i need a proportionately sized squishmallow i can fully body cuddle like that, and a cutie to be my big spoon :3

well consider my needs fulfilled

i want to, but leaving the house is scary and lesbians arent just appearing. i wish i knew how to connect with other introverted homebody lesbians. they dont appear to be on the dating apps. everyone on there seems to be into travel and going out…

second on it feeling tighter at the opening. other than that as the top it feels pretty similar to vaginal. they still clamp down a bit when you hit a good spot, but the good spots are less intuitive to find. one thing that stands out to me is anal feels a lot warmer for some reason. maybe theres more blood flow or something idk, it just feels really warm in there in a good way.

you think about cuddling and handholding dont you you little perv

me somehow threading the needle and being both

i mean from what we’ve heard from their other prisoners she’ll be raped at least. one can hope its at least not a dog rape or something more horrible.

beating up cops has always been the exclusive purview of cops. they get really pissy when someone else does it.

superheros are cops. they work to protect capital and the status quo. why would they care if your car gets smashed? ACAB.

guess we’re baking cookies this weekend ladies

my understanding is that bethesda didn’t actually do anything on the oblivion remaster. it was a completely separate company that only did an unreal engine overlay of an almost unmodified base game, and yeah they didn’t understand the art of oblivion at all, which is why the remaster doesn’t even look like oblivion anymore.

saying the quiet part out loud

living the dream

hey stop stealing my thoughts for memes

and lots of girlfriends

its smut or staring at the ceiling and wrestling with my existential angst. no sleeping will be had either way.

whats really funny to me is people make this claim, but any good study that looks for differences finds none or that women are very slightly better at math and spatial reasoning

oh dang when will my thagomizer start coming in? im really looking forward to swinging it around instead of my huge gock.

hmm yes this beach is made of beach

jokes on you ive been getting handjobs from a girl this whole time!