whipping out my Horseshoe Theory graph

So, as you can see, the tips of the horseshoe are where the Russian Propaganda lives.

“Fat little larva” is a very funny way to refer to your kids

I hope you motherfuckers like raisins.

Every time this joke is posted, it gets funnier

YOU CAN’T SAY THAT ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE!

A KGB spy and a CIA agent meet up in a bar for a friendly drink

“I have to admit, I’m always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up,” the CIA agent says.

“Thank you,” the KGB says. “We do our best but truly, it’s nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them.”

The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. “Thank you friend, but you must be confused… There’s no propaganda in America.”

So many of these Charlie Kirk AI generated TikTok videos popping up everywhere have to shoehorn some amount of “We hate Greta Thunberg” into them. I’m beginning to suspect these people aren’t actually sad that Kirk is dead. They’re sad that Greta Thunberg is doing something infinitely more dangerous and more inspiring, yet she managed to outlive him.

To my knowledge none of JFKs affairs were non-consensual, with minors, nor with non-compensated women.

Right. To your knowledge. Cause he’s 60 years down the hole in an era without the modern scale of muckraker journalism.

Even then, you’re doing a lot of squinting to get passed how many mob employed prostitutes in the 1950s weren’t consenting, much less adults.

And I would say there was a lot of blackmail in the day. They certainly got MLK Jr. and all the JFK women talked

I seriously doubt they got everyone given how frequently that man fucked.

His scandals weren’t exactly quiet.

The press wasn’t eager to report on a beloved martyred president until 20 years after his death.

At least he put up for americas interests instead of lining his own pockets

The Kennedys absolutely lined their own pockets.

That’s Alfredo di Lelio, the pioneer and popular restaurantor of “Fettucine Alfredo” fame.

He would mix the pasta with the sauce tableside and hold it up to you as part of the service. Sort of the Salt Bay of its era.

And if the Lucchese Crime Family or the Hoover FBI had been on its game, there would be a stack of photos of JFK fucking prostitutes a mile high. Probably even a few of him and Marylin Monroe going at it.

Trump’s a gross slob. His wife is quite literally a sex trafficking victim, very possibly obtained via the Epstein Eastern European call girl network. But the fundamental difference between Kennedy and Trump isn’t that one was a morbid greasy fuckboi and the other was an angel with his wings clipped. It’s that Trump grew up in an era with a deeper professional (and unprofessional) backlog of photography.

marxists are more into the aesthetics of marxism

Sort of a selection bias.

“The only Marxists I ever see are the ones advertising themselves” implies you might not be looking very hard

Maybe Atlas Shrugged

Not many smart people left on the sub. Just yes-men.

They’ve done so many purges in /r/conservative that it’s basically communism

I’m going to say something that will not improve the context of the image.

These are supposed to be used on children.

After a day of rigorous forensics, we have concluded that Charlie Kirk’s neck didn’t just do that on its own.

Sundials also didn’t work very well at midnight for some reason, what’s ya point?

Noon is the center of the dial. Midnight is just the opposite of noon.

Another classic meme. Love to see it getting a proper repost after all these long weeks.

The bullet was fired from Chicago.