Now you suck a mighty fine pecker, toots
But give the devil his due
I bet a dildo of gold against your soul, I suck dicks better than you.
Now you suck a mighty fine pecker, toots
But give the devil his due
I bet a dildo of gold against your soul, I suck dicks better than you.
I can smell the dunkin’ coming off his accent.
Gotta work at a compounding pharmacy.


Thank you for this. I was losing it after an hour of trying to get my youngest out of bed…it was 2 minutes until the bus when I saw this post and remembered I didn’t give him his Adderall and he only had on one sock on.
Just the reminder I needed to put down my phone.

Fuck I just lost the game.
You know, it was really unclear.
Wtf did the map burn a hole in France?
🎵 Mister we could use a fish like Cephalaspis again… 🎵
You have to say the secret code-word.
^Manha Manha…^
I dunno. I kinda ADHD’d hard last night wiki-diving Steve Tyler.
Adults, too.
Especially in rec weed states. But with 1/8 of Americans currently taking a GLP-1 receptor agonist (i.e. Wegovy, Ozempic)…I would expect that to take a big toll, too.
I am one of those 12%…I’ve lost 60lbs the past 3 months. I drink much less and when I do it’s not heavy IPAs and Sours…it’s Happy Dads (iced tea), Seltzers, or a glass of wine. Maybe a cocktail if I’m feeling fancy.
One, a beer is just so damn filling. And my sense of taste no longer likes hoppy or sour. And it takes much less to get me drunk when I’m barely eating in the first place. And the medication itself can cause a bit of indigestion anyway so you kind of want to moderate more to begin with.
Steven Tyler is/was the lead singer for the band Aerosmith, which had its peak in the 90s. He was born as, and identifies as, male.
Steven is typically a masculine name…thought Stevie may be a feminine variety, i.e. Stevie Nicks, the singer/songwriter of solo and Fleetwood Mac fame. Coincidentally, they were born exactly two months apart…Steven Tyler on March 26, 1948; and then Stevie Nicks on May 26, 1948.
Also, Stevie Nicks was married to two different members of the band “The Eagles” (at separate times, of course)…Don Henley from 1977-1978, and Joe Walsh from 1983-1986.
She was also married to two different Fleetwood Mac members…Lindsey Buckingham (1972-1976) and Mick Fleetwood (1977-1979).
Somebody contact the investigative journalists at the Washington Post!
Oh…wait…
I had bought these microwavable curry dinner boxes…like an MRE type thing. Mighta been noodles. Idr.
It came in a plastic bowl with all the ingredients individually wrapped in plastic.
Remember the episode of Futurama, where Fry had to assemble his own oreos? Like that.
BUT…in addition to this, they greenwashed the whole thing by including the most worthless bamboo spork I had ever seen. Like it was flat…so not spoony…but also had rounded edges around the tines, so not exactly forky either. It was less comfortable to eat from than a toddler fork. An actual waste of bamboo, if there is such a thing.
NGL I like my cola as cold as possible.
But any iced beverage just feels wrong to rawdog.
I don’t drink as much soda as I used to…but I do love me some cold brew iced coffee. I wouldn’t want to rawdog that, and I make it at home. I use a reusable straw, tho. I only use disposable straws for boba and smoothies because I can’t find good girthy reusable straws.
And restaurateurs that aren’t idiots run their soda machines at a ratio that accommodates for the ice.

My father gave me a name. Then he walked away.

I’m not sure I’d call Ozai a good dad.
Like, at least Vader had a redemption arc. Fuck, Zuko had a redemption arc. Not Ozai. Fuck that guy.
His brother, Iroh, was a better dad…and he got his son killed!
You want a good dad from the Avatar universe…it’s probably Tenzin…maybe Hakoda. Aang was an absent father who played favorites.
I use Ubuntu at work. I don’t even care, it’s legit 500% faster than my work Windows laptop, despite being objectively lower-speccd.
I use nobara at home. Windows free in my personal life for like a decade at least now. I wanted something solid out of the box, not atomic (I like the idea I just think it’s overkill for a home workstation. The sheepdog is a pet, not part of flock), fedora based with good brtfs support.
But Ubuntu is good enough. Not as if “better than windows” is a particularly high bar, though.
Weird that they keep flightless birds in aviary, but penguins are my spirit animal so I’m jealous.
So, Hi, I stumbled here from
all, and now I think I might be autistic.Like, feeling stressed out and overwhelmed because of a break in routine or not being able to do things my way (because any other way is inferior and this is why…I took the time to find the best way to do it, through repetition and trial and error. Like loading groceries on the conveyor belt at the supermarket…frozen stuff goes on first, then cold stuff, then shelf-stables, then medicine, chemicals, and breads…exceptions for large heavy things like cases of water or soda…those stay in the cart and become the foundation for the packed bags, obviously. That way frozen stuff gets bagged first, and usually has polygonal packaging so it makes a good base at the bottom of the bag. Then the refrigerated stuff is kept cool from the frozen stuff on the bottom of the bag, and now when I go to unload everything, all the stuff that goes in the fridge is in the same bags. Naturally all the stuff that goes in the pantry, medicine cabinet, and under the sink/laundryroom are all together, too. Though sometimes I just don’t bag and put all the stuff right back into my cart and load it up into a tote or a hamper in my trunk. Bagging groceries is ultimately a waste of time when you’re just gonna unbag them in 10 minutes anyway)