dumbass

Ahhhh, that’s where I went wrong, I was drinking 8 bourbons.

Why.

Go on then, give it a Boop then!

Sometimes I’ll call you a dumbass, but if I do, you were probably being a dumbass.

Catch and release.

Me: nice, could you log into some of my accounts to cancel them for me and oh, while you’re there, could you remove my ex from some of these, you can put yourself there if you want, I don’t care.

But, did it work tho?

Name three shitposts then, poser!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=C06jAb-e_iU

Bet he doesn’t even have water in that pot as well!

Well his best is shit!

He isn’t cooking shit, none of those stoves are on, fucking stupid bird

It’s out there, but it’s actively trying to evade you.

You’re supposed to pre pray before you get on the plane.

There’s only one handlebar and he’s not even holding it, the other side is a random basket he’s just casually resting his hand on, Eldritchagram on apparently painted phones, he’s sitting way too low, so he’s obviously got the seat off and slid right down on that pole, that scooter has the tiniest and most fucked up looking back wheel, those window bars are just on a wall, it’s concrete behind, that bear is a swirling storm of silver stuff… Proper slop

Currently I’m trying to make a donut recipe that’s soft/fluffy and tasty AF. Can’t get fresh Krispy Kreme in my rural area, so I gotta make my own, but better!

Snot otter is a pretty accurate name for that thing.

That’s huge!