the normies are pretending just fine. they don’t even know this is happening. they don’t even remember where Venezuela is. Things are this blatant because they know they can be, because if people were serious about doing something about it the powers that be would be worrying about catching a bullet.

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I am definitely a puts things in others big bag

you can call people good girl on grindr, some of them even like it

some people have started putting up wanted posters for oil execs in my neighborhood, feels like we need more of that energy

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honestly that’s fine, I’m pretty sure the ethics boards have agreed you’re allowed a lil bit of contempt for your lab ra- I mean test subjects.

There’s a very old math algorithm called Euclid’s Algorithm that lets you slowly work your way down to the greatest common factor between two numbers regardless of size. It’s quite simple but requires a lot of subtraction.

That’s honestly kinda sad. Maybe it’s just 'cuz I have a cum fetish but I love making guys feel like they’re completely spent, like a succubus sucking their soul out of their body.

bold of you to assume I can’t milk every last drop as a bottom >:3

I mean it’s a surefire way to get my, but ymmv

yeah my parents didn’t give me any that’s why I’m out here

tonight I learned that damn the lime really helps, it’s almost as if I didn’t just have that shot! and this feels like dangerous knowledge

idk if I want manga accurate Major. She’s been stoic on screen for nearly half a century, this new Kusanagi is easily the most talkative and I am not a fan. I think she’s more interesting when her words have weight.

I’m not sure if I can keep going with this one, it’s kinda just too sad and depressing

people often think of evolution as this purely positive force. very “survival of the fittest” types. the horse is a great example that evolution sometimes ends up making very very silly creatures.

I recently learned from a friend that they had a witch purge them of their past lives when they were a baby, and I just can’t stop thinking “damn you really playing on prestige mode, wiped out all the old progress huh?”

damn I wish I had a xylophone. could make so many skeleton friends

mf rediscovering thinking

me and who? (I’m on the leash)