what if i think negative once?

but why would you assume he’s one brother or the other? he’s both brothers simultaneously, and neither, like Tuvix.

do they hand out jobs with a living wage and supportive communities there? otherwise i dont see the point.

I’m an engineer so actually yes. I prefer a unit system that doesn’t require magic constants to be functional.

succinctly: yes, but no

just want to remind people that humans have been shaving various areas of their bodies for thousands of years. they did it in ancient Rome. we’ve probably been removing body hair for much longer than that even. it’s not a modern thing it’s just the fashion right now. personally idgaf whether other people remove their body hair or not. I like to though, it feels nice and makes me feel sexy.

I’m here to touch myself and kill grass and I’m all out of grass

heh… every management failure you mentioned was a problem at my last job. impressive.

I became drunk with power for a minute, realizing I’m cute enough to find hookups on grindr, but the hookups made me feel empty, so now I’m just sad :(

idk how bullshit it is but I would definitely get into one or the other fornix with one of my exes. it was actually kind of painful sometimes because I think her cervix would hit my urethra at a funny angle. it didn’t seem to bother her though.

“inine”

the curse of having a very large penis. everyone wants to play with it, but no one considers if I want to play with it…

yeah well if chocolate covered strawberries isn’t a meal then neither is cake, and we all know cake is a perfectly balanced meal… right?

It’s all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.

I keep scrolling past this and it keeps turning off my brain. how am I supposed to doom scroll when I can’t think past the horny?

you ever think about going pro? maybe you could even get into the autism olympics.

one time in high school my year had a pre graduation event, and the school rented one of those big convention rooms that are the closest thing most of us ever come to a ball room. anyway during the event we were served food, and one guy made it his mission to eat as much as possible. a bit after we were done eating he vomited and fully caught it in his mouth with the help of his hand, and proceeded to just swallow it all again. enjoy this cursed knowledge I am forced to carry. at least you don’t have to see it lol.

me last week waking up early to go to a 6 hour panel interview

I prefer white monster but yes

they may be technically different, but me going through tree ID class in undergrad quickly realized that the variability of leaf shape within a tree species, and even within a specific tree, can make one species look almost exactly like a totally different species. much better to look at the morphology, buds, and bark than the leaves.

they’re all beautiful though