please excuse him while he leaves to use the bathroom

I need a video like this but for coffee.
https://youtu.be/n02tImce3AE
I just have a gut feeling that coffee people are just as wrong about a lot of the things they say as guitar people. I can’t even test myself because at some point any and all coffee just started to taste bad to me even though it was one of my favourite things before.

harambe’s father is george bush?!?!

Dell’s bots give you the runaround and even have fake Indian names and ask you to answer the most stupid questions and do utterly idiotic diagnostic procedures. I guess you are meant to think its an outsourced human agent that’s just really stupid but they don’t want you to have a bad impression of India.

you know when people do things that made you wish you had come up with it first?

I really liked the “you could do this all along?”-ness of it

Some companies seem to be able to change the contract whenever they want and bar access if you dont accept. Cell providers in my area seemingly aren’t allowed to do that but it feels like everyone else can, especially regarding digital media.

wait what? when was firefox used as an installer?

I used to game with a guy that swore by ps/2 keyboard for the interrupt supposedly making his inputs easier to perfectly time, but he got into a heated argument with my other gaming buddy over whether or not his mobo just had a usb ps/2 port that was basically a built in adapter and I never heard from either of them since.

I wish arch was a thing back then so I could have thrown in the standard line and have the last laugh.

even fumes from lead free solder make me feel ill and cause headaches if I don’t use an extractor and keep my face back. Holding it with my mouth seems like a bit much.

I’m ok with that.

unrealistic body expectations again… where is the hair?

weird timing for me to see this. my appointment is tomorrow.

This made me realize I’ve never actually heard anyone say Copenhagen

O Penbee Esdee

I happen to like speaking with a rocket surgery vibe

I don’t leave them unattended. I let them do whatever they want with anything already destroyed, and they seem to have fun if I chase them around to distract them from other stuff seeing as they come to poke me then run away when I stop following them.

I’ve been told they are an invasive species but I’m no bug researcher.

I will 100% toss the green ones to the neighbour’s chickens. They fuck up my cabbages leaving just the veins and little poop dots then fly away as detestable white moths to fuck up everyone else’s shit. Sometimes I borrow a couple chickens and just let them go find all the yummy buggies themselves. They are so silly and make a fun show out of decimating my enemies.

I don’t like stop sign props. real stop signs are heavy as fuck. I wouldn’t be able to even hold it in that pose