Don’t do this.

Use a rifle instead - you can stay at a much safer distance.

Oh, uh… In Minecraft. Modded, ofc.

Americans associate the orange colour with cheese

We used to. Lately it’s more an icon for fascism.

Murican here. Our food needs to be color coded or we get confused.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I had an X-ray and some ibuprofen at an ER two years ago, and if I miss another payment they’ll put out a warrant for my arrest - off to my side hustle! (top and/or bottom hustle still available, if anyone’s hiring!)

…I mean, this isn’t automatically bad advice. Kinda depends on the quantity and frequency of the alcohol vs calories. If you’re having a glass of wine at the end of an otherwise nutritionally well-executed day; vs going apeshit with candy, soda, chips, etc - but not drinking; the former is definitely the better of the two. Recognizing and leveraging those kinds of patterns are key to making some new change into a habit.

Especially if you treat this as a stepping stone to develop some good habits while weening off of bad ones - for that to work you need to tolerate some degree of bad ones as you dial them closer and closer to zero.

Perfect is the enemy of good.

IIRC George Jetson was canonically born in 2022.

So… we ARE living in the Jetsons timeline… you and I were just born in the Jetsons slums.

I mean, fucking with a PDF isn’t exactly arcane knowledge, even after it’s been signed. It’s just cumbersome and tedious and requires counterintuitive actions like pressing Ctrl+P instead of Ctrl+S.

If their purpose is to be secure, they’re shit at their job.

Sounds like screen readers need some improvement.

Open Office? Libre Office?

Critical temperature = user friendly. TIL.

Open Office? Libre Office?

Tech muggle here.

Could we just get rid of PDFs and switch to word docs and spread sheets instead? I know this will likely cause a slurry of consequences, especially in professional circles, but have you considered: fuck it.?

K thx bye.

Feeling the heat comes from your capsaicin receptors, which are fortunately distinct from taste. It’s more of a pain receptor.

…I’m actually quite thankful my anus doesn’t have taste buds.

…yea there’s no way I can accept that’s in good faith. I’ll leave you with: ‘gestures broadly at the last decade’

If you want to argue that he is somehow benefiting the US at the rest of the world’s expense, then go ahead and knock yourself out, but the frequency at which he damages our country speaks for itself.

Good distinction. They too are enemies of the US, by which I mean the common person and the combined potential of US citizens.

…we’re way fuckin overdue for guillotine day.

He’s been working to turn our allies against us since day one.

Trump isn’t blundering into this shit on accident, he’s an enemy of the US. His actions make a lot more sense when you realize he’s intentionally trying to weaken us.

The whole not wishing death on anyone spiel serves only to preserve evil people.

It’s akin to the weird taboo about talking about your wages, and how that only results in people being underpaid.

Roaches tend to not just die on their own when it’s convenient for the rest of us - sometimes they just gotta be squashed.

Voting vs other actions isn’t a dichotomy - you can vote for the lesser evil to buy time, AND do the things that will make a real and lasting impact.

In our current system though, red team vs blue IS a dichotomy - using your vote you can nudge the counter a tiny bit closer to one side or the other; or opt out / vote third, which both equate to doing nothing and letting you’re countrymen choose for you, but the potential results are the same: red or blue.

So, you can use your vote however you want, but I’d recommend pitching that nudge away from the more blatant Nazis. …but also build those guillotines for use against hostile actors regardless of party.

What folks 100% should NOT do though is vote and then consider their ‘civic duty’ satisfied, which is ofc the sentiment OP is aimed at.

Surgical tech here! This is one of those ‘prank the new guy’ jokes you see in the OR. I’ve seen play out almost verbatim to the OP a couple different times.

Original OP may well be quoting Scrubs, but I’d wager this prank predates Scrubs by a hefty margin too.

“Go get me a jug of elbow grease” kind of shenanigans.

Listening to an NCLEX review lecture as I’m scrolling… They’re talking about addiction, and gave the whole “I can quit anytime I want” example of denial… AS I was scrolling past this post.

That was uncanny.

10/10