Yeah, what is with that sausage? It looks absolutely disgusting.

This cartoonist must have married a Karen.

I was going to say “Trump cut their funding.”

I’m glad I saw this. I bought this ages ago and never listened to it. I’ll have to give it a try.

I recall first watching that, and it was like “Man, this is boring. Just another clone of the DC sh-OH SHIT”

Hazbin Hotel.

Already watched that?

Helluva Boss

Done with that, too?

Project Goldfish

I’d rather eat all the candy corn in the world than a bag of buttered popcorn jelly beans.

I mean, they call out a breed of dog for no reason.

I had an insanely violent vizsla living near me that always tried to attack me. Did that not count? Does it only count if it’s a breed that Trumpers hate?

Asian food. Oh, so you’re racist?

“likely”? I thought we were past this. He’s on the list more times than people have been able to count.

We? You’re identifying as being part of these people?

Just because you were born in America doesn’t mean you own all the problems caused by corrupt assholes. That’s nationalism, and it’s a tool these exact assholes use on all of us as kids.

“Love thy neighbor, but not those that have darker skin than you.”

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You should see the other bus.

I’ve been doing this most of my career. Then I found out my current employer is watching my computer, and calling me lazy for not logging 8 hours a day, 5 days a week… Despite all the work I get done.

Now, I keep my computer on all day and work at a much, much slower rate. Great job, corporate dipshits. Enjoy your reward.

Well, don’t leave us hanging. How was the meal?

Jesus Christ, how is it so high?

40% approve, 56% disapprove.

https://news.gallup.com/poll/695519/mood-subdued-crime-unity-concerns-rise.aspx

This is shitpost, but like… You all don’t really believe single polls to be representative of entire countries, right? We’re just shitposting, right?

…right…?

Yeah, I wish I didn’t believe in Donald Trump… He’s all too real.

The Authoritarian on the bottom appears to be Chinese, while the Authoritarian on the top appears to be an Oompa Loompa.

I can’t believe this shit is leading to my colleagues (and likely me some day soon) being laid off.