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Cake day: August 20th, 2023

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  • I should probably do that. Feels like you can scrub your fingers pretty decently after cutting peppers, and there’s still a bit of residual burn when you touch sensitive areas. Maybe it depends on the spice level of the pepper, but I don’t generally go above habs for eating raw, so it’s not like I’m chopping reapers or even ghosts.












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    We can only hope that customer service facing AI promises customers miracles and companies get sued each and every time it can’t deliver. Like if websites like ehow put up articles that reach the normies about “how to trick AI into promising you a million dollars and how you can win it in court”.

    Of course any responsibility for what AI says will be killed as soon as a tech bro chucks a few million bucks at SCOTUS (it’s so sad how little our politicians and courts can be bought for), but it’s a nice dream to pretend we still have laws for now.





  • The crocodile whips her tail
    Water sluices from leather scales,
    An eye pokes up out from the mire
    Sighting the prey that’s her desire.

    It cannot run, it cannot hide
    With the croc nearby its side.
    Wariness now is quite futile
    It can only wait to see what she’ll do.

    The time has come; her muscles coil
    Springs from below, the water roils.
    And so death comes in such a manner,
    And with a leap, she eats bananner.




  • why there are no toilets on any federation ships

    No way, half the time JLP says he’ll be in his ready room he means he’s heading to the porcelain captain’s chair to fire off some earl grey torpedoes.

    In the future you can choose to deuce the traditional way or have it beamed directly out of your colon, and Picard loves his photon bombing rituals.