Don’t give your money to Goya - there are plenty of other bean sources that aren’t affiliated with the Trump regime.

I was thinking more sausage harvest, but unironically being in medical school looks to be pretty effective birth control. Dude ain’t gonna have time to put his dick into his own hand, let alone harassing women for favors.

Fortunately there are ways to learn how to mitigate it somewhat by

That and people who don’t understand how to zipper merge.

There’s an on ramp junction of two merge lanes joining before the actual all highway near me that is perpetually backed up, and the textbook perfect situation for zipper merging.

…I’ve witnessed maybe three occasions ever in which the other drivers actually executed it correctly.

Daily facepalm.

Get some peppered and call it a day. None of the others compare.

Per my experience, Oklahoma has the dumbest drivers, Texas and California are tied for the most aggressive drivers (but simultaneously skilled just enough to not cause mass genocide), and Virginia has the worst road layout.

There’s a lot of different flavors of shit.

Don’t do this.

Use a rifle instead - you can stay at a much safer distance.

Oh, uh… In Minecraft. Modded, ofc.

Americans associate the orange colour with cheese

We used to. Lately it’s more an icon for fascism.

Murican here. Our food needs to be color coded or we get confused.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I had an X-ray and some ibuprofen at an ER two years ago, and if I miss another payment they’ll put out a warrant for my arrest - off to my side hustle! (top and/or bottom hustle still available, if anyone’s hiring!)

…I mean, this isn’t automatically bad advice. Kinda depends on the quantity and frequency of the alcohol vs calories. If you’re having a glass of wine at the end of an otherwise nutritionally well-executed day; vs going apeshit with candy, soda, chips, etc - but not drinking; the former is definitely the better of the two. Recognizing and leveraging those kinds of patterns are key to making some new change into a habit.

Especially if you treat this as a stepping stone to develop some good habits while weening off of bad ones - for that to work you need to tolerate some degree of bad ones as you dial them closer and closer to zero.

Perfect is the enemy of good.

IIRC George Jetson was canonically born in 2022.

So… we ARE living in the Jetsons timeline… you and I were just born in the Jetsons slums.

I mean, fucking with a PDF isn’t exactly arcane knowledge, even after it’s been signed. It’s just cumbersome and tedious and requires counterintuitive actions like pressing Ctrl+P instead of Ctrl+S.

If their purpose is to be secure, they’re shit at their job.

Sounds like screen readers need some improvement.

Open Office? Libre Office?

Critical temperature = user friendly. TIL.

Open Office? Libre Office?

Tech muggle here.

Could we just get rid of PDFs and switch to word docs and spread sheets instead? I know this will likely cause a slurry of consequences, especially in professional circles, but have you considered: fuck it.?

K thx bye.

Feeling the heat comes from your capsaicin receptors, which are fortunately distinct from taste. It’s more of a pain receptor.

…I’m actually quite thankful my anus doesn’t have taste buds.

…yea there’s no way I can accept that’s in good faith. I’ll leave you with: ‘gestures broadly at the last decade’

If you want to argue that he is somehow benefiting the US at the rest of the world’s expense, then go ahead and knock yourself out, but the frequency at which he damages our country speaks for itself.