“OnlyFans Paid For This” tattoo but above your chemo port scar.
God bless America.
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“Proud parent of an OnlyFans ‘student’”
I wish I had this on my minivan.
96% of the day is better than 76% of the pay.
It’s a bullshit part of the day we lose, anyway. Seriously, who needs 2am?
What’d they say before we invented barns?
Who
The owls.
Who
No, I mean, what did the people call them!
Who
Barn owls! What were they called before barns!
Who
72·4 days agoMy employer sends out a sheet every year that itemizes our entire comp package.
The single most expensive is my insurance, a family EPO with a $750/1500 deductible.
I pay $8200/yr. My employer pays nearly $33,000.
Forty. Thousand. Dollars. For one family.
Plus another $10k or so for Medicare and Dental and Vision.
$50k, per year, all told.
That is equal to roughly half of the median household income in my town.
And then deductibles, co-pays, etc.
And then…the fuckers…you put money in your FSA but can’t locate the receipt for reimbursement? Fuck off man, that money is for your employer now.
Our President is fucking children with zero consequence, and I need to show a fucking receipt to reimburse a fucking $3 prescription, with my own money that I put there.
After myself and my employer already paid $50k combined into the system?
Fuck this country man.
Fallout Boy (or, specifically, Patrick Stump) also does the theme song for “Spidey and His Amazing Friends” and “Hot Wheels: Let’s Race!”
Not nearly as big of a story but you should hear about BER - The Night Begins to Shine..
- Written in 2005 as an assignment to "create an 80s-style song for a music library’s
- In 2014, appeared in an episode of Teen Titans Go for fewer than 10s as a throwaway joke.
- Immediately Hit #23 in Billboard charts
- Inspired TTG to make followup miniseries with covers by bands like Fallout Boy and Ceelo Green
5·5 days agoGenies out of the bottle now man.
Look forward to an arms race and eventually a cold war. This is our generations nuke.
It says “Trump” underneath.
Always has been.
No I meant Usha.
That dog has an uncanny resemblance to JD Vance. Maybe it’s the beard?
“This salad tastes like pussy” vibes.
Years ago I would try to hide my pot smoking from my parents.
Now I am hiding my pot smoking from my kids.
Someday my kids will be hiding their pot smoking from me.
And my dad ended up getting into hydroponic gardening shortly after I moved out.
The circle of life, man.
Idk but he looks like Temu Adam Devine.
Mom can we get The Righteous Gemstones?
We have The Righteous Gemstones at home!
…The Righteous Gemstones:
Faith, what are you doing? Rainbow Tables are for the CS class!
Connect 4 is still played in two dimensions tho…