I left the house yesterday to take my kids to a water park hotel…but when we were on our way, I noticed he had water shoes on, and I know we didn’t pack any shoes.
Fortunately we were able to find these flip-flops at a store on the way. They were only $1, but meh…he likes video games and he needs something besides swim shoes.
But my wife noticed there’s a healthbar that looks mildly-penis and now I can’t I see it.
You’re seeing something I’m not. If your seeing a penis then maybe you should check yourself. Because I see a heart and bar.
I see a penis that’s 80% charged but pointed left.
I checked with my doctor. It looks like I’ve cum down with a terminal case of horny. Pray for me 🙏
I was wondering if this is what he was talking about because it didn’t even look mildly penis enough. I had to check here because I thought I missed something.
OP, I’m concerned if you think this is how penises look. You may want to see a doctor.
I couldn’t find it at all. Then you pointed it out and I vaguely see it now
Only if you look far off and have dick on your mind. Zoom in and its a heart and I saw a toy gun.