Shit, I think I was the weird kid

Yeah, but why does it feel so good when I stick my dick in it?

A twelve inch sub, two bags of chips, a bottle of soda for each, and some Reese’s cups.

I did the entire load except the Reeses.

This was back when FUBU was still a viable company. I could fit a full sized handgun in each pocket, so two drink bottles in one and a sandwich in the other were easy. Chips in the back pockets. With pants that loose, and a baggy shirt over the top, it wasn’t even visible lol. Good belt helped though.

With a good coat in winter, I could smuggle anything I damn well wanted almost anywhere. Hell, anywhere at all that didn’t search people, no almost.

Edit: me and my homie went together, it wasn’t all for me

Ima have to just wait until a neighbor gets a machine and rob them the way memory prices are fucking things

Yeah, he’s got that magic voice and laid back vibe. It’s a very rare critter that can’t enjoy it

My dogs never watched. But both of them enjoyed Bob Ross a good bit, and were chill with music videos.

No idea, but it sure went down easy

It’s not me, it’s you

Oompah loompahs get bored

Nah, just pulled from power and shoved into a nice facility where nobody ever has to deal with them again

Hey! Some of those bad d&d movies were… Well, not good, but still fun

I mean, with all due respect to your undoubtedly wonderful son who will now be forever known as “dickfoot”, I’m not sure how justifies even mild annoyance, much less miniscule fury. Pareidolia is in the eye of the beholder, not that of the sight. It’s a pixelated heart with a streamer, not a penis. It’s only barely phallic if you stretch phallic as a term far longer than you should ever stretch an actual phallus.

Funny as fuck all! But not really something to be infuriated over.

Hope you and Dickfoot have a wonderful day!

The D

Doesn’t matter, had sex

A goodly number of times

Met two different Helen Hunt lookalikes.

Met a Pavarotti looking guy at a video rental place.

Met a guy a few weeks ago that looked like a human Barcus Wroot

Met a woman that looked enough like Michael Jordan I had to do a double take.

Dunno if you’d call her a celebrity, but a friend dated a woman that could have been Kobe Tai’s sister, damn near twin.

Robert Plant! There was a guy in a cover band that looked like him and sang close enough that it was surreal.

Warning: may shit on your porch if aggravated

My thought is that y’all will someday see on the news “old fucker on lemmy arrested for curb stomping some asshole with smart glasses that refused to respect his wish to not be filmed”

The point, man, the point! That’s the fucking point!

Alas, people’s tongues don’t have the exact same spread of taste receptors, and our brains can interpret signals in different ways even when the origin simulation is identical. It’s part of what makes food recommendations so difficult. Even something as broadly enjoyable as chocolate still isn’t so universal that every single person likes it.

When it’s something as single note as umami can be, there’s going to be a lot of misses to go with the hits :(