Temu tyrants. Fucking great.

Ok let’s start with one. How does one even start to make a self-propelling machine that cuts wheat stalks at ground level?

I just made it up for funsies.

And I was geeking over “yo, ojo, capitain” when I made that up. Because “yo” means “I”, and “ojo” means “eye”…I-Eye. Aye-aye.

And it is pronounced like “Yo, O-ho”. Like “Yo-Ho”. Like a pirate.

And then capitain, like the famous rum, captain Morgan.

Aka “leche de pirata”.

Yo, ojo, capitán.

It’s the same total amount of leches, just a little less of each one.

Like when you get a four cheese pizza. It’s pretty much the same total amount of cheese.

¿Cuatro leches? ¿En esta económica?

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Well…Excedrin stacks Aspirin and Caffeine too. I’d always thought the caffeine was because caffeine withdrawal can cause headaches.

It’s actually not uncommon. People expect and manifest symptoms all the time.

What side effects a drug would be likely to cause, the pharmacologist likely knows long before ever giving it to a human. When the human reports side effects that the drug is unlikely to cause…that human was probably a placebo.

I’ve been quite happy with moonlight/sunshine on Wayland. Is that an option?

25 years before 2019 was 1994. Killing Barney was all the rage back then.

I remember seeing a game being demod at a computer fair around that time. It was Doom, but with the enemies graphics replaced with Barney characters.

I think I was 9 at the time…right age for both hating Barney and loving Doom (at least in the mid 90s), and I was enamored with this game.

My parents wouldn’t let me buy it though.

Nah man, mayo is oil and eggs. You add in milk and sugar and cinnamon and you got French toast.

The egg does something to it, texturally.

Kursgesagt Hentai? Where?

Same. Harry Potter wears glasses. What’s next, you gonna tell me that Clark Kent looks like Superman??

Only manatees are known to do this. Womanatees are disgusted by the practice.

Like a base, but for your data.

Reminds me of when I was getting pissed off that, on my work computer, Windows would randomly close Teams Windows and browser tabs, exactly every 59 seconds.

Till I found out that the windows version of caffeine hits the F15 key every 59 seconds by default. I had previously set up PowerToys to map an “extra” key on my keyboard to do Ctrl+W. That “extra” key actually turned out to be F15.

Maybe you’re wired different. I skimmed the whole thing twice, specifically looking for the directions section, knowing how it should look. I missed it the first time…I thought the joke was that there weren’t any directions, or they were hidden on a page 2.

Maybe my ADHD mind?

I definitely get what OP is saying tho. Having an unknown and changing number of warnings, before the directions, in the same typeface as the directions, could make it more dangerous.

Ideally there would be a color-coded label system for different types/severities of warnings, and the direction clearly printed above/near the top. Having all the warnings first didn’t make me read them, just the bolded parts, looking for the directions. Directions are the most looked-for thing, they should be in an obvious place.

This is like the drug companies following supermarket logic, putting the milk in the back corner of the store hoping you impulse a bunch of stuff on the way. But instead tricking the customer into learning something, the customer says “all this science shit is boring and scary sounding” and they go get the raw milk from the farm stand because that doesn’t “need” warnings.

Ooh this makes me want to do like a fantasy immigration draft round of outspoken American celebrity Trump critics.

Who gets Jimmy Fallon?

Man could you just imagine what could happen if someone walking by just happened to flick a lit cigarette or 20 into that pile?