I’m gonna need someone to take over for me, I’ve gotten very tired and would like to eep for a lil bit.

razor for my legs

half an hour? how small are your legs?

it takes me half an hour just to get through my thighs.

I look at grindr in the same way I look at like, cocaine. I’m sure it’d be a lot of fun to do a lot of cocaine, but I also know that it’s bad for me.

god so much this.

the real worst part is when people don’t even want to play with it because hitting the cervix is not comfortable. I was born to bottom why even have it.

why not? it’s got all the things you need. strawberry and cream.

I would make the argument that our species resorting to violent conflict over shareable resources is a pretty damning indictment of human nature.

Tribalism exists, it’s a scientific fact. You can overcome the biases it imposes through cognitive effort, but at a baseline we are predisposed to hate anyone who we believe “doesn’t belong.” That’s not inherently evil, but it is asshole behavior.

what if we kept the animals in a big dome

There was a brief time when Tommy Chong was on a band under the name “4 N*'s and a C*,” and every now and again I remember that fact and think “What the actual fuck was he thinking.”

Well no, what’s happening to you is also because of the general culture of overmedication. If there were less false positives, people wouldn’t distrust your diagnosis. If anything, I’d argue the current culture hurts the people who have serious issues more than the people who have been given a shoddy diagnosis in order to peddle drugs, but both sides are pretty rough.

are…are you okay? that last example sounded personal.

I don’t think introducing someone to anime with a time genocide is a great start.

I don’t understand, how does this lead to me getting married?

the random traumatizing episode is an important anime trope to introduce early

Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. I think if someone wants an easy introduction to a large chunk of what anime is like, FMA:B delivers while standing alone as a very solid piece of media regardless of medium.

I think that’s the joke

that’s why you communicate via radio waves to other life in the area and build a network

why would I feel embarrassed looking at photos of myself?

I’m not sorry it was a lot of work to get here. I had to eat a lot of yummy treats and do a lot of not so yummy exercising

I am simultaneously that pathetic but also not really that overly attached