You really want a person gently brushed with ocd on that grill tho

Calvin’s dad: “the stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud”

Cause they found their bag holders.

You just have to get sponsored by Epstein and away you go.

That is one cute femboy, with an impeccable tuck.

He has actually replaced his frontal cortex with a ganglion in a leather jacket.

“Dealer high on own supply says everyone should get high”

I thought racial abuse was already generally illegal in the UK?

That maintenance contract is insane.

I live in a host city and I’d say we are maintaining our world cup homeostasis. No signs of fever whatsoever.

Policy as fight promotion, everybody.

I’m probably a lot older than you

I have stayed out of the sun/worn hats/worn face wraps as much as I could my whole adult life.

I also inject estradiol subQ once a week.

The real story: how much are they going to have to pay, to whom, to make this go away?

Yeah I get this more often. People routinely guess I’m 15 years younger than I am.

Perfect

I’m with your wife on that one, that’s creepy.

Oh yes please yes please, every Catholic engineer go for it.

They are completely authorized to ask for this as a religious accommodation, and Catholics in particular have gotten all kinds of shit this way in the past.

“Jet engine” is absolutely relevant because it gives a clue about the 24/7 banshee wail you’ll be hearing. Most non engineers don’t associate “turbine” with hearing loss.

“Backup motorcycle engine” is actually a pretty good description for a random honda backyard generator.

Bullshit. Republicans always believed in it.