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This is the forbidden 7/11 cup at my BILs house.

Hydrogen’s cool man. It’s just like, one little proton out there in the universe, with his Jiminy Cricket Electron buddy circling around all times, making sure he stays balanced. An unfathomable number of them, more than anything else. All exactly the same yet repelled by each other, like speed dating at comic-con.

They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy.

Heh my kid has a T-shirt like this.

Except white-on-black.

And his name is Bob.

(And yes, I keep wanting to say he has Bitch Tits every time I read the damn thing. Fucking meatloaf).

It was like $2 on Temu and it was his favorite shirt until it fell apart in the wash a week later.

J/k. It’s made of plastic. The shirt will outlive him and probably the rest of humanity.

A suspended sentence is just the ultimate slap on the wrist tho.

It’s basically saying “Yeah you did a bad thing, just stay out of trouble for a few months and we’ll call it even, k?”

Ah, so you’ve heard of me?

This was probably designed by Copilot.

Windows is honestly an abusive operating system.

It needs to learn it’s place. The operating system exists for the benefit of the human, not the other way around.

The only logical explanation for its popularity is Stockholm Syndrome on a massive scale.

Anesthesiologist probably took this one.

This is kinda like the setup when my wife had her Cesarian. Curtain up over the waist, wide awake, anesthesiologist right behind.

She explained that it felt like rummaging around inside a purse, except she was the purse.

No mommy, don’t do it again .

I don’t understand the whole hating the Jews thing.

Had they not killed Jesus, his story would be worthless. They made him a martyr. They’re responsible for making Christianity in the first place

Oh wait now I understand.

I’d rather the minions be responsible for killing Hitler than the asshole that got all the credit in the real world.

Omg that looks just like my dog. Same coloring and derpy face…and my dog is missing his testicles…but otherwise…wow.

Half brother.

At least in America he’d get a 3/5ths brother.

This is intentional they build them on the ground then pull them up. Much less crane fees

Why do I feel like this duck is voiced by Trey Parker?

Meanwhile can’t even get menthols in MA.

What about fat-bottomed girls?