It’s not the government, it’s the rich.

If the business is going belly up, chances are all the employees knew months before it was “announced”.

Exactly, it’s entirely because the people in front of you are going slow.

The food only exists because it’s profitable. It will only continue to exist as long as it remains profitable.

I still love that David Bowie has to come out as straight.

Philosophy major Senior Software engineer.

I’m really glad I watched little miss sunshine while in highschool. I took this to heart and am so glad I did.

Better than accidentally serving the diabetic regular instead of diet.

Lot of folks are willing to draw the line at genocide.

Your first sentence, you assumed logical. The average person is dumb. Straight up stupid.

I was playing tag with my kid yesterday. He’s 3, almost 4. He’s very fast for his age, but not as fast as me. He asked to play tag because he just learned it in school. I could dodge to the side as he was getting close and change direction. I could fake him out. I could sprint to the other side of our 1 acre meadow to creat space. But he just kept coming. Smiling and laughing the whole time. I’m starting to get winded. Hands on my knees for a second after a sprint, but only for a second as he’s closed the gap already. His undeterred motivation and pace was scary. He was going to get me eventually, and he seemed to know it.

I now know how the victims of Chucky must have felt.

Did you comment this because you think the people here are stupid?

Ye canno’ die McLeod.

At the Apple store?

How?

These boots taste great.

I wept a bit for Stephen Hawking. He was a rare, special human. When I read what was written on his grave, there next to Newton and Darwin: “Here lies what was mortal of Stephen Hawking 1942 - 2018” I wept a bit. Still do. Did a bit more just now writing that to be honest.

Well do you?

I just say I read science articles for pleasure. The non nerds fuck right off, it’s even gotten me laid.

Now I want to make this. A brain made of ribbons of strawberry ice cream, with a thread of sour lemon in the middle and tiny pop rock neurons.