What if I accidentally fart on a porpoise? Will that work too?

In COMPLETELY unrelated news, I’m no longer allowed at the aquarium.

Good point about the sky trash, forgot about that!

As for using biodegradable pride balloons to distract fascist weaponry? That’s the ultimate poetic justice! 😘👌😄

Soooooo should counter protesters just release a bunch of mylar balloons to cause disruption

Yes.

Publicly admitting that their tech/operators can’t discern between balloons and drones is… A choice.

Also yes. 😄

Here’s the source.

Except for billionaires, who drink only the finest dodo feces.

a stroker

Is that a euphemism for someone who’s giving you some hand lovin’? 🤔

Taylor Swift, LeBron James, and Simone Biles:

My favorite old school Joker strip suddenly makes even more sense…

The law will initially target Palestinians accused of being members of Hamas’ Nukhba - its elite unit - who took part in the October 2023 attacks.

Those accused of serious attacks in the West Bank would follow.

The legislation would not apply to Jewish Israelis who kill Palestinians in similar circumstances.

No mention of a heightened (or even ANY) burden of proof, but specific mention of ethnic and religious favoritism.

The only way they could make it any more obvious would be to literally name the places “Apartheid Extermination Camps For Extra Ethnic Cleansing of Others That We Consider Subhuman” but I guess they’d need pretty big signs or to use the unwieldy initialism AECFEECTWCS and who has time for that when you have a genocide to commit?

You don’t know his life. He might be MUCH older than he looks and have fled the Famine of 79 🤷

Nowhere near as many as I like, but significantly more than a few years ago when I weighed 50kg more, drank a lot, and smoked 🤷

Which is itself a pretty fucked up thing no matter how normalized it is.

You plan??

See also Spoon Theory

Here’s the gif:

"Bullying“ ICE isn’t radical activism. It’s common decency.

Portraying her that way, even as a joke, makes Mossad laugh.

They’d just have made uo something themselves anyway. As evidenced by the fact that they already do so all the fucking time.

If you change your behavior or nix jokes in a futile attempt to prevent their disingenuous propaganda, that’s a victory for them that does nothing for you.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear overalls and a headband ❤️‍🔥

Is it worth watching even though the twist ending has been spoiled by becoming a meme several decades ago?

Would make the Winter Olympics quite challenging!

I prefer the Last Week Tonight version of their slogan:

“Olive Garden: when you’re here, why are you here?”