I’m gonna wear my grandfather’s old ghost costume. It’s really high quality linen. My drycleaner was speechless, like he couldn’t believe what he was seeing. Like he’d seen a ghost. He even told me he couldn’t clean it and to take it somewhere else. It’s that high quality. That’s the type of “wow” I hope to get.

If she is not 64 then she is 32.

If she is not 32 then she is 16.

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Semi-related PSA for when Disney is eventually uncancelled…

If you find yourself at Animal Kingdom, try to get on some of the later safari rides. Like, closer to dusk. Usually not much of a line. Totally different experience than during the day.

That’s when you might hear the kitties meow like 15 feet from the van.

Let’s take a look at plus-size models. That’s a really good example.

It makes this rift between haas/body acceptance and what’s really actually healthy.

But on the flip side, super-skinny models aren’t exactly healthy, either.

Both normalize unhealthy weight and lead to population-wide body image problems and related eating disorders. Then you get things like social media throwing rocket fuel on that fire.

I don’t see how either is “woke” though.

Link shorteners and redirectors, especially new and lesser-known ones tend to get caught in the fray with things like Google Safe Browsing (which FF uses as well) and Smart Screen.

It’s because the original/shortened link gets reported and not the real/destination site. Then the domain (of the shortener/redirector) gets flagged, instead of the real site.

This happened to me at work this very week, with a redirector service that’s a part of our email security stack. FF and Chrome were both blocking links that were safe, because the redirector service itself was classified as sus.

Another past time lost to COVID. Now everybody teletrips.

That song was actually made by/for SR-71.

Mitch Allen gave it to BFS because he thought it would be a better fit. He absolutely was right about that…but if you find the SR-71 version, it’s not that bad on its own.

Sorta like “Hey Mario”…that was also a cover.

Also BFS has an album of all pop covers, and it’s fun.

It is, however, very suspiciously close to 2^32 (4,294,967,296) milliseconds.

I’m headin’ down the Atlanta highway

No it’s not…2^16 is 65,536.

1194 • (60 • 60) = 1194 • 3600 = 4,298,400

Your closest power of 2 is 2^22…4,194,304

On a Netflix Original Series…👨‍🍳💋

Temu tyrants. Fucking great.

Ok let’s start with one. How does one even start to make a self-propelling machine that cuts wheat stalks at ground level?

I just made it up for funsies.

And I was geeking over “yo, ojo, capitain” when I made that up. Because “yo” means “I”, and “ojo” means “eye”…I-Eye. Aye-aye.

And it is pronounced like “Yo, O-ho”. Like “Yo-Ho”. Like a pirate.

And then capitain, like the famous rum, captain Morgan.

Aka “leche de pirata”.

Yo, ojo, capitán.

It’s the same total amount of leches, just a little less of each one.

Like when you get a four cheese pizza. It’s pretty much the same total amount of cheese.

¿Cuatro leches? ¿En esta económica?

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Well…Excedrin stacks Aspirin and Caffeine too. I’d always thought the caffeine was because caffeine withdrawal can cause headaches.

It’s actually not uncommon. People expect and manifest symptoms all the time.

What side effects a drug would be likely to cause, the pharmacologist likely knows long before ever giving it to a human. When the human reports side effects that the drug is unlikely to cause…that human was probably a placebo.