Reads pretty similarly to advice for when you’ve gotten too close to a bear 😄

Same procedure as EVERY year week, James

Plot twist: you’re a barnacle

Is that including shipping to Sweden?

C’mon! Just ONE festering wound replica treat!

Yes, but it gets snippy about the 1970s

Why, a techromancer, of course!

By which I mean a tech necromancer, not a tech romancer (pictured below)

“Catholicism.exe has stopped working”

(Choice buttons are “Wait for the Cardinals to respond” and “Schism now”)

First, you need to loudly declare your intention to do so, as you would a bankruptcy

Also I’m high.

Not judging, mind you. I hope you’re having fun or otherwise enjoying it 🙂

As long as he doesn’t end up concluding every sermon with “I use Arch btw”

Crossposted 😁

Yes I did, may you be touched by his noodly appendage, any other bright ideas?

@remindme@mstdn.social 3 months

From the Questionable Content merch store:

In-comic origins

We can be when we want to 🤷🏻

I got my head checked by a jumbo jet

If you search “springbok girls”, you get about 50/50 results of them and the South Africa women’s national rugby team 😄

First time in months he’s actually said the truth about literally anything, and of course it’s a case of saying the quiet part loud lol