Looks like they’re cheaper because a large portion are empty.

Probably not worth buying these.

Tim Cook is such a fucking piece of shit.

To be fair, skinny jeans were never in… They’ve always been pretty lame lol.

Well, on men anyway.

Yeah, I pass one once a day, but the white house seems to not have the ability to flush them faster than they can make them.

Hide yo raccoons, hide yo whales… This guy raping everything up in here.

I’m laughing aloud at this being posted to science memes.

You are not wrong. Biology counts!

…or is it shitpost? My app is wonky sometimes and it’s hard to tell. Fits in both!

I don’t endorse not putting your cart back usually… But yeah, this is alright.

Why are you saying this?

It’s gibberish.

Lol it actually says “Badweiser”. That’s pretty funny.

Insane for a moment the damage this guy has done to millions of republicans.

I’ll never take any of them seriously ever again. A few dumb members of my family are now a joke to me… Like this is the dumbest thing they’ve ever supported.

There’s no coming back from this.

This checks out. Monster loves Trump, and this guy is prob a pig. Pigs love Trump, too.

Monster energy? The sponsor of the Trump fight on the lawn of the white house?

This guy fucking sucks. Fuck this guy.

The white house lawn showcase, everyone:

I live amongst coyotes, and I see them almost every day. What are you taking about? You’re asserting a coyote can teach itself to use a crosswalk?

Why? Why would a coyote do this? What is the reward?

This is where things are going: AI trash that’s painfully obvious and obscenely absurd pulling people in.

I hate the future.

No. It’s just the last one…

Sorry.

There’s a non-chain burger place in my town that explicitly states that they are not fast food at the order counter.

Best burgers I’ve ever had in my life.

They are pretty massive burgers!

What an oddly unexpected and wholesome American story.

As a reward, here is another: https://youtu.be/xOp4PO0Ek9A

Why stop there? Go full Arizona porch lizard!

Don’t you get enough sun on your bike rides? It’s hotter than Satan’s butthole out there in most of my country right now…

This is the answer. So easy to sort.