Why are you posting a pic of my fleshlight?

I am a jack of all trades because I have ADHD.

We’ll need a shit ton of that purple PVC glue though.

Nope, because you can’t use PVC for piping steam. You’re going to need to use metal pipe. Iron pipe is the cheapest bet but it’s such a pain to work with. Personally I’d run copper. I think that’s to code for low pressure steam anyways.

Wait, if it’s going into space then whos building codes are we using?

Jokes on you, I don’t poop. I just use toilet paper to blow my nose.

You’re over 30?

Fuck miligrams. Do grams of LSD. Meet god.

As long as you say “no homo”.

His listeners are the kind of people who smoke newports through a hole in their neck.

heat pumps don’t actually create heat

🤓 ACKSHUALLY

Heat pumps create a fair bit of heat due to friction and electrical resistance in the compressor.

Husband could be a tulpa.

Ey gril, can I get a peak at them glands?

~I prefer adrenal by thyroid also works in a pinch.~

I’d rather be first than than anything after that. Because after one or maybe two, he’s going to be forcing it and it gets much more risky.

All at once?

I was actually tier 3 support. I just also happened to be the sole support for one specific area which meant even low level tickets from there got automatically directed to me.

Earlier hyperbole aside, I honestly fuckin love my job now. If I didn’t rely on having an income, I would still be doing this for free. But working a desk job drove me nuts. I’m sure it’s great for a lot of people but I just can’t do it.

The trades can attract fairly diverse people because you don’t have to fit into an office. Generally you’re just given your work and you’re expected to do it. Welders especially can easily be specialized enough that they can’t really be micromanaged.

As a current tradesman who is regularly burned, electrocuted, and cut on the job while rolling around in filthy crawl spaces, dragging 100 lb of gear up a ladder onto scorching rooftops, or freezing inside walk in deep freezers… working an IT desk job was way worse.

I would sooner stick my tongue in a 480V panel than have to go back to answering “printer don’t work” tickets.

Really? I just get an immediate login wall on mobile.

From what I’ve heard, it’s less that the actual employer cares and more the the employer gets a discount on their insurance rates if they drug test employees.

Daba dee daba die