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Cake day: September 30th, 2023

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  • so pigeons outside only have wet splat poops because of some sort of microbe, and normally they should poop nugs. but a pigeon laying eggs will hold it in longer and poop out cigars. The smaller birds like cockatiel or budgie will poop out little pellets that cleanly fit between the grills. Sickly old retired bird from the shelter on daily meds will poop out gross slimey puddles. The senegal parrot will attack the robot mop and flip it…









  • there is no amount of waste you could produce that would come even close to what a single grocery store does. I worked at one of the loblaw owned stores as a kid and it was absolutely shameful how much just got thrown away. And that’s not even including the stuff that logically has to be thrown out like when people return perishables you can’t trust them to be safe enough to sell


  • I have an irritatingly strong sense of smell but as long as I’m not wearing a respirator I can smell smokers from a kinda freakish distance and none could ever sneak up on me. Me saying “morning paul” the moment he enters the room while wearing a sleeping eye mask and lazing on the break room sofa weirded out the others for some time. I can still smell the mixture of knockoff marlboro and mint superslims when I close my eyes.

    It also doesn’t matter how hot someone is, once they are in scent range my brain replaces what my eyes are seeing with one of those smoke room podium type ash trays. Its just a side effect of super nose powers.