I left the house yesterday to take my kids to a water park hotel…but when we were on our way, I noticed he had water shoes on, and I know we didn’t pack any shoes.

Fortunately we were able to find these flip-flops at a store on the way. They were only $1, but meh…he likes video games and he needs something besides swim shoes.

But my wife noticed there’s a healthbar that looks mildly-penis and now I can’t I see it.