I got my head checked by a jumbo jet

If you search “springbok girls”, you get about 50/50 results of them and the South Africa women’s national rugby team 😄

First time in months he’s actually said the truth about literally anything, and of course it’s a case of saying the quiet part loud lol

red peppers exist.

Big if true

For example, the pineapple was named by a British explorer bereft of any understanding of the fruit

GORGEOUS piece of polite savaging right there! 😂

No idea why the Voyager built in translation tool thought I’d prefer my answer in Spanish, but de nada, I guess 😄 🤷🏻

internal possession

Wow. That’s equal parts draconian and moronic 🤦🏻

You’re a red square?

How’s the weather in Moscow these days?

That’s just because you’re not a demented fascist who was an idiot to begin with and his attention starved and incompetent sycophants 🤷🏻

Hey there, handsome!

New pandemic preparedness plan just dropped and this time it’s all about birdmaxxing!

Can confirm: am a woman named Gayle “Gay” Fake who can’t get enough cartoon frog facts and FDR/Göring slash fiction.

Zach is like Randall Munroe for people who prefer eyes to not be attached to heads 🤩

that’s a boring sax

Doesn’t LOOK like it would be any good for making holes…

You just took care of a guy and when the time came, he took care of you.

Boss makes a hundred, I make a dime. That’s why I do my charging on company time.