way to assume the gender and orientation of everyone involved based solely on their genitals. this could be mmm, fff, fmm, ffm, nnn, mnn, mmn, fnn, ffn, or fmn for all we know. that ranges over all the possible kinds of gay, and there are more possible gay states than straight ones, so statisdickally this is most likely to be gay.

this is just the inverse of concentrated solar. you bring the pipe closer to the light rather than bringing the light closer to the pipe.

ok real slow this time

you…

cute…

inventing a new language is almost never the right solution. there was a guy at my last job who tried to do this pretty much every time he ran into a problem with some shitty legacy software he had to work with. rather than take the time to fix it to do what he needed, he took ten times longer to slap another layer of custom bullshit on top of it. ultimately it came down to him being a really shitty engineer too afraid to change existing code, too lazy to do his due diligence, just clever enough to implement a shitty workaround, but not clever enough to realize how shitty it was. everything he made barely worked, was way overcomplicated, and no one else even wanted to try to learn his arcane bullshit syntax.

yes it has become the feminine ideal i strive to achieve, and also i want to date a girl like that

the fairness argument is a bullshit excuse for bigotry and it always has been. it has been debunked in scientific studies, and trans women don’t even do that well. it’s not like we’re actually dominating any women’s sports. these facts have done nothing to convince transphobes they are wrong because they have only ever argued in bad faith. their position is bigotry and hate, so no argument based in logic will ever convince them.

heh, you haven’t even seen my full power

removes glasses

trips

many of them were willing to kill their own children, and even themselves, to briefly avoid that mild discomfort

I fucking hate people eating my food, or even asking to eat my food. Like fuck you I got this planning to eat it. I’ll tell you if I don’t want something.

what if i think negative once?

but why would you assume he’s one brother or the other? he’s both brothers simultaneously, and neither, like Tuvix.

do they hand out jobs with a living wage and supportive communities there? otherwise i dont see the point.

I’m an engineer so actually yes. I prefer a unit system that doesn’t require magic constants to be functional.

succinctly: yes, but no

just want to remind people that humans have been shaving various areas of their bodies for thousands of years. they did it in ancient Rome. we’ve probably been removing body hair for much longer than that even. it’s not a modern thing it’s just the fashion right now. personally idgaf whether other people remove their body hair or not. I like to though, it feels nice and makes me feel sexy.

I’m here to touch myself and kill grass and I’m all out of grass

heh… every management failure you mentioned was a problem at my last job. impressive.

I became drunk with power for a minute, realizing I’m cute enough to find hookups on grindr, but the hookups made me feel empty, so now I’m just sad :(

idk how bullshit it is but I would definitely get into one or the other fornix with one of my exes. it was actually kind of painful sometimes because I think her cervix would hit my urethra at a funny angle. it didn’t seem to bother her though.

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