I mean, with all due respect to your undoubtedly wonderful son who will now be forever known as “dickfoot”, I’m not sure how justifies even mild annoyance, much less miniscule fury. Pareidolia is in the eye of the beholder, not that of the sight. It’s a pixelated heart with a streamer, not a penis. It’s only barely phallic if you stretch phallic as a term far longer than you should ever stretch an actual phallus.

Funny as fuck all! But not really something to be infuriated over.

Hope you and Dickfoot have a wonderful day!

The D

Doesn’t matter, had sex

A goodly number of times

Met two different Helen Hunt lookalikes.

Met a Pavarotti looking guy at a video rental place.

Met a guy a few weeks ago that looked like a human Barcus Wroot

Met a woman that looked enough like Michael Jordan I had to do a double take.

Dunno if you’d call her a celebrity, but a friend dated a woman that could have been Kobe Tai’s sister, damn near twin.

Robert Plant! There was a guy in a cover band that looked like him and sang close enough that it was surreal.

Warning: may shit on your porch if aggravated

My thought is that y’all will someday see on the news “old fucker on lemmy arrested for curb stomping some asshole with smart glasses that refused to respect his wish to not be filmed”

The point, man, the point! That’s the fucking point!

Alas, people’s tongues don’t have the exact same spread of taste receptors, and our brains can interpret signals in different ways even when the origin simulation is identical. It’s part of what makes food recommendations so difficult. Even something as broadly enjoyable as chocolate still isn’t so universal that every single person likes it.

When it’s something as single note as umami can be, there’s going to be a lot of misses to go with the hits :(

It’s not really ready for prime time tbh.

I technically do, but only because the communities rarely to never need moderation.

I’m just too damn old to moderate much of anything that’s active enough to need moderation lol. If any of move ever do get busy, I’ll be looking for someone to take over.

Part of that is lemmy moderation low key sucking. Cross instance moderation is broken as fuck, but even on your own instance, it’s a pain in the ass. As much as people hated automod on reddit, if you got used to the way it worked, you could trivialize things in terms of stress vs reward without just stomping on users.

Since I also tend to hate trying to mod on a personal account, that’s another layer of hassles I just don’t have the energy for at this point

Dammit! I’m always too late with a good one. I came to make a gourdian knot joke lol

Gotta be Jim Crow laws. Perfect example of how not to govern

Lick everything to mark it as mine.

Including other players

Well, if you believe the song, murder

Not surprising considering how many human lesbians do the same thing when interested in another.

Circle, circle; dot dot

Abab, left, right, down, up

Now I got my weebie shot

Look, all I’m saying is that if my cock was in it, it has to have been a vagina when I started. It’s not my fault if a damn mimic changed shape into a duck mid thrust.

Fuck it! Judge Dredd

Milage wise? 120k miles, plus a little. But it was also 15 years old, so that ain’t too bad

Bought it new, drove it until the wheels figuratively fell off lol