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    10 hours ago

    But there are more hydrogen atoms in that star than there are in Earth’s water!

    And hydrogen plus oxygen plus energy equals water…

    So if we oxygenate the Sun…

    SOMEONE GET ME KEVIN COSTNER AND A FUCK-TON OF OXYGEN TANKS! WE’RE MAKING A SEQUEL

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            5 hours ago

            In the shire of Middle Earthworld of Watersun, Kevin Costner -I might not be able to carry the ring, Mr. Frodo- and Kevin Costner -but I can carry you!- join Kevin Costner -One does not simple walk into Mordor-, along with the help of Kevin Costner -They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard-, and Kevin Costner -Brego?-, joined by Kevin Costner -And my axe!-, lead by Kevin Costner -Fly, you fools-, against Kevin Costner -Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys-

            Watersun Lord of the Ring Planet, Earthworld