me every time i have a positive social experience 🥲

such a good girl communicating your needs and boundaries :3

me:

couple minutes in: ow!

couple more minutes in: ow!

30 seconds later: ow!

30 more seconds later: how long can i hold it…? ooooooow!

the researchers:

🤦‍♀️

then one day you realize there arent enough tits in the world and decide to grow your own

capitalists:

people arent having enough babies! we need you in the office 24/7! your breathing is causing global warming! produce value and then die you pieces of shit!

for some of us the bar is a little higher than that

• be a woman

• be chill

i have to go back to work next month but all i want to do is socialize with queer people and be a slut 😭

yesterday: 6 hours on finally cleaning the apartment when you really need to do something else

today: 4 hours on exactly what you need to do

tomorrow: 16 hours on that game you havent played in 2 years

those devious clothes. hiding where youd least suspect. right where they belong.

where is she? i need my evil gay behind me 🥺

why would they even do these anymore? ostensibly its for team building and to some degree employee retention, but theyre just going to keep laying people off so why bother.

nice

cruising in nature i see :3

my problem is all my friends are too busy to spend time with me, and even if i manage to make plans with them lately they cancel more often than not. like whats even the point of being friends if i almost never see them. this world fucking sucks. fuck capitalism. fuck landlords. fuck everything being so fucking expensive and stressful. i just want a life that doesnt feel like some rich cunt used it as toilet paper. fuck.

maybe we could figure something else out :3

you too huh?

its a trend… it keeps happening. if there were transphobes secretly transitioning and being exposed as living as their true gender while working to harm trans people that would be the same, but that isnt happening. these extremely vocal homophobes who call for gay people to be locked up or killed keep getting exposed as closeted gay people when theyre caught fucking gay people, and/or they are exposed as pedophiles when theyre caught raping children.

it seems like youre operating under the premise that these people arent frequently outed. im not sure why you think that.

he doesnt have to be secretly gay. if he wanted to he could be openly gay. im gay and i love it its great i wish more people were gay.

the joke is that the people who are the biggest most vocal homophobes seem to really often turn out to be closeted gay people hurting other gay people out of shame, guilt, and self hatred. its tragic as fuck, but also those people still spread hate and foment violence against queer people and that makes them horrible pieces of shit. it would be funnier if there werent a real risk they get their way and start locking up queer people for touching each other consensually.

taking bets on his favorite sex acts to perform with gay men, how long until hes outed as a closeted gay man, and how long until hes outed as a child rapist. i would feel bad for making these assumptions but it just keeps fucking happening.