Faster than uploading it, probably

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/yes-a-pigeon-is-still-faster-than-gigabit-fiber-internet

Not sure if the prices used to be less ridiculous but: https://www.usmint.gov/paper-currency/uncut-currency/

Makes me sad that men outside of the states don’t feel comfortable enough in their bodies to dress like an ogre

He buys (or used to anyway) sheets of $2 bills from the treasury,cuts them himself, and puts them together into a little packet. Then in tipping situations he’ll peel off a wad, just to see peoples reactions for the lolz

We can only hope that customer service facing AI promises customers miracles and companies get sued each and every time it can’t deliver. Like if websites like ehow put up articles that reach the normies about “how to trick AI into promising you a million dollars and how you can win it in court”.

Of course any responsibility for what AI says will be killed as soon as a tech bro chucks a few million bucks at SCOTUS (it’s so sad how little our politicians and courts can be bought for), but it’s a nice dream to pretend we still have laws for now.

…what word in OP is queer coded?

That’s funny, wrong enough to “ruin trivia” or cause a “pointless argument”. As if a single comma misplacement hasn’t redirected millions of dollars. Imagine what subtle lies accepted by idiots will cause in the future.

What are those two symbols that look like A in a circle?

The crocodile whips her tail
Water sluices from leather scales,
An eye pokes up out from the mire
Sighting the prey that’s her desire.

It cannot run, it cannot hide
With the croc nearby its side.
Wariness now is quite futile
It can only wait to see what she’ll do.

The time has come; her muscles coil
Springs from below, the water roils.
And so death comes in such a manner,
And with a leap, she eats bananner.

Did you know that it’s illegal to say “We should kill the president”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8jdzfHvCI8

Violet was more just hornyposting, Mickey tends to have a dash of okboomer to his memes.

why there are no toilets on any federation ships

No way, half the time JLP says he’ll be in his ready room he means he’s heading to the porcelain captain’s chair to fire off some earl grey torpedoes.

In the future you can choose to deuce the traditional way or have it beamed directly out of your colon, and Picard loves his photon bombing rituals.

That image shows how a white and gold dress could appear to be the same color as a black and blue one by putting a filter of blue over it, but the original has a shop window in the bg that looks yellow/white, so for me it’s hard to see it as anything but blue and black (which is the actual dress color).

This is also a thing when you’re somewhere you don’t speak the language natively. When you’re not fluent you have to strike a balance between trying to understand what someone’s saying and not asking them to constantly repeat every single word in a sentence, so a lot of times you kind of end up smiling and nodding with only a vague understanding of what’s going on.

Check with Bertie.

The only moral abortion is my abortion

Interesting, I haven’t heard it since the 90s. Do you pronounce it with an s or z? We said s, even though the normal verb form (eg “the governor housed 10000 homeless people with the latest bill”) is said with a z for me.

Don’t hear “house” meaning to destroy something anymore.

Ima house you.
I’m about to house this burrito.

“Bread and butter”, said to your partner when they’re about to split a pole while you’re walking.

What? I understood close to zero of the meaning of anything in this sentence.

I think I remember a meme from like 5 years ago saying that a dj in 2032 was gonna drop baby shark in a set and the club would go apeshit