$2.99 for three ears of corn? Man that’s cheaper than getting it from the pirates…they want a buck an ear!

That’s a savings of 0.33333~ cents per ear. Put those infinitely repeating 3s into a HYSA and you’ll be millionaire before you know it.

Throw the bullet first. Then make sure they know the next one will be faster.

4 Michelob Ultras. That’s like, 1 beer.

I do remember one night I was high as fuck and went to Ruby Tuesdays or TGI Fridays or IDGAF Thursdays or something, and there was this party of four that were just the drunkest, rowdiest, gayest men I think I had ever seen. Like, name a gay stereotype, there were at least 2 of them at the table.

Anyways they had a rant about Michelob Ultras, and it was probably the funniest conversation I ever overheard. I completely forgot about until I looked at the receipt and it jogged my memory. It became a meme among a group of friends I broke ties with like a dozen years ago. Now all I remember is Michelob Ultra and that’s it. Also, I’m high as fuck now. Weird how that works.

That looks like ASAC Schrader and Heisenberg…

I had to do some work for the town of Newtown, CT, where Sandy Hook is. It was several months after when I was there, working with the local government offices, and you could still feel collective trauma hanging in the air.

Can you try that again, without having a stroke?

Hey now.

Count them.

Can it detect puberty 10 years early too?

Man, imagine being Bill Clinton. He may become the first person to get two different presidents impeached because he got a blow job.

Which is also amazing because she is simultaneously a target herself for being muggle-born. To the point that she had to erase herself from her own parents memories.

Meanwhile in the real world, bigotry is still common among oppressed groups. See also: racism in LGBT communities, self-hating Jews, Catholics/Protestants, close-the-border 1st and 2nd gen immigrants etc.

I find it amazing that she can be so fucking tone deaf.

Like, wasn’t half of your entire best-selling series about equality/prejudice, you daft fucking terf?

I do believe that would insinuate a desire to perform sodomy in a domineering fashion, over said person.

Sodomy is of course inferred by the presumed gender of both individuals. There could of course be other penetrative sexual acts (as such is the strict connotation of the verb “fuck”, in this context), not necessarily sodomy, though barring other qualifiers, it is the default.

To perform a penetrative sexual act, it is assumed that the person making the statement has a member capable of performing said act. This may be organic or prosthetic, and some may who have an organic member may choose to use a prosthetic, or elect a champion as part of the original phrasing (I.e. “fuck (subject) with a donkey dick”). What is important, however, is that the speaker has some capability of performing the penetrative sexual activity prior to making the statement, or, at a minimum, a concept of a plan.

Operation Devils Triangle.

Operation Silent Boof.

“I did not have sexual relations with that Clinton”

Narrator: it was Socks

I feel so seen right now.

I’d imagine it involves Monica.

Either Lewinsky, or the one from Friends. Could go either way.

Does this kill the bug?

Like, for real…what are the chances of the bug getting hit by the blade, in the first place? Its one fast blade vs one real small bug. Possibly one with the gift of flight.

Then it’s in a bag full of grass. And aren’t most bugs passive breathers? So wouldn’t all the air rushing through the vacuum into the bag just like, idk, give them superpowers or something?

Officially it was a suicide. Or at least according to the Don(ald).