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Wake up
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Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
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Hide the scars to fade away the shake up
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Leave your keys upon the table
You forgot step 5:
- Create another fable
“I think I would know if I forgot my keys on the table, Ben. Why would I lie?”
headbangs
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Repeat after me: no checking phone screen until out of bed
Do what I do: set morning usage restrictions on your phone. When you wake up, immediately bypass them. Progress!
I’m not allowed to look at a screen until I see the sky without glass between it and myself
I have to wait until I’m at work.
Yeah, that’s the only time where it feels fulfilling actually 🤣
So kind of our employers to find a comfy well-lit office buikding for us to scroll through memes on, while we actually buckle down to work on the last 2 days of the week, eorkkmg from home.
Acoustics: Wake up 5 mins later than usual, making you skip the first step of the perfectly planned morning routine: MY DAY IS RUINED!! I might aswell skip work and hit me unconscious till tomorrow.
I am acoustic and i hear this.
New band name: Electrically Amplified Autism.
Then there’s acustic with time vortex capability. Read the whole internet, day is ruined anyway.
This is just a screen addiction being swept under the rug
That’s the exact reason I have my adderall and a glass of water sitting right next to my alarm. Doing just that has shaved an hour of faffing around off my morning routine.
remembers hunger exists, forgot to get groceries
I don’t sleep in pajamas, but that happens sometimes
my family still thinks adhd is “hey look a squirrel disease” but every time I see a post about it I have an “oh fuck I’m literally doing that right now” moment and get more pissed off at them
When you could be scrolling instagram or watching youtube videos like a neurotypical.
I’m doing that right now. Really should get up.
