MAKE SURE THESE TRANS FOLKS GET DOUBLE!

Are you saying airplanes have bones in them? 🤔

…They’ll share them with me, right? 🥺

I constantly mix up sore and sono. 😮‍💨

For more context: They don’t just mean the same thing. One is a pronoun and the other is an adjective.

Metal legs; but is stuck in a hole filled with diseased zombie people.

You think your Commodore 64 is really neato,

What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito?

Jimisota.

Do you really need a sex drive to enjoy titties? 🤔

So… How do you distribute it? Did someone forget what distro was short for?

They need to do way instain mother> who divorce thier hubbys, becuse these hubby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had divorce her three husbands, they are taking the three hubby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the bros who lost there friend ; i am truley sorry for your lots

mug destroys dish washer

I saw someone beat Dark Souls using bananas as the input peripherial once.

I want to play DDR and Beat Saber at the same time so I greatly increase my chances of having a heart attack and dying.

I hate that the newest Unreal Tournament just kinda… Disappeared. I mean, it’s still playable I think, just not online and aside from a week or so after it launched, I ain’t ever heard anyone talking about it. It was okay… Balance was not quite there, and it only had 2 maps when I last played it. But it had potential.

Tim Sweeny is a jackass.

The self-heating ones are even gnarlier.

(They have two tiny anime girls in there)

Hopefully there’s tuna in there, too.

Where else am I supposed to find tuna fish?

I kill plenty I don’t see, too, whenever I bug bomb my home.

What if it was a horror movie’s porn parody? 🤔

Would you be scared stiff? 😏