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Wake up
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Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
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Hide the scars to fade away the shake up
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Leave your keys upon the table
You forgot step 5:
- Create another fable
“I think I would know if I forgot my keys on the table, Ben. Why would I lie?”
headbangs
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Repeat after me: no checking phone screen until out of bed
Do what I do: set morning usage restrictions on your phone. When you wake up, immediately bypass them. Progress!
I’m not allowed to look at a screen until I see the sky without glass between it and myself
I have to wait until I’m at work.
Yeah, that’s the only time where it feels fulfilling actually 🤣
So kind of our employers to find a comfy well-lit office buikding for us to scroll through memes on, while we actually buckle down to work on the last 2 days of the week, eorkkmg from home.
Acoustics: Wake up 5 mins later than usual, making you skip the first step of the perfectly planned morning routine: MY DAY IS RUINED!! I might aswell skip work and hit me unconscious till tomorrow.
New band name: Electrically Amplified Autism.
I am acoustic and i hear this.
Then there’s acustic with time vortex capability. Read the whole internet, day is ruined anyway.
That’s the exact reason I have my adderall and a glass of water sitting right next to my alarm. Doing just that has shaved an hour of faffing around off my morning routine.
remembers hunger exists, forgot to get groceries
This is just a screen addiction being swept under the rug
I don’t sleep in pajamas, but that happens sometimes
my family still thinks adhd is “hey look a squirrel disease” but every time I see a post about it I have an “oh fuck I’m literally doing that right now” moment and get more pissed off at them
When you could be scrolling instagram or watching youtube videos like a neurotypical.
I’m doing that right now. Really should get up.
