I already saw that one, actually. Or rather part of it, since I got bored and found something better to watch pretty quickly 🤷

Ideally.

That’s Frau. A fraud is a young deer

That’s farad. Fraud is the short jerk from the Shrek movies

Verbal

“Irrigation is the future”

• Some dude 5000 years ago

True, but the state is still in an unacceptable state 😉

I was in a punk band called Anonymous Meat. Most of our songs were about masked orgies and charcuterie taste testing.

You had me until you said that Georgia the state is acceptable. Totally shattered my suspension of disbelief.

Nice! 😄

Thanks, you too with your whatever 😁

Or the epidemiologist Lucy Contactless

Charlotte suggests you reconsider.

Nope, it’s Lucy Carless. I was browsing a streaming site for a new show to watch and found her name amusing enough for a shitpost 😁

a dozen doughnuts and a Weight Watchers membership.

I also got you a trampoline and ankle weights.

For later, I got you a (non-braille) book and a blindfold.

proudly flashes “no egrets” neck tattoo

But ravenous ancient evils sealed in amber is my only kink! pouts lecherously

…how do you know with such certainty? 🤔😬

I’m open to collaborators.