A friend of mine was losing their mind looking for a parlor that would tattoo their knuckles, as damn near everyone around here wouldn’t do it citing it would be extremely painful, extrmely difficult, and would not stay good looking being on a part of the body that moves so frequently.

And I thought that was wild because at the time, getting your EYEBALLS tattooed was a thing.

The top 3 or 4 people would obviously be hackers with their score being 32 hours in a single day.

That’s one way to get users to quit porn, I guess.

If it’s easier for you to explain by talking, I will from that point on assume you are illiterate and can’t write the same words you can speak.

Moopsy Trek! Moopsy Trek!

BitCoin? 🤚🙂‍↔️

Big Mac Coin? ️☝🙂‍↕️️

Huh. I never even saw those.

Then again, I haven’t been inside a music store in a long time. There’s a Mad Monk within walking distance of me… I should check it out. 🤔

Did any of them ever work? In my experience, the headphones were always completely fucked.

Be a stoat Satan?

If you’re in, what was it, Atlanta? The city where Coca-Cola was invented. They’re all called “Coke” there.

It was hella dumb that they only had ONE person certified to use the fork lift or powered jacks when I worked at Walmart. I literally came to that job from another job where I was a forklift operator, but they had their own certification program and never wanted to certify anyone.

Those fucking milk pallets were the heaviest fucking things coming into that store, and the forklift dude was in CAP2, not Fresh, so we had to manually haul those fuckers to the fridge with janky ass non-powered pallet jacks. 😬

Unnecessary sex scenes with YOU or unnecessary sex scenes with others?

afaik, patents don’t care about that. You can even patent things that don’t exist.

Are we sure dinosaurs didn’t have F15s?

I wanna power an entire city with a panel the size of a postsge stamp.

Zooey Deschanel without bangs

God damn. Even side by side she looks like a completely different person.

From Flavortown to Bland Land.

Just pile another wall of snow up right infront of the garage door, then fill the cavity with water, wait for it to freeze and now you have a mini ice hockey rink in your drive way 😃

Economics is the offspring of math fucking psychology.

One of my baby teeth came out while eating a banana as a kid. That was creepy.