That’s why I no longer get invited to funerals.

knocks on lead hot fed!

Or at least their tires are 🤷

Make it clipboard, reflective vest, and hard hat for construction sites.

Clipboard and tracksuit for the training grounds of sportball teams.

Clipboard and ridiculously expensive tracksuit for Silicon Valley.

“Preliminary analysis of unexpected wobble in a rigidly non-wobbling system” is about that time when Simone Biles got the yips 😉

I’d watch that show.

Ditto

Still better than furiously pooping while pretending to masturbate. Unless you’re into that, I guess 🤷

No thanks, I already ate.

Still sounds more appetizing than the “food” in the Last Week Tonight segment on Olive Garden, though 🤷

Actually, he’s been very useful to fossil fuel interests too, often tag teaming with Joe Manchin to fight for their right to kill us all with impunity and ever-increasing profits.

So he has TWO uses, both of which are awful.

You’re telling me the whole railway is trans?

Here in the UK (which is not the US)

You can tell that this isn’t my attic by the fact that I don’t have an attic.

I’m not sure that I agree with your first statement, but the latter is spot on 😁

Oh yes Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other’s houses with each other’s property all day. They were a cheery lot.

Apparently, EVERYONE was having a bad one that day, as evidenced by 0 of them clapping.

Disclaimer This is not a serious comment

Started out with genuinely good advice, though. Getting your THC from edibles and vapes are MUCH less bad for your health than inhaling smoke of any kind.

Don’t do drugs

You had me at “upset your mom”!

The amount of money spent making Avatar movies could probably have paid for universal K-College education for every American for decades with enough money left over to bribe the politicians into voting for something regular people want for a change!

I mean, only when the association pops up in my ADHD-addled mind, but yes, I DO sometimes indulge the impulse even when the connection wouldn’t be immediately obvious to anyone else, because why not? 😁

And I’m sure you’re a swell guy/gal/other as well 🫶😁

PS: I broke the quote into more easily digestible paragraphs so you don’t get a daunting wall of text the moment you expand the spoiler 😁