Prime does this a lot where the first season, maybe first 2 are free, but then the rest is paid only. And that’s with a subscription.

They’re the second worst streaming service with the service itself being loaded with dark patterns. The only one I think is worse is Paramount because the app literally never even worked for me.

Because without wings, they wouldn’t be able to freak you out as much.

I made a D&D character creator for 3.5e/Forgotten Realms. Not just PCs but NPCs and encounters based on CR, too.

Corn Nuts are awesome. The picante flavour is the best.

The only crazy thing I noticed after getting married was how people speak to me when I wear the ring vs when I don’t.

I still wear the ring even tho I am no longer married just because people are often friendlier when they see it.

I mean… I am impatient, but under the dictionary definition of “being quickly driven to irritation.” Not whatever bullshit definition it has in common usage relating to waiting for a thing.

By the time they find the one piece, there will be two pieces.

Shit, I’ve had a credit score of 750 or more for years, and yet I can never get approved for any loans other than small, short-term ones like from a cash checking service to get an advance on a paycheck.

I can never decide what is better:

When Scully is right and there is an improbable, but totally logical scientific explination for the weird shit they see…

Or when Mulder is right and the supernatural really is supernatural.

I’ve had Windows 10 from day 1 and I never had to do such nonsense.

Turductopus.

Dude’s gonna shove his teach into his ass?

Yeah; they’re all in the White House.

If you eat it, it can also fill you with C O R N.

IDK if it’s just really cold recently or I’m getting older/losing weight but I’ve been wearing like 3 layers of clothes for over a week now because I’m freezing all the time 🥶

This is the answer to anyone asking

“Why is that funny?”

It’s called copy and paste.