Textured for nobodies pleasure.

Where’s violet when you need her. I remember her posting about telling her boyfriend to not shower.

Protip, just tell them it’s a business number. I’ve done that twice and suddenly the number of spam calls I get dropped off a cliff.

I don’t even get woken at all.

Are you still sleeping?

Basically. We had previously driven the screw worm south of the darian gap and we had been keeping it there by continuously dropping sterile flys across the region to prevent them from breeding. But the mitigation measures were cut to save money so now we’re back to having screw worm in the US.

Are your feet AI generated?

Just set ANFOgetaboutit.

Damn that’s an expensive garrage cooler. Nice get. I hope it’s a conditioned garrage though. That cooler doesn’t like high or low ambient temps.

That’s way too mich effort spent on those morons. If they don’t have the money then I tell them leave and go back to what I was doing before. I am not about to spend any amount time entertaining someone who is trying to rip me off. I don’t even care if they somehow “find” the rest of the money. I’m done dealing with them. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I remember one time I was at a large industrial site working on a cabinet cooler (dedicated air conditioning for large electrical cabinets) on a motor drive cabinet which was was running 480V 3 phase with feeder wires the size of my thumb when their safety guy walked by and saw me poking at the cooler fan with a screwdriver. The conversation went something like this.

Safety guy looking rather concerned: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Cabinet is getting warm because the cooler quit. The fan motor isn’t running so I’m trying to give it a bump start with a screwdriver to see if the motor is siezed. Gotta do it this way because otherwise I have to pull the whole cooler off the cabinet to access it properly.”

Safety: “You know those wires there are 480V right?”

Me: “Yup.”

Safety: “You know those will kill you if you touch them right?”

Me: “That’s why I’m not touching them.”

Could also electrocute though if your body is a better path to ground than the bad connection.

*Unvirgins your boots

Wearing nothing but booty shorts with “straight man” bedazzled on the ass and a feather boa in straight pride colors.

Which head?

Authoritarianism is when the government does stuff.

Same, except I actually understood them perfectly. I just want to hear them talk more.

Not to mention, indoors you have to worry about building code issues. Ansel systems, air exhaust, air makeup, etc. In a temporary structure none of those codes apply. The last thing you want to do is publicly televise breaking the law.

stupid fucking comment

FTFY