but then youd be two horny :O

I’ll do yours if you do mine ;3

oh hey a cute living cow pat pat

dissociates

oh hey a yummy looking dead cow

technically psychedelic mushrooms aren’t a dissociative hallucinogen, but you got the spirit

I love the idea of a trans inclusive sapphic pirate crew. The only requirement to join is being sapphic. They end up having really high turnover because the crew keep pairing off and retiring to settle down somewhere, but with a consistent core group that stay around for the adventure and constant flow of fresh booty :3 Also they only steal from corporate ships like the East India Company because this is my fantasy and my fantasy sapphic pirate crew has class consciousness damnit.

oh yeah I remember all of that. it was wild seeing the shift from rotary home phones, to the early mobile phones, a family friend had a fucking car phone lol, then blackberry and the flip phones, and finally the first iphone. all that happened while I was growing up. it was a time of such progress, half of it barely worked, but there was constant tenacious improvement. watching all of it get enshittified in fits and starts has been a joy… the worst part is seeing other millenials just accept that things are trash now like its the natural state of things. like… you remember when this didnt fucking suck why are you ok with it?

my millennial ass

comfy gathers, and my watch begins

it reminded me of the artifact descriptions in dwarf fortress, which I love. I assumed the reference was intentional but either way I liked it :3

I hope you fulfilled your lifelong dream of getting dped

so being primarily attracted to women is like being a cat person mew :3

hey how did my thoughts escape to the internet…

applebusch’s recent thoughts:

She felt satisfied after seeing a quality meme. She felt saddened being reminded of strife. She felt amused after seeing a high effort reference.

Why are you trying to suck your costars titties while you’re acting? That just seems like asking for a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Which means it could wrap around the equator of the earth around 1.36 times. The needlest of needle dicks, just a coiled up string in your pants.

this is the synergy the middle managers were looking for

Thats fucking crazy

Happy 420! For some reason I scheduled two interviews today, but after that I’m taking a nice big edible and buckling down for a long binge of Star Trek: Enterprise. Gotta give my kitties some catnip too.

The tangents are sometimes the best part, especially when talking to someone on the same wavelength.

oh boy here I go breeding again