The “not male, but outwardly pro male” angle tells me it’s fake.

The poop deck wasn’t used to poop from. That was done at the head. Because on a sailing ship, most if not all of the time the front of the ship is downwind.

When I lived in Daytona Beach you could count on the 3PM rainstorm.

Thanks for the warning.

especially when spelled with quotes.

It’s absolutely real; there’s a joke about it in The Naked Gun.

It’s not that there used to be a red variety of pistashio, they were sold coated in this oily red gunk that would stain your fingers pink. That stopped at some point in the late 90’s early 2000s.

No, pistachio flavored ice cream and puddings and such have always been green.

Yes.

I got real into Zero Punctuation about a decade ago, so I’d watch a load of 5 minute youtube videos back to back.

It would serve me the same goddamn ad for a Mission Impossible movie between every one. The ad had this hateful nasally music that went “ready or not, here I come.”

I have not paid for a movie ticket, a streaming service, or a new DVD or Blu-Ray since then. Brain surgery with a backhoe, cut your pineal gland off at the waist. Fuck your entire sector of industry, Tom Cruise.

hamsters do be packing.

I use metric all the time in the US. My 3D printer runs in millimeters and Celsius, I buy Pepsi by the liter, I dose every medicine by the gram, I meter electricity by the kilowatt and my lights are rated in lumens.

What I don’t do is this weird sense of superiority found in cultivated ignorance the Europeans seem so fond of on the subject.

No, dumping ice cream on the cat isn’t worth it. It’s funny for a few minutes but then you have to clean it up and cats hold grudges.

I’ve gone on this tirade plenty of times, but inches aren’t stupid. 12 inches to a foot makes a lot of sense for problems we’ve had to solve for millennia, because it’s 3 times a power of two. For things like woodoworking it actually makes more sense than the metric system.

“But 10 deciliters in a liter” Using a tape measure, mark out 1/3rd of the thickness of a standard 19mm sheet of plywood. I’ll be over here doing the same with 3/4" plywood by marking at 1/4".

Maybe we shouldn’t be selling Europe any weapons that work.

Okay, he was 6’5" and she was 5’2".

For awhile there, PPAs were the reason to stick with Ubuntu as a base, because the .deb package format was (and still is) very popular, and PPAs allowed fairly easy distribution of software without dealing with the standard repository. Flatpak has kind of solved that problem by now, and so like you say defuckulating Ubuntu is just getting to be a bigger and bigger chore.

Which is why LMDE exists.

blue is a scam. should have got her a stick. bitches love sticks.

The best kind of true.

You should go look at the listings for stripper poles on Amazon, it’s hilarious the places they photoshop them into.

I found it buggy and unfinished, plus a “That branch is unmaintained, use this fork” situation, so…nope.

Nyet, is called three-day special military operation.