Eh-I

Drill through the bottom!

It’s a song!

Jolly Roger isn’t a pirate flag. But somehow we just know.

Can I upload cracked rockstar games to steam? $100 right?

Put the phone down, scratch your nuts, and go to sleep ffs.

Congrats?

Tin foil is not a recommended replacement for most applications of electrical tape. In case someone gets some bad ideas lol

Fucking Spain

Is that like the Spirit Airlines of private jets?

Zuck should just pay to have all the Goodyear Blimp follow Elmo around for a few months.

Fuck it, the world is sideways now.

Just because you’re in the back doesn’t mean you can’t be the star.

I believe that’s Cleveland, https://windermere-discount-cleaners.business.site/

I took too long waxing?

Is that to stop the baby coming out?