Dang, he who gets spread gets bred. Law of the jungle baby.
Oh, so that hentai doujin of futanari wasn’t mere fiction, but based on true facts!
One has to wonder what human society would be like if this was the normal mode of human reproduction. No sexes or genders for people to argue over, just every pregnancy beginning and ending in a screaming, sweaty, bloody mess.
I imagine it would have significantly more of a Klingon vibe
Klingons would be way cooler if they were also hermaphroditic+obligate fight-fuckers
Martok: I will stab you.
Gowron: With your d’k tahg, right? Right?
Huh, I a game involving dicks interesting choice to go face first.
“Loser gets pregnant”
some real omegaverse shit
I found out that I’m the only person in my HS friend group without kids, and it did make me feel a bit like I’d won something.
GO! 🏁🎬
I wish I was a flatworm “Oh no, I have accidentally lost and gotten pregante”
“Mpreg me, worm-daddy!”
Is this what happens when two tops go home together?
I have exactly the opposite problem 😭
Oops, all bottoms.
Okay, whatever turns them on I guess
Stealing for my biopunk romance novel.
“You win sex against a man, that’s the straightest thing there is”
Is this from Always Sunny?
honestly it’d be cool as hell if humans could do this
looks like you need to read more junji ito
We have the technology
I don’t think we have the technology to instantly change someones gender by penetrating them
Maybe you don’t
Me n the boys on a typical Friday night
“penis fencing” is how I’ve heard it described before. That makes me laugh. Like when you used to "figh"t streams as a kid
I heard “dick jousting” before…
