that’s a boring sax

Doesn’t LOOK like it would be any good for making holes…

You just took care of a guy and when the time came, he took care of you.

Boss makes a hundred, I make a dime. That’s why I do my charging on company time.

I choose to believe that they do because that’s fucking hilarious 🤣

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I honestly have no idea why it was posted in fedinsfw of all instances since it’s not at all NSFW 🤷🏻

I only noticed now as I was browsing All when I found it, not trawling the porn instance for consumer advocacy memes 😃

song is a banger tho

Absolutely! The entire first act is absolutely flawless IMO, though it goes a bit downhill from there…

Did you seek glory? Did you find it?

Just one song before the virus took hold

Yes, I am indeed using a song about dying from AIDS to build on my joke about a fictional eye disease themed band 😁😎

I learnt you could get chlamydia of the eye when my best friend told me her friend got it, followed immediately by “no, not how you’re thinking”… She’d used her eyeliner to draw on her boyfriends cock 🙃

That’s both hilarious and horrifying 😆😮

chlamydia of the eye

I was in a band called that.

We mostly played polka covers of Rage Against The Machine songs and acid jazz originals.

Dame Judy Dench. The picture is from one of her older and lesser known films.

Me, an e-bike rider, when the fossil fuel prices make the over 60% renewables energy costs to charge my battery skyrocket

My next bike’s gonna be a touring bike (or similar) without motor assistance, though, so I’ll be free to roam untethered both literally and figuratively 😃

What is love?

A few favorites of mine:

I really hope I did the formatting right, so all that effort and concentration when I should already be sleeping wasn’t wasted 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

The last star of the Greek alphabet? 🤷🏻

My sources are doctors, therapists, psychiatrists, and countless medical research papers is my point.

Weirdly enough, the people diagnosing, treating, and researching ADHD for a living know more about it than some random edgelord calling themselves “modern medicine isn’t” does 🙄

Sure

He peed on your galaxy?

He says you’re welcome 😁