insert Sam Altmann here

Like what? Steve?

Procrastinologist

You’re very welcome 😁

I’m no proctologist, but I bet that, if you practice your squatting and get one of those long shoehorns for people who can’t/won’t bend down much, you can REALLY get far in there.

It’s probably not very good for your insides but I’m no gastroenterologist, so can’t say for sure 🤷🏻

Nah, it’s the comment you’re answering being coherence deprived 😄

At best, they’re tying the rampant deregulation that increased the likelihood of foodborne illness like this one to fascism, but that’s been a regular GOP thing since Reagan, the OG Neoliberal of the Americas 🤷🏻

Or worse: believe what their lying eyes tell them about the actions of Israel!

Hmm… Gonna need mandatory earplugs too, I guess 🤷🏻

Long division

You must have the most passively well-informed pets/children/houseplants ever! 😁🥰

So… I should lick it fast and then hide from the effects under a table?

So you’re saying that it’s a GREAT idea?

So those are “yes, but hurry”?

jots down in notebook

Coming from someone identifying as salt, that’s high praise! 😁

I can be, though, if you ask nicely…

You really shouldn’t, though.

Sure! I’ll keep that in mind for my next lickpacking tour across Europe.

Big if true

*Daughter

That’s what Vicarious Vince, the manager of Dudes! Dudes! Dudes! said, but I still say he just couldn’t handle my Razzmatazz.

Quoth the bean