Did you know that it’s illegal to say “We should kill the president”
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16·8 hours agoViolet was more just hornyposting, Mickey tends to have a dash of okboomer to his memes.
why there are no toilets on any federation ships
No way, half the time JLP says he’ll be in his ready room he means he’s heading to the porcelain captain’s chair to fire off some earl grey torpedoes.
In the future you can choose to deuce the traditional way or have it beamed directly out of your colon, and Picard loves his photon bombing rituals.
That image shows how a white and gold dress could appear to be the same color as a black and blue one by putting a filter of blue over it, but the original has a shop window in the bg that looks yellow/white, so for me it’s hard to see it as anything but blue and black (which is the actual dress color).
This is also a thing when you’re somewhere you don’t speak the language natively. When you’re not fluent you have to strike a balance between trying to understand what someone’s saying and not asking them to constantly repeat every single word in a sentence, so a lot of times you kind of end up smiling and nodding with only a vague understanding of what’s going on.
2·5 days agoInteresting, I haven’t heard it since the 90s. Do you pronounce it with an s or z? We said s, even though the normal verb form (eg “the governor housed 10000 homeless people with the latest bill”) is said with a z for me.
Don’t hear “house” meaning to destroy something anymore.
Ima house you.
I’m about to house this burrito.
“Bread and butter”, said to your partner when they’re about to split a pole while you’re walking.
What? I understood close to zero of the meaning of anything in this sentence.
I think I remember a meme from like 5 years ago saying that a dj in 2032 was gonna drop baby shark in a set and the club would go apeshit
They’re minerals, Marie!
Oh god why eyes today?
I find a stone
But is it clay?
Or is it silt?
I cannot say.
I’ll rub a bit
Just on my tooth,
If tooth falls out
I’ll know the truth.Maybe you think
My methods strange,
Maybe you think
They cause me pain.
But I’ll keep rocks
All in my fist:
Not odd to me;
I’m geologist.
yeah, here’s one
What an honor!
Congrats!
6·13 days agoI can’t imagine how long it used to take to make everything by hand. I’ve crocheted a few blankets and things and it’s easy enough to do while watching TV, but it takes some serious hours.
Or maybe an interfix?
The crocodile whips her tail
Water sluices from leather scales,
An eye pokes up out from the mire
Sighting the prey that’s her desire.
It cannot run, it cannot hide
With the croc nearby its side.
Wariness now is quite futile
It can only wait to she what she’ll do.
The time has come; her muscles coil
Springs from below, the water boils.
And so death comes in such a manner,
And with a leap, she eats bananner.