If we can’t have shitposts then what can we have?

Ehh still better than reddit’s.

This book requires a little help from its friends.

These are your Friends.

These are your Friends on Epstein Island.

Any questions?

Note, I don’t think there’s any direct link between these two and Epstein. There is with Gates tho. And Perry died of a ketamine overdose.

Ngl I think the second half is kinda dark.

It’s also useful to think of the “ground” plane as a sort of well of potential charger carriers

I…think I understand ground loops (audio) now.

You mean to tell me that there are people out there whose job it is to design lunatics?

That’s fucking awesome. Like a real-life comic book author.

Ootl, what happened? Did he shit his pants on live TV again?

They told him to keep the tip, and, well…

That’s a post-nut nap if I’ve ever seen one.

All I can think about is the absurd amount of corn that gets shat after eating a famous bowl.

I didn’t even think famous bowls had that much corn to begin with.

Uh salt gets rid of ICE.

Ask for it by name. “Uh Salt”.

Some day we’ll have haptic feedback so good on phones, it’ll feel like you’re stroking a furry wall.

Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime…so I shitpost on company time.

Fairly certain I ran into these guys on my way towards the Goblin King.

A Gebra named Al, I think. I remember reading that in class in like eighth grade.

One of the best examples of how it’s expensive to be poor.

We got a BJs (regional wholesale club) membership around the time our first was born. It was worth it just for diapers and wipes. Hell, when he was on formula, a giant jar at BJs cost the same as a medium jar at the supermarket.

A lot of things were like this, but the best examples were the ones that take up the most space and either get used (comparatively) slowly or go bad relatively quickly. Like paper goods. Frozen anything. Fresh meat, produce, dairy.

But if you don’t have the space to store that stuff (and especially to stock up when there are coupons/sales), you’re missing out.

I’m thinking of buying a chest freezer just so I have a bunch of frozen pizzas on hand so we have no excuse to order delivery when we get home too tired to cook. On that use case alone, the freezer would probably pay for itself by 6 months, including electricity.

Can’t do that if you’ve got a 600sqft studio.

Sometimes one big purchase might be worth it to get a membership for. Like tires. How much you’d save on a set of tires would be less than the cost of a first-year membership, especially if you got a Groupon. But if you don’t have the space to store wholesale goods, it’s probably not even on your radar.

That happened to me on vacation, and why I was a member of the Houston Museum of Natural History (I think that’s what it was called), despite only being there one time and living like 1200mi away. For my family of four to go and park, tour the museum, see a planetarium show, etc, it was cheaper to become a member, even if we’d never be coming back during its term.

Is she…staring directly at the X-ray itself?

Like, I don’t pretend to understand how X-rays work. I know they emit a wavelength of light that goes through soft tissue like nothing.

And I know normally, nowadays (or at least before digital came around), there would be a piece of x-ray sensitive film on one side of the object, and a bulb that shone x-ray onto it, which would then be developed (i think in a process sort of similar to polaroid but I could be mistaken again).

The dentists panoramic X-ray that swung around your head like something out of a sci-fi VR movie was the coolest, imo.

But…it looks like she’s looking directly at his foot through a special lens? Does it just put some sort of filter between her and the X-ray that makes it look like a really bright flashlight through the fleshy bits between your fingers?

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.

Whose your friend who likes to play?

Realizing now that there are probably people here who were Riley’s age (11) when that movie came out (2015)…