You’re telling us about a guy you know who you seem to believe.

It isn’t reasonable to not engage with any news whatsoever while living in America. And crazy to extend that much benefit of the doubt.

He knows.

If it’s a euphemism then it’s not the correct term; mutilation is correct.

But we don’t know all the variables for the Drake equation! It’s still possible that we’re alone in the observable universe.

That’s because we all started carrying around cameras, but didn’t get a bunch of credible alien videos.

If this was the 90’s, then everyone would’ve believed the government stories about Alex Pretti and Rene Good.

but statistically they probably exist

What statistics? We haven’t found all the variables of the Drake equation yet. We might be alone in the observable universe.

You know there’s a nonzero chance everyone will kill them over it, right?

If you’d stop using OneDrive you wouldn’t keep having these problems.

That’s what congress people with access to the unredacted files have been saying.

I like this world. I don’t want it to end.

Every time you think “I don’t like this job but maybe it’ll get better after XYZ”, the answer is always the same.

Wait, you have to give 2 weeks notice in your country? Do employers have to give you two weeks notice of firing?

I want its opinion on traffic once - before I leave - and that’s it. Once I’m on the road, I absolutely do not want to hear its suggestion to change 3 lanes to catch this next exit.

I don’t want traffic updates. They keep changing my route to a complicated one I didn’t want, to save like 1 minute in theory. If I could change it to opt-in route suggestions instead of opt-out route switcheroos, then I might like that feature. I am not available to use the phone while I am driving the car.

I loved my old standalone GPS device until it was stolen.

Once I’ve got a path plotted, I switch on airplane mode so Google Maps can’t throw me any curveballs.

It might be hard to see with the speed blur, but the tortoise is in the center bottom of the photo in front of the grass.

I’m really enjoying

• Confederate forums for furries
• Encrypted piracy

If they’d simply held since birth, they’d be rich!

I’ve come to think of “cringe” as “embarrassed on someone else’s behalf”. As if we don’t already have enough embarrassment. Cringe is cringe.

If it fakes people then it’s fake²

This at least reduces biomagnification.