Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.

Whose your friend who likes to play?

Realizing now that there are probably people here who were Riley’s age (11) when that movie came out (2015)…

“Dick Bong” sounds like a nickname you’d give someone you caught trying to turn a bong into a fleshlight. Or vice-versa…

There are 10 types of people in this world…those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Jesse is talking about where plant babies are coming from. Like, what came first the chicken or the egg. Well, what if “the egg” evolved two separate and unique times.

I.e, imagine that a few hundred million years ago there were no eggs. Like, chickens would just split in two and there’d be two chickens. Fast forward a bit and now that chicken lays eggs.

At the same time, there’s a turtle, right. And turtles work differently, in order for them to reproduce, the turtle had to cut off a foot and bury it. But the foot would grow back, so no permanent harm. Well, over time, eventually, over thousands of generations, the turtle also lays eggs.

The two traits, though they are the same result (egg laying), took two different paths to arrive at the same solution.

It’s called “convergent evolution”. Same idea as how crabs evolved five different times. Five completely different family trees whose common ancestor is like a bacteria or something.

Idk I’m not a scientist, I’m just high. I could be way off.

You ever see The Boys? Season 2, Episode 7, "Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker?

Like that. But trees.

What was it? A plastic 6-pack ring?

I think these are different teeth. Like one person tried it and another had insatiable curiosity after seeing the bit one.

Windows is just a hostile OS now. The only explanation for its dominance now is mass Stockholm syndrome.

Or use a password manager and strong unique passwords everywhere. It’s really not that hard. Just disable everything built into browsers and OS and use a good third-party platform like Bitwarden.

Honestly it’s easier than remembering one weak password (and then being to change it every 3 months for your bank and every 4 months for your utilities…)

Then you can store your passkeys in Bitwarden boom they are on all devices.

Googles Passkey is one of the easiest things to use in the world.

I really wish there was an opensource Social Auth option that was, ya know, actually used. I hate logging into my Google account, but likely for different reasons than op is stating.

So my kid is learning guitar, and I keep thinking of ideas for mildly inappropriate songs for him to learn, because he’s only nine.

I’m gonna add “Stacy’s Mom” to that list, for you.

I know it might be wrong, but I’m gonna teach him that song.

Lol nobody Rs TFM anymore. I’m in the middle of having ChatGPT teach me terraform lol.

Me, every time I see Fabuloso.

Hello, Clarice.

I’m gonna wear my grandfather’s old ghost costume. It’s really high quality linen. My drycleaner was speechless, like he couldn’t believe what he was seeing. Like he’d seen a ghost. He even told me he couldn’t clean it and to take it somewhere else. It’s that high quality. That’s the type of “wow” I hope to get.

If she is not 64 then she is 32.

If she is not 32 then she is 16.

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Semi-related PSA for when Disney is eventually uncancelled…

If you find yourself at Animal Kingdom, try to get on some of the later safari rides. Like, closer to dusk. Usually not much of a line. Totally different experience than during the day.

That’s when you might hear the kitties meow like 15 feet from the van.

Let’s take a look at plus-size models. That’s a really good example.

It makes this rift between haas/body acceptance and what’s really actually healthy.

But on the flip side, super-skinny models aren’t exactly healthy, either.

Both normalize unhealthy weight and lead to population-wide body image problems and related eating disorders. Then you get things like social media throwing rocket fuel on that fire.

I don’t see how either is “woke” though.

Link shorteners and redirectors, especially new and lesser-known ones tend to get caught in the fray with things like Google Safe Browsing (which FF uses as well) and Smart Screen.

It’s because the original/shortened link gets reported and not the real/destination site. Then the domain (of the shortener/redirector) gets flagged, instead of the real site.

This happened to me at work this very week, with a redirector service that’s a part of our email security stack. FF and Chrome were both blocking links that were safe, because the redirector service itself was classified as sus.