• glimse@lemmy.world
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      -a person terrified of butterflies

      -covered themselves in fruit juice??

      -sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over

      -became the butterfly god

      I’ve seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed

    • Rolder@reddthat.com
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      Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway

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        That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.

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          “they wouldn’t stop showing up” so person planted milkweed to gather butterflies for the inevitable fruit juice bath storm.