Alas, I stuck my dick all the way to the bottom, and nary a crumb did find

Look, I ain’t gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks

Surprise buttsex

That’s dedication

Homie shit in their front yard, then settled down behind their camera watching it long enough for a butterfly to flutter by and land on their butt chocolate

Golf fuck

Acetylcholine.

There’s plenty of things that can trigger it being dumped into your system. It’s a neurotransmitter, and works throughout the body like most of them do.

One of the things that triggers it is eating. You eat, it gets released. It gets released and fairly quickly hits the receptors that are open to it.

One of those receptors in the gut then increases bowel/intestinal motility.

Thus, you wake up, and your body starts pumping out fresh chemicals. You eat, and the chemicals related to that crank up. Then, poop happens.

There’s a shit ton of things besides eating that can get the job done, but it’s extremely common for a post prandial poop to pop.

Me? IBS has fucked my shit up for ages, and I can usually time when that first rumble will hit after I start eating. Fifteen to twenty minutes. It isn’t always urgent as that’s determined by a wide range of factors, butt it’ll definitely hit in that time range if there’s no stimulants involved (and I’m real sparing with caffeine). So you aren’t alone at all :)

That one’s a keeper!

Hypothetically, any time you’d not be able to have a person do it.

Thing is, all the current models out there are built on stolen talent. So you have to decide if that matters to you.

Me? I don’t hate generative software per se. I think it does fine for the exact cases you mention.

Nah, it isn’t. Intelligence implies independence. What it is is a fancy algorithm with a big data set.

It doesn’t have to be general ai to be called ai, but so far none of the models I’m aware of have reached a standard to be called intelligence in the colloquial sense for sure

Being real, this is why I fucking hate the bullshit, corporate greed hype of LLMs and generative software. All the “bubble” shit? It tars all versions of the technology with the same brush.

This? This is exactly what it should be used for. And, ffs, earlier speech to text was really the same fucking thing in essence. Software that took input in the form of voice, compared it to a set of data, and made a best guess at what you meant. Yeah, the details are different, but it’s the same concept.

This? This is fucking awesome. Locally run, and doing a job that’s vital in accessibility, with the side benefit of being useful to others. Assuming canonical is being honest anyway.

But this kind of thing should be the way things are done.

Oooh! I know this one!

Water isn’t wet, it makes things wet.

Air

Damn, I kinda want a poster of that to hang in my bathroom, right across from the toilet.

And I definitely want a decent quality copy of the original pic lol

Nah, their fingerprinting goes deeper.

Luckily, I don’t hate to type it out!

https://chameleonmode.com/reddit-fingerprinting-detection-9-device-signals-that-burn-accounts/

It’s possible to get around, but then you hate to be completely passive and not change anything in how you got it done, because even just switching to a different but new device triggers a check by their automation, and it usually just bans.

Thanks! I never remember when I actually made this account lol.

Eh, it had uses, but it was just fluff more often than not, and fluff really isn’t a priority that should be on the radar for lemmy, piefed, or mbin yet

With the rest of my music collection

https://youtu.be/FcHIX-7kUfs

Not an asshole, but on “normal” days, if you’re bending rules in your favor, it’s not unreasonable that you’d bend them the other way when there’s a crunch. ER work is fucking brutal, so there’s a ton of unofficial shit in the culture. I think you’re running into that.

Transport is supposed to be different from other positions. There should be different standards where you aren’t going to be moving your entire shift and only get a break that’s official. However, when you’re stationed in the ED, you’re going to be held to their standards, fair or not.

You have to make a choice. If you’re going to hold to the standards of your actual position, you gotta hold to them entirely and not dip into ED supplies. If you’re going to partake in ED side benefits, you gotta work to their standard unless you want to end up an outsider. Again, fair or not, that’s the situation.

Me? I would err on the most sustainable choice, the way that you can be certain your performance for patients is going to be optimal. If that means sticking to ED expectations, that’s how it goes. If it means sticking to the official standards, it sucks to lose access to the unofficial benefits, but that’s the way the ball bounces sometimes.

Tbh, that kind of unofficial, unstated rules are why I wouldn’t work hospitals back when I could still work

I don’t know that I can agree that the entire field of talk therapy is the sole domain of the rich. I’ve engaged in one-on-one talk therapy, and that was while entirely jobless and without income of any kind. Got it totally free. It took some jumping through hoops, yeah. And it was as an adjunct to other treatment modalities rather than the primary; but that’s actually a good thing, not a bad one since one-on-one is way less effective than other modalities for most people in most situations.

What is absolutely true is that acces without either very high income, or unusually great insurance (here in the US at least) is much harder, and often with long waiting times, as well as being very difficult to schedule. In my area, you can expect to be limited to monthly sessions outside of crisis, and if you have to cancel, it will not be a quick new date. But, again, one-on-one talk therapy isn’t a first line of treatment.

There was most definitely a hard class barrier originally, and it’s entirely possible it could get that bad again.

I mean, that’s at least partly true lol.