It is chorizo. The ones that just say “chorizo” may or may not actually be chorizo. Maybe they are just calling out to chorizo. This one is proudly proclaiming “I am chorizo.”

Amateurs…

Trogdor didn’t even collect taxes. He terrorized the peasants just for the love of the game.

If the picture is of you: You already are a femboy. A sexy, sexy femboy.

old reddit still works. I had to install an extension to auto redirect to the old.reddit URL the other day cuz I was troubleshooting something and the ONLY things about it were on Reddit and I noticed that bullshit app advertisement too.

Why isn’t Trump working in the alien mines then?

Great plan. Nobody post anymore. It might offend someone.

Drugs.

All of a sudden, I have a craving to suck watermelon juice off a girl’s tits (or a guy’s 🤷‍♂️) while she sloppily eats a huge wedge of watermelon.

“Please Microsoft, I beg you. My penis is starting to get sores from all the sex I am having due to being unable to do any work.”

Ancient Aliens was a fun show because you’d get a narration of the real history and then the narrator would be like “but what if these dumbasses were right?” and then it cuts to some old German dude fascinated by the occult studies of the Nazis going “it vas aliens! Zey put magnets in mercury and created antigravity!”

I am just imagining a dude so obese, he pisses pure butter and shits chocolate fudge. Making them cum means getting a hot shot of Cinnabon icing on your face. The most delicious man you’ll ever fuck.

I don’t think I could take either of them in a fight.

I desperately want to make some bit of code that ends up being the lynchpin of everything that comes after it and name it something so that it has the acronym of “FART.” Fart on the whole industry.

You know what they say: When the Doornaker slams a door in your face, the Windowbreaker leaves a window open.

It’s obviously becsuse different drives spin at different speeds so you may need to adjust the way it reads the disc so it plays back properly and not all sped up or down.

But walking around and standing kinda suck.

Oatmink

lmao

Ticket goes to the individual car. If the car does not pay by X period of time, it goes to jail. Pretty soon there will be prison gangs of autonomous cars.

That’s why they sometimes get electrocuted unclogging the sink.