Good.

We need to go back to printed almanacs

As you climb the layer cake, be a shit umbrella not a shit funnel.

Meh.

I loved the 90s, hit em at the right age

How come nobody told me that Hasan Piker is a hottie?

Well it was causing me distress in my personal life, I was pretty successful at work.

I thought I was autistic but turns out I have a different set of things that manifest similarly on the screeners but have totally different origins and approaches.

I don’t think that’s what these folks are talking about though.

I have been told that I give strong Ms Frizzle vibes

Kissing is more intimate than sex for many, many people.

There are lots of people I would fuck but not kiss.

If the guys are straight, being willing to double team a girl but not make out with each other makes total sense.

Better late than never I guess. But it’s pretty fucking late.

Economists are happy to see us all go extinct if it increases Bezos’s NPV by 1%.

They are a major reason we are so fucked right now.

When you’re 80 the thing is the size of a tennis ball so it’s easy to find.

Holy cow that article was 90% glazing this dude.

I’m assuming it’s slop because I’d like it to be true.

I have a friend at Google who been saying “sorry p0 bug” so much in the last month…

This guy clearly doesn’t have the stomach for the job.

Some plants are shade loving and would do great under properly spaced panels

Their entire skin is covered in chromophores that constantly show their emotional state.

I’m assuming the male octopus knows plenty well.

Can you believe how absolutely droolingly down bad all these dudes are for trans women?