I left the house yesterday to take my kids to a water park hotel…but when we were on our way, I noticed he had water shoes on, and I know we didn’t pack any shoes.

Fortunately we were able to find these flip-flops at a store on the way. They were only $1, but meh…he likes video games and he needs something besides swim shoes.

But my wife noticed there’s a healthbar that looks mildly-penis and now I can’t I see it.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    8·
    3 hours ago

    I mean, with all due respect to your undoubtedly wonderful son who will now be forever known as “dickfoot”, I’m not sure how justifies even mild annoyance, much less miniscule fury. Pareidolia is in the eye of the beholder, not that of the sight. It’s a pixelated heart with a streamer, not a penis. It’s only barely phallic if you stretch phallic as a term far longer than you should ever stretch an actual phallus.

    Funny as fuck all! But not really something to be infuriated over.

    Hope you and Dickfoot have a wonderful day!

  • Fredselfish@lemmy.worldEnglish
    232·
    7 hours ago

    You’re seeing something I’m not. If your seeing a penis then maybe you should check yourself. Because I see a heart and bar.

    • realitista@lemmus.orgEnglish
      6·
      6 hours ago

      I was wondering if this is what he was talking about because it didn’t even look mildly penis enough. I had to check here because I thought I missed something.

      OP, I’m concerned if you think this is how penises look. You may want to see a doctor.

    • Xyphius@lemmy.caEnglish
      4·
      6 hours ago

      I couldn’t find it at all. Then you pointed it out and I vaguely see it now

  • NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.comEnglish
    3·
    3 hours ago

    It’s upside down, it’s not supposed to be seen that way. Plus it’s obviously a heart with a health meter, even recognizable while upside down. It’s also made for kids who should be innocent enough not to have minds to recognize that sort of stuff. And it was $1, so you can’t expect the best quality or thought placed into every area and how things might appear to redesign. It’s most likely made in a sweat shop by kids in some south Eastern Asian country.

    I’m not sure what’s mildly infuriating? It’s not like someone intentionally designed it that way.

    Edit: I’d consider the last part about kids making them to be the mildly infuriating part, obviously, but what isn’t nowadays to warrant it for these specific sandals, is my question

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      6 hours ago

      I think it’s more that they are annoyed that they’ll be thinking of it everyone they see it, not that it exists.