Almost extinct due to one of the only transmissible cancers? (Definitely caused by the higher than usual radiation from the near-surface uranium!! /s)

Badger badger

Mmmm Agaricus and Amanitas are so tasty. You simply don’t eat the poisonous ones.

You know these are badgers, right?

North America was Australia until they found Australia.

The raccoons make less of a mess digging in the dumpsters than the methheads that dig in the dumpsters at my apartment.

racoons are mostly harmless, besides the occasional mess they make with a trash can.