I left the house yesterday to take my kids to a water park hotel…but when we were on our way, I noticed he had water shoes on, and I know we didn’t pack any shoes.
Fortunately we were able to find these flip-flops at a store on the way. They were only $1, but meh…he likes video games and he needs something besides swim shoes.
But my wife noticed there’s a healthbar that looks mildly-penis and now I can’t I see it.
I mean, with all due respect to your undoubtedly wonderful son who will now be forever known as “dickfoot”, I’m not sure how justifies even mild annoyance, much less miniscule fury. Pareidolia is in the eye of the beholder, not that of the sight. It’s a pixelated heart with a streamer, not a penis. It’s only barely phallic if you stretch phallic as a term far longer than you should ever stretch an actual phallus.
Funny as fuck all! But not really something to be infuriated over.
Hope you and Dickfoot have a wonderful day!