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I don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her.

I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house

Demonstrating maturity and relieving your partner of household chores leaves more opportunity for intimacy

It’s a weird flex, given the direction gay rights has been moving in the United States.

Did you just say that you think I’m into you?

One group is transparently gaslighting themselves on a daily basis

It’s very annoying to see “you’re only in the other camp because you’re a dumb-dumb” rolled out as the logic espoused by two failed and crumbling political institutions.

It’s two sinking ships and the captains only know how to give the order “point at the other boat and scoff harder!”

It won’t work, because we all know that two men kissing is way hotter than a man and a woman kissing.

Nobody will be able to resist the allure of gay sex. It’s too sexy. I can say this from personal experience.

there is no money to invest in that infrastructure when almost the whole population is pensioners

The national government has plenty of money. And investing in these communities would generate permanent employment, such that more young people would live there.

But the politics of the county resists this kind of investment, because it isn’t immediately profitable.

The way I respond

It’s mostly crappy areas. Outside the urban centers, they refuse to invest in infrastructure. So everyone flees to the city center, which produces slums, and then everything except the high income areas kinda suck.

5x the space of the average Japanese household and 1/10th the price

Coffee? I requested a car battery clipped to my nipples

I’m a registered member of the lemonparty

I mean, I’m sure there is. Plenty of gross out literature has been published.

It’s nice to have sex in a house that feels clean and on bedsheets that aren’t soiled.

Boyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!”

Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”

Ah, I’m too old. Only familiar with two girls, one cup.

A beautiful piece of contrarianism.

Idk if I’d call it convincing, but it’s a great illustration of how you can turn all these critiques on their heads and sound just as “concerned”.

police will provide protection for other parades

And arrests for the Pride Parade.