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  • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
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    I need the sauce behind this

  • nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I feel unable to judge without seeing the actual table.

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Pastels: could be tasteful

      Neon: what happened to your eyes?

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      Imagine this, but in a word doc:

    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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      Yeah.

      I usually colour code tables to draw attention to key areas.

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        I do it all the time at work as an engineer. Red/bold for bad numbers, green/bold for good numbers. Maybe orange/bold for mixed bag

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          Red/green isn’t really a good combination due to color blindness. Either go blue/orange or at least add icons like ↑ and ↓ next to it.

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            or at least add icons like ↑ and ↓ next to it.

            C# in Excel can’t even properly pull values from a table correctly. No way I’m going to waste 2-3 trying to make it concatenate non-alphanumeric characters into cells.

            At work, there isn’t anyone I have to send tables to that is colorblind. And if that changes, they can make a request. Until then, I’m sticking with red/green

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              C# in Excel

              What is this abomination you speak of? Are you creating your reports by going C# into Excel? O.o

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        If it was color-coded, it would almost certainly not be referred to as a rainbow.

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      Yeah. My conditional formatting makes some of my Excel tables look like I’m defragging my harddrive.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Here is a colored chart of all my favorite colors:

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      Where are my dark colors? I wanna be broody and edgy

    • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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      Why do you hate UV and infrared?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        I’m not a shrimp 🤷‍♂️

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          Sounds like something someone who doesn’t want tonget eaten would say.

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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        You don’t see them?

    • FackCurs@lemmy.world
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      Why do you hate brown? Pastel colors?

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      all colors

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    Not using colors in scientific writing is discarding a valuable information channel and therefore inefficient. When you are already limited in the allowed word count, this can speed up conveying information and reduce cognitive strain on readers (and possibly yourself). So it’s a win-win.

    This should not end in chaos though, where colours are more confusing than helpful.

    The times when we had to print out each and every single page on a crappy black/white office printer are luckily becoming more and more a thing of the past. So even this is no longer a good reason to not use colours.

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      Be sure to be careful and thoughtful in your color palette though because if colors are important to the understanding of information then it should be accessible.

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    A friend once received an email riddled with misspellings and grammatical errors from her boss that critiqued her (appropriate) use of exclamation points. Specifically, that appearing cheerful was not professional.

    Some people just like to be miserable.

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      The most competent white collar workers I know use exclamation points to the near exclusion of all other pronunciation. This is wild

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    Ah the heady experience of a virgin clown-sighting. We all remember. Bring on the rainbows, Little Bobby Tables.

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    Faith, what are you doing? Rainbow Tables are for the CS class!

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    The APA table I imagined.

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      They can’t even have a pile of baking soda and some baggies?

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        THE APA drank beer and kicked ass, they didnt need any illicit drugs to do that. Pure Spite and booze fueld them.

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    Well, rainbow tables are really valuable in certain disciplines, just not those rainbow tables

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      What if they’re rainbow coloured rainbow tables? (The thought that someone would print out rainbow tables for their thesis is slightly amusing)

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        Well, for when you’re 300 pages short and you add an appendix…

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    There’s nothing wrong with rainbow tables. Printing them sounds a bit excessive, though.

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    Seeing “Why!” makes my brain angry lol

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      Why, land sakes! What has your jimmies rustled?

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    First plagiarism and how this? - Get your shit together Faith!

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    I’ve only ever been academia adjacent and I’m glad. Some of the most soulless people I’ve ever met. It’s the lab grunts who know how to party. Until they have the life sucked out of them to meet some arbitrary writing spec for a journal

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    Haven’t been able to locate the definitive source, but there are several of these out there with Faith and Professor Kutaywa.

    Believe it originates somewhere on LinkedIn, but very rare for a LinkedIn meme to escape the platform.

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    Clearly fake - no-one puts first supervisor in their email signature!

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