Reading the AI’s garbage output

“That doesn’t make any sense.”

Didn’t some country try to develop a chemical agent that would turn the enemy gay? 🤔

The last thing bad guys see in the Spiderverse where Spider-Man’s webbing realistically comes out his backside.

Not horny enough.

Can also use Star Wars to brand them as “Order 66” nuggets. Or Get Smart with “Agent 99” nuggets.

'Cept replace “need” with “have.”

Not when literally everything is enshittifiying.

Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.

Funding the military so they can quash any rebellions from people having nothing left to lose deciding to rise up. Did you know that the founding fathers intended for there to be no standing army for this very reason? I just learned this the other day.

Ed… Ward…

Peter Griffin laugh intensifies

“How is burning a CD supposed to make a copy, again?”

I always thought Thanos’ idea was stupid because his reasoning was about fighting over resources. Less people, more resources to go around.

How the fuck did he not think “I can wish for infinite resources?” Solves his issue with the universe and nobody gets turned into dust.

A little bit of Rocco in my life,

A little bit of Eric by my side,

A little bit of Robert’s all I need,

A little bit of Tim is all I see,

A little bit of Samwise in the sun,

A little bit of Maury all night long,

A little bit of Jesse here I am,

A little bit of you and I’m your man

Mom’s gonna fix it all soon. Mom’s coming 'round to put it back the way it oughtta be.

To be fair, they didn’t originate on PC where you could do that. They originally were just a feature of XBL.

I can’t understand what’s appealing about them

Receipts for your bragging rights.

Would Hades be upset if the way Sisyphus pushed the boulder up the hill was by building a machine to do it for him? 🤔

“I’d like to see Zeus do this!”

I do. Constsntly. He’s a stubborn ass, tho.