bold of you to assume I can’t milk every last drop as a bottom >:3

I mean it’s a surefire way to get my, but ymmv

yeah my parents didn’t give me any that’s why I’m out here

tonight I learned that damn the lime really helps, it’s almost as if I didn’t just have that shot! and this feels like dangerous knowledge

idk if I want manga accurate Major. She’s been stoic on screen for nearly half a century, this new Kusanagi is easily the most talkative and I am not a fan. I think she’s more interesting when her words have weight.

I’m not sure if I can keep going with this one, it’s kinda just too sad and depressing

people often think of evolution as this purely positive force. very “survival of the fittest” types. the horse is a great example that evolution sometimes ends up making very very silly creatures.

I recently learned from a friend that they had a witch purge them of their past lives when they were a baby, and I just can’t stop thinking “damn you really playing on prestige mode, wiped out all the old progress huh?”

damn I wish I had a xylophone. could make so many skeleton friends

mf rediscovering thinking

me and who? (I’m on the leash)

I mean, there definitely are, but this is America and they have no serious power because the capitalist class supresses them. I don’t typically see much hate for the Working Families Party, for instance, but I’m pretty sure the highest level of office anyone in that party holds is at a local level.

that doesn’t matter, I’m a femboy twink on a dry spell and I think I fit in here fine. femcel is a state of mind.

it really bothers my coworkers though :3

mine is the Swordfish from Cowboy Bebop. I could make love across the galaxy with that beautiful ship.

Quelaag is conventionally attractive top half, buuuut any sex with her likely involves an ovipositor, so I’ve always felt confident considering it monsterfucking.

Though ig hopefully when you’re a teenager, you’re not cursed with enough knowledge to understand that part.

real gs choose the thighs cuz they’re easy to hide

bingo.

there have always been countries willing to host content outside the prying eyes of the West. There shouldn’t really be any expectation of that changing.

Hell, if things get really desperate, we can all pitch in for a boat and host via satellite out of international waters. I think PirateBay did something similar for years.

why would you think that? The ESA is a collection of suits created for the sole purpose of making money. They only care about games insofar as it enriches them.

Except it doesn’t actually work though, they taste like complete ass. I think the only ones I’d rate lower are the dill pickle oreos, the pumpkin spice oreos, and the truly godawful chicken and mushroom soup oreos.

One taste and you’d know she’s full of shit.