When I got the watch several years ago, yes, long before I got an outdoor bike and started recording workouts with it six months ago.

True, but the fact that it does so on Sundays rather than Mondays is the reason why I didn’t retrieve my data in time by checking today.

And why is it a US thing? Because of Christianity.

Btw, I live in a European country and the watch is by a Korean company, so following US standards is doubly ridiculous IMO…

I bought it mainly for the danger.

Spoken like a guy defending his mid life crisis purchase of a motorcycle or fast car 😄

Does he know when we’re awake, though?

Do we, now?

TIL that Santa is omniscient 🤔

The CIA WOULD say that!

Like God when a sperm is wasted

don’t ask a sneakerhead stupid questions after 4:20 PM. about anything at any time, ideally

I wish I could tell you that the rest of the movie is worth it, but it really isn’t.

In fact, it’s how great the preceding 99% of the movie is that makes the ending many times more devastating than it otherwise would be!

volume I of the book “Science For All” from the 1870s has an entire chapter on carnivorous plants, and they give a fascinating description of how you can cure meat using sundew or butterwort dew

It’s not every day that you come across enticing recommendations for 19th century nonfiction, well done! 😁

the penis is a very sensitive organ

[citation needed]

Everybody’s looking for Sasquatch

It says carbs, as in carbohydrates 😄

And I’m actually limiting carbs myself, but pretending otherwise was better for the joke 😁

Because the writer and/or director was a sick son of a bitch 🤷🏻

The pictures are 100% identical, so I assumed you meant life in general 🤷🏻

Oh, you’re pretending to be deaf yourself? Carry on, then

Because they can’t hear

Will you do the fandango?

I see a little silhouetto of a man!