Would have been dope if all those AOL CDs could have been re-written. I’d have definitely used them for free storage.

If it came on a physical disc, you could use it as a frisbee. Or a drink coaster.

Mobile game bullshit.

Lotta games on mobile give you a limited amount of time you can play without paying real money for more of some stupid fucking resource you only acquire very rarely for free (typically they give you enough every 24 hours to play 2 or 3 games/do 2 or 3 activities/build 2 or 3 things/etc). Basically if you want to play more than you can with the alotted free resources, you have to pay. Like an arcade machine, but dumber.

I never played games like this, but I do remember playing chess, X-com, and Civilization via email. And MUDs/MUSHs/MOOs.

I really need to get and watch this show.

“Mmm popcorn!”

dies from salt

Maybe it was just luck that her pits are shaved. I mean her “super power” was basically just a Rube Goldeberg machine of happenstance going on around her.

I also see this exact price for these at the fancy upscale grocery store across the street from me in addition to the gas stations.

To be fair, it only said “meatball” and there’s at least two of them instead of only 1.

“Of course I love hanging out with lepers. It’s funny as shit when their digits fall off and they freak out. Even funnier what they do when I heal that shit.”

I get you.

pulls out gun

Gimme all your money.

Reading the comments: Nobody looks at the time or uses the clock, apparently.

“Honey, were you trying to use the ice cream as a bowling ball again?”

He deals the cards to find an answer,

The sacred geometry of chance…

Considering what I’ve entered into job applications and still gotten the job, I am pretty fucking sure nobody actually reads your resume or application until 15 minutes before your interview if ever. I’ll put some crazy BS in mine just to see if they read it and have never been asked about any of the crazy shit I have on there. Like being a manager of a non-existent company when I was only 3 years old. Or using myself as my references.

Why are so many guys dressed like a neo-nazi skinhead?

The Golden Rule kinda falls apart if you’re a masochist into CBT.

Healthier than marshmallow fluff.

Tastier, too!

🎵 All in all you’re just a… 'nother dick with two balls. 🎵

You’re attacked by a supernatural horror, and you’re asking if the person suggesting to stab it with a knife is the one who isn’t okay?

Are you okay?