fed

Fun fact: gas pressure changes linearly with temperature. If you make one of these plots at mild conditions you can extrapolate the line down to zero pressure and measure where absolute zero temperature is

Anything can be radioactive if you add enough neutrons

as it should be

You could have been born on Mars when it had water. All that’s left is dust

swamp gas

he grows more based every time I learn more about his life

space contains all of the oxygen

Big Media must have lobbied your high school

You can also build a 3d printer from scratch pretty easily. Would need to regulate random electronics and robotics components

Nearly all of the grad students today were born after 95

Probably makes 7 figures working for big pharma though

Best part is the reviewers don’t get paid for their work, the publishers pocket all of the money they get from selling journals

We don’t speak English here sir. We speak American

Bill Gates should update Minecraft so the worlds are big enough to have more blocks than particles in the observable universe

They have a fat section now

We need to report negative earnings so we don’t have to pay taxes obviously

Aqua regia isn’t even that scary. Try pipetting pure bromine while it shoots itself out from constantly evaporating

they must have dialup or live in the middle of nowhere

homeless man

He honestly needed money

banks make their money by preying on the poor, and are insured against theft

Victimless