Barbecue Cowboy

You can afford new tires instead of just patching them endlessly?

Look at the big spender over here.

Not sure if joking, pretty sure that’s Xev Bellringer, but I could be seeing things.

I’m not sure gators understand the idea of not being hungry.

Wow, I didn’t know that was an option, I thought we did 4k, then skipped to 6k and 8k. What’s the actual resolution on that thing?

I feel like banning all direct links gets you 90% of the way there. No referral codes, if a user wants to find your site, they have to go looking, automated spam is harder, etc.

The Pebble platform doesn’t make it super easy to monetize itself beyond hardware sales. There’s no reason to make a watch like this from a business perspective. Plenty probably could, but no one with the resources to do it properly wanted to make something similar.