Uncle Sheo is spreading the fork of horrirpillation around the kingdoms again…
Reminds me of “dungeon crawler carl.”
Congratulations! You’re now the proud owner of the Cursed Fork of Missile Attraction!
Every ranged attack targeting you has advantage which cannot be negated by anything until you break the curse at the next “Y-INTERSECTION” 🙄 several days out of your way
I shoot the gazebo with my bow.
I cast magic missile at the darkness!
“You now have a fork in the road. Add it to your inventory.” “Do you mean a fork?” “No.”
“As you bend over to pick up the fork, you slip a vertebral disc. Your health is reduced to 30%, and will stay capped there for the following three days.”
DnD in your 30s.
Oh no! It is a mimic! Roll for initiative.
Role a strength check
Unfortunately you are not strong enough to lift the fork in the road.
What! Oh my god Magic Fork!
What? No it’s just a normal fork in the road.
I must have been hit by some kind of weakness magic.
No, you’ve been hit by stupid.
De-intelligence magic? But why would that effect my strength? Unless I’m so dumb I think I’m stronger than I am, an I actually a fairy? We have to find a wizard to turn me back.
Yeah let’s throw away my novel I wrote for this and go off on some random Bs side quest.
I don’t wanna fork on the road. I wanna fork in the bed.
You better not fork in the road, you son of a beach!
oh no! it’s the cursed fork of splitting!
“When you get to the fork in the road, take it.”
why not let them pick it up and it turns out to be a portable fork in the road and they can put it down again to make a quick getaway later
Roll for initiative
“Why?”
“Because it’s a mimic.”
DM: “Why are you skanking…?”
“The fork rejects your advances.”
