First I’ve heard of that. This is brilliant.

Congratulations!

Fight like heroes, play like heroes. I like your style.

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I appreciate the workaround here, and I’ve tried this in production environments to one degree or another. This usually fails due to another problem: the number of systems that think unexpected JSON keys are an error, is is too damn high.

like a movie or TV show.

Last one I went to, the staff were singing together while they cooked. It was phenomenal.

Poor executive control and possibly substances. Consider the dark side of ADHD where “fight” is the go-to response after getting overwhelmed, scared, provoked, or just too tired to think straight. It’s straight dysfunction to be sure, but many of us were blessed with other default responses to adrenaline and bad executive function.

You could probably work with some artists to knock that together in Mugen or something.

A single-player Final Fight clone would work too, but it would be a handful of small stages: parking lot, inside the diner, and out back by the dumpsters. Destructive scenery and being able to use furniture as weapons would be a big plus. Game/mission types would be king-of-the-hill, time trial, survival mode, and boss rush.

Oh bother.

I’ve done the nudist camp thing. This is 1000% true. This also works if you’re “Donald Ducking it” and just wearing a shirt.

Counterargument: the rear of your car is far more resilient to impact than the front. You can cope with backing out, but maybe your wallet/schedule won’t cope with a fender-bender to your headlights or front bumper.

I’ll give it a shot, but I must be able to use my laptop to vibe-interview.

This is specifically a Dethklok track list. Some of these are kinda brutal.

Producer: Okay, but… “Teeth?”

Band: ::complaints and groans of disbelief::

Nathan: They’re like… bone knives. In your face. And kids lose their first set with blood and agony, and then you get even more. It’s so f—ing brutal. So we made a song about it.

Toki: Plus it’s important to teach the kids about brushing.

Swissgar: Yous don’t want to be losings your bone face knives.

The problem is more with the perception of disrupting the “correct” social hierarchy. Conservatives have no trouble taking money from, or being served by their “lessers” in society. This includes sex workers. It when the underclass elevate themselves or exceed their “betters” do they have a problem.

In this case: driving a big showy pickup truck - a coveted symbol of buying power - that shouldn’t be obtainable.

One starts to get the impression that they should just have the archeologists dig the tunnel in the first place, and budget the project like one big find.

What i love about the jump-humping thing is I’ve heard it involves a third party to move the bed for you, making it just the weirdest threesome.

Since “all dogs go to heaven” isn’t mentioned in the bible but is generally accepted christian doctrine, it’s actually dogma, which is way funnier.

/me casually plugs controller into port #2

Had me in the first half…

Hrm… People do act strangely when I drone on for long enough. You might be on to something there.

Wait, you guys are getting eldrich powers? All I got were dodgy knees and a moving hairline.