Sounds hot tho.

The only things I really care about the security of is my bank and my Steam account. And both of those, as well as my email accounts, have 2FA so even if you guess it, you can’t get in.

Their genitals are so different that gazing upon them drives normal people insane.

I’d be fine tho.

starts singing and dancing

🎶Spooky, scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine…🎶

It’s only hard to feel depressed because the sweltering heat makes thinking harder.

Just hold perfectly still and pretend to be an empty suit of decorative armor.

The only truly bad way to eat a potato is raw.

If you really wanna eat something close to raw potato, try jicama.

It’s a series of TUBES!

What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?

I don’t play any reed instruments myself so I have no idea of the actual difference it might have on the sound. Or if they would not splinter in a rectum.

It definitely works fine with just water.

Source: I’m poor and sometimes start making a box before realizing I have no butter and no milk.

Was this Kraft Dinner found at Chernobyl? Why are the pictures all fuzzy like that?

“Shit, I can make black pasta too and I don’t need no squid ink.”

Me: cuts a strip out right through the middle

Me: “I have parted the cheesecake bay.”

May your reeds never splinter.

“What the hell has Professor Oak been telling you?”

It’s the bugs that get zombiefied and controlled by fungus that creep me out. And that is more to do with the fungus than the bugs.

Although, if the non-fungal parasites that can do similar things are also bugs (like the one that makes snails get crazy eyes and try to he eaten by birds), then there are also plenty of bugs that I would prefer to be ignorant of.

Big Pharma will never be able to stop me from eating blueberries and getting all the anti-oxidants. 😤