Don’t tell your mother.

Isn’t this what hostnamectl is supposed to handle?

I consider myself pretty smart.

My old roommate had this friend that would come over tho. And him…he’s probably very lucky his first and last name are only four letters each, or he may still have trouble writing it to this day.

I could feel the IQ drop when he walked in the room.

I don’t understand. Is this a Nazi pedophile who molested baby Addie?

Is it, though?

Heh I’ve been making my wife do this since my 32nd birthday.

She still doesn’t understand binary and thinks I’m a nerd when I try to explain it to her.

Maybe this year, when it’s 1+8+32, things will click.

He wants to be a cowboy.

Anybody else getting the feeling that “just put them up for adoption” is code for “just throw them into the child prostitute hiring pool”?

I know you’re joking but it’s really survival of the fittest.

Branches that are too low and get hit by trucks don’t grow very far into the road.

Yep. I switched to flavored seltzer and now I barely drink regular water. Flavored seltzer fills two slots.

TRUMP WINS

HYSTERECTOMY

Mu-Mu-Mu-Murder
Chi-Chi-Chi-Chicken

Maybe not but I’m surprised yours doesn’t. It’s been a common feature for a while, and how long do modern fridges last? Like 5 years?

End my torment.

Na.

-al, heathen.

Modern fridges just…do that.

My fridge sends a push notification if the door is opened too long.

Well, it’s also possible that all of these other people have faith in the system that Epstein was fully rehabilitated by going to jail 12 hours a day for a few months.

In the same way that its also possible that monkeys will fly out of my butt and deliver me a million dollars.

You’re getting downvoted but you’re seeing the big picture.

The way elections work now, Democrats know they don’t have to cater to coastal cities. They got the big EC votes in the bag as long as they pay minimal lip service

Not so much because “vote blue no matter who”, moreso “republicans are verifiably, objectively evil and the system is rigged to prevent a third party from succeeding, so this is the only choice”.

No, the real battle is the purple states.

When you consider the current media landscape (and mainly the fact that nearly all local and national broadcast, and print media, and major social media, is owned by pedos or pedo sympathizers), I sincerely do not think that a progressive message will be able to penetrate that information bubble deep enough to get the state.

So they gotta cast a net that appeals to a majority of those voters.

Which is probably not possible with a PoC or any body who sits to pee, which is another problem all together.

This is all also assuming a free and fair election, which I’m having more doubts on every day.

I’m a white boy but in highschool my best friend was 1st-generation Chinese-American.

His parents owned a Chinese restaurant that I worked at…Americanized Chinese, like everyone in America is used to.

While I worked there his parents also opened up an authentic Chinese restaurant.

Most of the stuff on the menu, Americans would ball at. There were dead ducks and pigs hanging in the window.

But I tried cow tongue there for the first time. It was amazing. And something else with white sauce I don’t remember what it was but it was so damn good.

I had a falling out with him, and the parents lost their restaurants in COVID.