil could be seen as the blood of the Earth, tears from ancient curses, bad omens etc. Only rebellious sorcerers and heretics would dare to tamper with the natural order of things by burning oil. As the un-godly un-natural smoke poisons the air, it poisons the soul etc. God gave you the sun and wind, so using them is the only righteous choice… You get the idea. The 1800s was a magical period of time.
Yeah I’m crashing Franco’s plane
I would go back to 1990 and tell my parents to take young me to a psychiatrist to have me checked for ADHD.
Same. Geiler Name <3
I’m sending that tiktaalik back into the ocean til it’s stops trying to come back on land
1968
68er movement + RAF goes hard
