that gif makes him look a bit entitled

Yeah, I can see how it could be interpreted that way out of context, but in context it’s a joke about how he has very old-fashioned breakfast habits, dialed up to 11 for increased hilarity 😁

I’m guessing the last two are just her deliberately fucking with her grandchild 😄

Nah, he’s a grumpy but kind libertarian (ACTUAL non-hypocrite libertarian who just wants to be left alone without hurting anyone and be self-sufficient, not the RL GOP kind) with three ex-wives all named Tammy and a significant fortune in gold buried somewhere.

Of the many things he is, a Karen is thoroughly not one.

Geriatric infants

🤤

Yes, please. I’ll have them the same way Ron Swanson haves his eggs and bacon for breakfast:

…fajitas are the heart of Chinese cuisine?

Sounds like that could cause a lot of awkwardness 🤔

Raw onions and chili peppers can fuck off as far as I’m concerned.

All other ways to eat onions and peppers, though? Yes, please!

Alright then, I hope you like your steak well done 🤷

Probably drives an electric car too.

Might even have energy efficient lightbulbs! 😬

Not if you have a Wand of Burnination with charges left 🤷

Natürlich.

Except for Howie Mandel’s head, of course.

Yup. The first pic is mostly just an example there to handhold the hard of thinking 😉

That’s just mean! 😉

Damn, now I get why cartographers and the like always try to make it prettier in post!

Never thought I’d be body shaming the Earth, but here we are 🤷

Nope, theirs is also the same. Just another same than ours.

The year starts with Hammer and ends with Nightal.

Whereas my year starts with Hammer and ends with Fall.

It’s a shame, though. That Jeromian 13 month one sounds like a better fit, whether or not you’re in Vancouver!

The Sun also creates tides

The second worst British tabloid? I highly doubt it.