She fucked up. Bro’s gonna start arguing a lot more now.

With modern science, one doesn’t necessarily need to get pussy to make babies. But that’s not fun. Unless you’re a scientist.

For a moment I thought that was chunked, fried meat with mashed potatoes in a sauce. Sense of scale made the nuts seem way bigger than they probably are lol

Gimme the 104 string QWERTY guitar.

This might actually be good as hell since it’s Bush’s, which is sweet not savory.

I mean, if you’re scheduling an appointment it really do be like that sometimes. Except “a few weeks” is “6 months.” Or they tell you to go to the ER.

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FUCKING CALORIES?!”

It would be cruel to use the skin of a live cow.

As DM, I’ll have you roll the dice, tell you if it succeeded or not, and then have YOU describe what happens based on the roll.

But with this particular thing, it’s not really about the story. It’s the player trying to maximize their bonuses so the dice will be more favorable. In which case, sure. You can dual wield your hands. But you’re still taking a penalty with your off-hand unless you have the feat that removes it. You ever try to punch someone with your non-dominant arm? You definitely take a penalty IRL, unless you’re ambidextrous.

Shock it in an ice bath immediately after removing from the boiling water. This helps the membrane between the shell and the rest of the egg peel away easier.

Another method I’ve seen recently says to add like half a cup of vinegar to the water you boil them in, tho I have yet to try this one myself. Makes sense tho; dyed easter eggs are usually easier to peel and those are dyed by dipping them in vinegar with dye.

I also love to play with their balls.

“I think I would know if I forgot my keys on the table, Ben. Why would I lie?”

Roses are red,

April is gray,

But in a few weeks,

Justin Timberlake will come out as gay?

Pool party.

I’ll show you that Tasha’s Hideous Laughter ain’t a real spell!

begins tickling OP’s feet and armpits

It’s really just me and an army of alts talking to myself.

Why would she have this shit eating grin

I’ve seen plenty of actual arrest photos of people giving a shit eating grin because they were drunk or arrested for something objectively funny. So that one wouldn’t fase me.

Its hit die is 1d4 and CON is its dump stat.

Only 3 more playstations until the PS9’s mind altering nanospores. 🙏

Kickstart this new source of clean energy by burning fossil fuels and spraying CFCs into the air. A hotter planet means water boils easier! 😃