Remember, Linda McMahon is in charge of the US Department of Education.
So, 1 star?
Mind 🤯 blown
…Wait, what if the Sun had a distant companion star?
Like a long distance boyfriend from Canada?
is that why i have to pee so much
pic unrelated
Well there are water molecules in the picture …
Maybe it’s a glass of isopropyl.
1 < 2
< 3
same with alligators as school taught me
There’s more cells in our brain than brains in our entire body.
Big if true
Well, it is true.
I dunno. Samuel L. Jackson is a pretty big star. Scarlett Johansson too.
Don’t do this before I’ve had caffeine.
My hyper caffinated ass read this 8 times before I realized it said star not planets and I was like wtf how many hydrogen are in a water molecule
And I really hope it stays that way, at least until it’s not my problem to worry about anymore.
Is there another star coming soon?
Ask AC Clark…
As I said, I really hope not. Doesn’t really matter what hypothetical situation you talk about, if it involves another star being in or close to our solar system, it’s gonna end badly for us.
No, but they’re changing water so it only has one hydrogen atom
OH 😯
HO?
What did you just call me?
Santa Claus intensifies.
Checks list furiously.
These budget cuts really are getting extreme
I support this.
A rogue red dwarf could eject Earth from the solar system.
have you not heard of Nemesis
No I have not. Explain yourself, sir.
some people used to think we had a second sun/brown dwarf/red dwarf/something that caused a bunch of regular extinctions
Nu-uh ‘cause you’re a star and so is my cat.
My bum is itchy and my finger stinks.
There are more hydrogen atoms on your finger than in the entire glass of water
I used the glass of water to wash my stinky finger.
There are more hydrogen atoms on the floor than used to be on your stinky finger!
We really need Jupiter to step up its game.
But there are more hydrogen atoms in that star than there are in Earth’s water!
And hydrogen plus oxygen plus energy equals water…
So if we oxygenate the Sun…
SOMEONE GET ME KEVIN COSTNER AND A FUCK-TON OF OXYGEN TANKS! WE’RE MAKING A SEQUEL
fireworld
Earthworld was the prequel.
kevin costner’s lord of the rings
In the shire of Middle Earthworld of Watersun, Kevin Costner -I might not be able to carry the ring, Mr. Frodo- and Kevin Costner -but I can carry you!- join Kevin Costner -One does not simple walk into Mordor-, along with the help of Kevin Costner -They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard-, and Kevin Costner -Brego?-, joined by Kevin Costner -And my axe!-, lead by Kevin Costner -Fly, you fools-, against Kevin Costner -Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys-
Watersun Lord of the Ring Planet, Earthworld
