Judging by the picture, he doesn’t really HAVE a few seconds left for repeating, though 🤷

I don’t control American English

Not when your lack of spoons is compounded by social anxiety…

Like a staycation, but worse.

“Whoa, did you see that girl? She’s so biblically inaccurate that it’s blasphemous!”

RIP lemmynsfw 🫡😞

ID: ImTheFirestarter
Password: TwistedFirestarter(HeyHeyHey)

The “shoeboxblog.org” one is the weirdest candy heart by far.

Also, who can afford a Zendaya in THIS economy??

Disclaimer: just being silly, no actual objectification of or disrespect towards Zendaya intended

To be fair, I’ve actually taken some pretty good moon pics with my Samsung phone (such as the one below), so I don’t know what made them fake a capability that they already had 🤷

“MOM! The moon won’t stop saying that it’s in love with my body!”

Hell yeah!

As a side note, Brutalismus 3000 is an EXCELLENT band name 👌😄

Because none of them have a car or bicycle.

Also: do not fuck talking cops

If you think THIS is bad, wait until you see !pissposting@lemmy.world 😄

Perfect! Dogs love sticks!

In which case he’s not a loving god 🤷

What if I accidentally fart on a porpoise? Will that work too?

In COMPLETELY unrelated news, I’m no longer allowed at the aquarium.

Good point about the sky trash, forgot about that!

As for using biodegradable pride balloons to distract fascist weaponry? That’s the ultimate poetic justice! 😘👌😄

Soooooo should counter protesters just release a bunch of mylar balloons to cause disruption

Yes.

Publicly admitting that their tech/operators can’t discern between balloons and drones is… A choice.

Also yes. 😄