in the US

don’t have to deal with (…) neighbors that are crazy unstable

On a scale from Bud Light to Everclear, how drunk are you on American garbage alcohol right now? 🙄

I’m not in missile range of anything since the 60’s

Fun fact: in 2026 you’re thousands of times more likely to be killed by a bullet from a handgun in the US than by a missile in any other European country than Ukraine.

Just saying that you’re full of shit. Because you obviously are.

Actually, you’re thinking of the charge of the light brigade, a military action best known for being the inspiration for a poem that in turn inspired a classic Iron Maiden banger

Depends how your taxes turn out

Abby’s alright, but Britanny sucks at ice fishing

There’s more people than people there?

I was in a band by that name. We mostly played punk and folk music.

Yes but no but it’s complicated 🤷🏻

I get that she’s a cofounder and all, but did NBC REALLY need to go with a picture of a white woman for THIS specific article? 🤦🏻

😘

The flag itself, but not clothes designed to look like the flag.

IOW: if you’re caught in a sitcom type situation where you lock yourself outside of your house and the only thing you have available to cover your fetus production apparatus is the stars and stripes you fly on your front porch because you’re a jingoistic weirdo, you’re going to be breaking the law one way or the other.

Conversely, the above fashion faux pas is as legal as brandishing military equipment while shopping in some of the more backwards parts of the country.

John or Michael?

Just the US wouldn’t be enough though.

That’s like saying we shouldn’t stop burning fossil fuels because other major anthropocentric causes for climate change exists 🙄

Geopolitical fuckery isn’t a zero sum game where any cessation of fuckery will automatically result in increased rival fuckery.

In fact, “if we don’t do it, those nefarious OTHERS will do the same or worse!” is the favorite argument in favor of geopolitical fuckery from ALL geopolitical fuckery apologists representing ALL factions.

Does doing up an entire standards document as an april fools joke count as serious or unserious?

It’s impossible to know until you observe them. They’re Shrödinger’s Nerds.

Vive la resistance!

MPa? Mega-Pennsylvanias?

In my headcannon it has

D’oHCuP? Like when you spill your coffee? 🤷🏻

I was only trying to heat it up readymade, I have no idea where the meatball came from 🤷🏻

You are what you is!