More like YO mama!

That’s legitimately terrifying 😬😄

Basically, wasps aren’t just useless enemies.

True if most wasps, yeah, but not yellowjackets. They can fuck right off.

Spoken like someone who’s DEFINITELY never encountered yellowjackets.

Stop pretending that yellowjackets are bumble bees.

SOME wasps are, and often not very good ones.

Yellowjackets aren’t anywhere near prolific enough at pollination (or the insect corpse cleanup they specialize in) to make those flying terrorists worthwhile.

Solitary wasps like tree wasps are cool, though, they can stay.

Personally, or by reputation?

Technically, only "“Magic Truffles” are legal, specifically because they don’t count as mushrooms, but as far as I can tell from the article, they’ll still get you high so close enough 🤷🏻

That’s just an indicator showing where the microbe host fuel goes.

I was in a band called Child Mold.

We exclusively played Scorpions covers but never Wind of Change.

That’s the ONLY reason why there’s no horses in any Guy Fieri TV show or restaurant.

This sign drastically underestimates my combo of poor coordination and social anxiety 😄

in the USA you can get Wegovy pills for $149/month now

Wtf? That’s little more than HALF what it costs in Denmark where drugs are usually much CHEAPER than in the US!

I want to drive a 30 yr old 3 cylinder car from Japan

Why?

I want to sit around the fireplace and watch a scary movie. Illegal

Doubtful

I want to ride my e-bike down my local trail.

Move to Denmark, the Netherlands, Germany, Belgium, or France. Sweden or Norway if you want to crash into a moose.

I want to let my kids run around at the park by themselves

Move to anywhere in Scandinavia, probably most other European countries

I think health insurance is to expensive and i want to not pay for it

I am once again asking you to move to Europe

I want to do mushrooms in the privacy of my own home

Move to the Netherlands, Jamaica, or Brazil

Note in case it’s not obvious: I am aware that relocating across borders or even oceans can be very difficult and costly. I am being a flippant ass for comedic effect.

Confidential as heyall!

Should’ve cropped it

Good news: it’s not too late! Lemmy lets you edit posts, including changing the post image, so you can just crop and reselect the meme without losing the comments, updoots, etc 🙂

That sketch was such a great use of the talents of one of the world’s (deservedly) most respected thespians 😄

Just your average rapist flood enjoyer ghost character 🤷🏻

world of worships

That’s the new expansion to Geordie Industrialist 3, right?

I think that’s part of the underlying self-deprecating joke here…