I wanna be someone’s eclair 😩
Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who’s not so little. 🇧🇱🇺🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶
If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.
I wanna be someone’s eclair 😩

Thoseburger, yes.
I’m gonna have to try the mexican variety becsuse the kind I am used to adds literally nothing to dishes other than a leaf in the food. 🤷♂️
Apparently it is common in Mexico itself. I had to look it up because I was also incredulous at using a bay leaf in a burrito.
“I mean it’s not rocket science, guys.” - Boromir on using a catapult to launch the ring into Mt. Doom

I did also enjoy the Rainforest Cafe they had there. Not the food or anything, just the atmosphere cuz it went all out with the theme the way all the lines for the rides do. Felt like eating under that big tree from Avatar (except Avatar didn’t exist yet).
Your roommate was friends with Elon Musk?

I’ve been there once. The most memorable thing was coming out of a ride about the 4th day I was there, seeing it was 4:50pm, going into a gift shop to buy an umbrella then walking out of the gift shop right as it started raining becsuse it pretty much rained every single day at 5pm.
It’s also so humid, it’s kinda hard to breathe until you get used to it.
Sometimes I will smell something and not be sure if it’s really good weed or a dead skunk.

I don’t remember ever needing one for concurrent downloads, just to resume one if the connection was lost or something happened. But I also don’t remember downloading anything prior to being on Windows 95. 🤷♂️
I remember downloading like 20-30 parts of a single thing and having the task bar at the bottom just be full of download windows.
“It feels like there’s a party in my gut and everyone is spinning.”

Who isn’t? 🤷♂️

IDE is an anagram for DIE
Welcome to Lemmy.
I’ve only ever seen clear and quadra IRL. I would like to see iceberg.

The craziest shit my friend’s brother brought back from his trip to Japan was a carton of self-lighting cigarettes. You just pulled the end cap off and it lit the thing. Puts this doohickey to shame.

You own a reciept that points to where the monkey is currently. And there’s no gurantee the monkey will be there the next time you wanna look at it.

My favorite video game ad:

Second favorite is the Daikatana one that claimed the game would be so good it would “make you John Romero’s bitch.” But then the opposite happened, which made that ad funny as fuck.
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex.
(The movie is great too, but not quite as political as the series)