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Scoundrel! I cast Last Season Of Your Favorite Show Never Gets Made.
IVE FOUND YOU. TONIGHT YOU DIE
HOCUS POCUS, YOU CAN NO LONGER FOCUS!
I CAST… ADHD!
Wait, I already have ADHD. Does that make my ADHD, Super ADHD?
Congrats, you’re now autistic as well.
You’re not going to believe this. I already have both. What do I get? Super audhd?
anal sex with a ribbed condom
100s of pleasure dots
Deep rectal itch
I counter with Bigby’s Vibrating Finger
It’s super effective!
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world has fainted.
🖕
I’ve spent a minute thinking about this reply and have come to the conclusion that it works both ways.
Sure, you could flip me off for casting this on you.
Or… you’re alluding to the use of your middle finger to reach as deep as you can to scratch that deep rectal itch spot.
You got it spot on!
Or they might want to fuck you to get rid of it.
TIL
I can think of some ways to get it scratched
Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.
Scratch it with a cucumber then take a big bite of said cucumber while maintaining Gowron levels of eye contact.
Not 20 Intimidation Check
I SUMMON CARBRON THE TRICKSTER GOOD TO SWAP OUR BUTTHOLES
Oh sweet I’m a virgin again
this is what magic wands are for. Staves for the more experienced
Sit on a grave and use Raise Dead.
I cast magic hand.
Magic Missle 😳😲😯🤪😁
Hey can you tickle yourself with magic hand, please answer this is very important
Mmm, the magic finger 😏
I cast Mage Hand and scratch it then.
Jk, I don’t cast Mage Hand.
I, as a mage, just use my hand.
“Mage Hand”.
I cast Swamp Ass!
