Nah man, mayo is oil and eggs. You add in milk and sugar and cinnamon and you got French toast.

The egg does something to it, texturally.

Kursgesagt Hentai? Where?

Same. Harry Potter wears glasses. What’s next, you gonna tell me that Clark Kent looks like Superman??

Only manatees are known to do this. Womanatees are disgusted by the practice.

Like a base, but for your data.

Reminds me of when I was getting pissed off that, on my work computer, Windows would randomly close Teams Windows and browser tabs, exactly every 59 seconds.

Till I found out that the windows version of caffeine hits the F15 key every 59 seconds by default. I had previously set up PowerToys to map an “extra” key on my keyboard to do Ctrl+W. That “extra” key actually turned out to be F15.

Maybe you’re wired different. I skimmed the whole thing twice, specifically looking for the directions section, knowing how it should look. I missed it the first time…I thought the joke was that there weren’t any directions, or they were hidden on a page 2.

Maybe my ADHD mind?

I definitely get what OP is saying tho. Having an unknown and changing number of warnings, before the directions, in the same typeface as the directions, could make it more dangerous.

Ideally there would be a color-coded label system for different types/severities of warnings, and the direction clearly printed above/near the top. Having all the warnings first didn’t make me read them, just the bolded parts, looking for the directions. Directions are the most looked-for thing, they should be in an obvious place.

This is like the drug companies following supermarket logic, putting the milk in the back corner of the store hoping you impulse a bunch of stuff on the way. But instead tricking the customer into learning something, the customer says “all this science shit is boring and scary sounding” and they go get the raw milk from the farm stand because that doesn’t “need” warnings.

Ooh this makes me want to do like a fantasy immigration draft round of outspoken American celebrity Trump critics.

Who gets Jimmy Fallon?

Man could you just imagine what could happen if someone walking by just happened to flick a lit cigarette or 20 into that pile?

Upper quintile is just tired of explaining Deinocheirus to normies.

Is that Tommy Chong???

PIA has OpenVPN or IPsec profiles (I forget which) that can be imported into NetworkManager. You just have to put in your account info.

I don’t think every location has one…but a lot do.

Does the Rolex do the chief function of a watch (keep time) better than a $30 Time ?

So you’re saying what it really does is communicate that you’re a superficial asshole and/or sucker.

Press X to doubt…they didn’t have Ikea until well after the medieval period.

You wanna know something sweet and innocent?

When my oldest was like…3 or 4 (he’s nine now) the kid would hear that line and then say “What’s ‘soapin’?”.

So glad that was the part of “horse open” that he asked about.

He also (still) thinks the Eric Clapton song “Cocaine” is saying “Cooking”. Sometimes I sing it to him at bedtime with that lyric.

She don’t like
She don’t like
She don’t like… Cooking.

Haven’t we solved that? How does offshore oil work?

I asked ChatGPT if it would ever maliciously give me a wrong answer and it said no, so I believe it.

Ahh…I see the problem.

Sometimes I rubber duck with ChatGPT.

Honestly I’ve learned more in a few months of fixing its mistakes than I had in years of being on the job.

Ime Google AI is much worse about making up wrong answers to sound right.

If I’d ask ChatGPT and Google AI to help me craft a set of Ansible tasks to do something rather simple but also something I don’t do very often, like converting PEM certs + key to PKCS12…they’d both write a playbook that’s close, but ChatGPT would be much closer.

But they both say crazy shit sometimes. The other day ChatGPT told me Fedora 40 is the latest release and 43 is still in testing.