Yup. You can’t say “the one leaning to the left” because, and trust me on this, there’s a number of ways a person can screw that up.

FWIW, this used to work better when “cascade windows” was a standard thing.

Page up, down, space, home, and end are WAY more responsive and faster.

Problem is, some pages do funky things with keyboard inputs and/or focus odd elements. This basically shoots a 30-year-old page navigation standard in the head.

Also, don’t get me started on apps crippling back-navigation.

Honestly, the fact that here in 2026, we still can’t get peripherals like audio, video, and printers to work in a 100% reliable and seamless way, is just embarrassing. It’s been over 30 years of having this stuff mostly standardized (and then re-standardized) and it’s still a shitshow.

Disclaimer: this is not an endorsement for using street drugs. I am not a doctor.

Dopamine is why. All prescription ADHD meds increase ambient dopamine levels so that executive control is easier. Recreational drugs tend to feel good, and elevated dopamine levels are usually in the mix when it comes to sensations like that.

Even we humans can withstand 3000°C for a short time.

If we want to be entirely pedantic, everything can withstand any destructive condition for at least one plank time.

Do they put a seam or darts in to intentionally pull it into the crack?

Yes. That and the garment might be undersized, while taking advantage of the high lycra/spandex content of the material.

To be fair, we are looking in the entire world for birds entirely located in Brazil. Task seems deliberately harder than it needs to be.

Oh, we don’t do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.

I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.

I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.

Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

To be fair, this bus is always on time.

Linux shell also has… a thing going on.

touch
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Maybe its to saturate production so nobody else gets them first?

That’s hilarious.

But also, who the hell trades in a car with barely four years of payments on it?

Poor little Johnny, for he is no more.

As what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4.

Consider the mere fact that Doctors exist, and have been a thing for thousands of years. I think this tells us that for every person that is incapable of keeping themselves alive, there’s at least a hundred more just like that, and just one person smart enough to keep them all going.

This reminds me of some amazing advice I picked up online, some years ago:

You don’t owe your past self anything.

I’m sorry, but what about this cube is “population sized”?

Well, if you liquefy the entire human race, it would fit into a container with roughly those proportions.

I have never seen the word “forgiveness” so subtly weaponized before.